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Ok guys, its time. I have to hang myself today, all other ways and attempts have failed. This is the last way i wanted to go, but the pain is just too much. I love you guys and i hope we meet again someday. Please encourage me to do this, its the only option i have left
>>27981346
If this is all you're gonna give us, we don't care
that you're killing yourself.
Making a post like this literally gives you nothing,
and neither does it give us anything.
It's pure fucking shit.
Please stop.
>>27981346
Make sure there's enough of a drop, you want to break your neck not strangle. Strangling is not fun
You're not going to go through with it, you fucking pussy
>tfw never got to go to summer camp
What are some things you missed out during childhood that you wish you could have experienced?
>>27981238
young love, song related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mQ4reLS8Lo
also, learning how to ride a bike
also, having a happy/normal family not ruined by divorce and death
>>27981238
>the sublime feeling of sublimating yourself in a crowd
>it will never happen again because people can smell the outcast on you
>you'll never be 15 and in love
>lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
>not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
>only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
>you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
>you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
>you're in your 20's now
>gotta get a good job
>gotta be a serious man now
>all the good ones are taken
>maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
>they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
>you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
>you have missed out on teenage love
it's original i swear
Long week, wagecuck?
No not at all. I'm in education and I work part time I love my life. Hope you enjoy doing nothing all day and scrounging off the state. Once the economic collapse happens Scroungers like you will be the first ones destroyed. It's only natural selection.
>>27981316
Actually it will be the careers cucks that jump out of Windows when they lose all their possessions. Meets are broke and use to living on the cheap and have had plenty of time to learn survival skills.
>>27981149
Thisweek will indeed be long for them.
Fembots, what do you think about guys who are obsessed with anime girls? Can they been redeemed?
you still don't get it. women don't give a shit about personality or any of that as long as your attractive or rich. I'm obsessed with Ruri but women don't mind cause I'm tall and muscular. I could probably be into bestiality and they still would flock to me.
>guys who...
Wait.
Chad liked anime!?
It depends if they only like little girls and watch moe shit, then no thanks that's kind of creepy and a massive red flag.
If they like all kinds of girls and the older girls with big honkin' tatties and enjoy different types of anime and manga, then that's cool. I wouldn't even mind if they own figures of sexy girls either.
>wake up
>poor cereal
>open fridge
>no milk
>tfw no gf milk
Just fucking get some coffee creamer and mix it down with water.
Or melted vanilla ice cream and water
Or just water.
>I've done all of these. Not as bad as you'd think.
>>27980948
>pouring cereal before milk
time to kill yourself
>you will never die by the loving hand of your oneitis
>you will never feel her caressing you in your final moments, whispering mocking words of affection in your ear
>you will never close your eyes and drift away into death, her soft, faint chuckle the last thing you hear
Why...
>>27980857
Get over it for fucks sake.
>>27980857
kulafags can eat a dick
https://youtu.be/_RTN3HnQV3c
tfw hollywood makes r9k's dream: the movie but you still still be alone forever
C U C K C C U U
U C U C K K U
C U C U C
K C U C K K
yea but u liek to watch ur wife be unfaithful 2 u with a black guy who has a big dik
so i'm cooler than u :^)
>>27980806
>first the flag, then the fag.webm
lol, those things can literally blast the skin off of someone's face. Glad that sort of thing doesn't only happen in America.
![26856913-Closeup-portrait-of-young-business-man-opening-shirt-to-vent-it-s-hot-unpleasant-awkward-situation-e-Stock-Photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9pDIUCT.jpg "26856913-Closeup-portrait-of-young-business-man-opening-shirt-to-vent-it-s-hot-unpleasant-awkward-situation-e-Stock-Photo[1]")
>h3h3prod
>leafy
>johntron
>filthy frank
>social commentaries over some shitty steam game
I found no sense in this post.
>>27980709
you'd have to be somebody who is browsing constantly and is an active poster to get what OPs talking about
>h3h3prod
Good boy dindu nuffin
>leafy
Sophmore teen drama, I remember when I was 16.
>johntron
Overrated but ok to me
>filthy frank
Overrated
>social commentaries over some shitty steam game
>"SHITTY DUBSTEP INTRO" WHATSUP GUIZE ITS ME AGAIN AND TODAY IM GUNNA SHOW YOU...
>has had casual sex
>had had more than two-three sexual partners
>wears anime merchandize in public
>feminist/sjw
>anti-feminist/anti-sjw
>uses slurs in mixed company, or uses them often
>religious
>militant atheist
>>27980688
>goes through this post, explaining why he meets all these requirements
>does not check these dubs
>>27980688
Don't forget
>virgin
>has not had casual sex
>has not had at least 3 sexual partners
>watches anime
>"redpilled" pua/white supremacist manlet
>afraid to use slurs except on anonymous imageboards
>atheist
>militant religious
>the shape of the penis is designed to allow men to scoop competing sperm out of a woman's vagina
>yfw the penis literally evolved to prevent cucking
that's not how evolution works senpai
But mine isn't shaped like that.
It tilts way down
Like gonzo's nose
Lots of animals have penises that do that but I don't think humans' can.
>Hey anon. Thanks for the date. You don't mind if I bring my daughter Laura along do you? I couldn't find a baby sitter.
>Sure Stacie, not a problem! Hey hold on a sec I left something in the car
>>27980596
Okay but you're like 13 how do you have a daughter and why is she wearing a jacket it's 90 outside
>>27980596
Is that picture shopped? Holy moly, I can play Polo on that forehead
Who /fat fuck/ here?
Fuck this shit.
I'm been having digestive problems so i've been eating healthy the past week.
The thing is i love eating healthy i just like every kind of food but for some reason healthy foody does not satisfy me.
Like just now i ate some steamed fish with potatoes but it does not satiate me.
I crave bread, and pizza and stuff like that it's the only thing that gives me that "full" sensation and satisfaction.
Anyone knows this feel?
>>27980591
Who is that big guy?
Yeah, you just have to deal with it. The extreme hunger and cravings last for about two weeks, then it gets a bit better. Doing more light exercise like walking helps too.
Just remember that when it comes to weight loss, calories are king. You can eat 1200 cals/day consisting of Big Macs and you'll still lose weight. You'll be disgustingly unhealthy, but you'll lose pounds.
>>27980678
Yes, but i'm trying to be healthy too.
Trust me, nothing would please me more than a "diet" consisting of pizza.
Okay guys, so this August move in date is getting closer and closer. How the fuck did you robots who went to college survive? I am freaking the fuck out right now...
Stayed in my room and smoked weed all day.
Everybody in my dorm hated me and I hated them but then again I was genuinely a little shit back then. Just be good, don't bother people, do your work.
I cannot emphasize this enough.
Do. Your. Fucking. Work.
I didn't, I tried to an hiro and failed a mess of classes.
Don't go to college- the relative reward for how much you invest has shrunk to a point where it's hardly worthwhile.
RA here
Just talk to people, everyone is also nervous so just relax and have fun.
College is what you make of it.
Also listen to what the other dude said and do your fucking work and study
I really want to lucid dream, but i've been trying for almost a week and feel demotivated. anyone have any tips? Maybe share your first experience?
Wake up at 8 sleep again. Dream
>>27980513
It's a pretty long process actually
It took me almost two months before I had my first complete lucid dream.
First, you need to get to know your dreams. When you wake up, write down everything you remember from them, even if it's just one or two sentences. You'll get better at remembering them after some time, and then you can actually try to wake up during your dreams.
Stuff you can try to understand you're in a dream : text is almost always nonsense gibberish, your hands look pretty weird, face fade when you don't look directly at them.
Try to spot these in real life, when it becomes a habit, you'll be able to still have it in dreams.
Then, the first time you wake up in a dream... Usually, you'll wake up from the adrenaline. So you'll have to try a few times before actually succeding.
But when you do... Enjoy ! ;)
>>27980513
It's happened a few times for me with sleep paralysis but I recently found out if I have a wet dream, mid orgasm I feel like I'm in both dream and real life, I can feel the orgasm and wetness and tell its real and also know that the dream is a dream, I woke like shits wack yo
>tfw when no slutty jewish princess camwhore gf
>>27980445
What's her name? Orig
>>27980538
>>27980538
name's on filename
I'm so in lust with her
![1460157800772[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jA5SVaB.jpg "1460157800772[1]")
