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ITT we rant about our mothers
Why did you leave mom? You just fucking walked out. When my little sister, your flesh and blood got sick you didn't show up. When she died you didn't come to her funeral.
You know what her last words were mom?
"Where's mommy? I want mommy."
She was too young to understand that you were never coming back.
I hope you are miserable in your new life. I hope you burn in hell you cunt.
>>27986347
>>>/reddit/, friend.
I know exactly what you fucking mean. My mom left me and my brother with our dad since she cared way too much about drugs. I haven't talked to her since I was 3. Last year I found out I have 2 sister's I never knew about. She needs to keep her legs closed
>>27986385
Women are worthless whores
Origino
I'm about to ask out a 6/10 with huge tits. I never spoke to her but she looks homely.
I'm 6'2 and 7/10 depending on who you ask.
Talk me out of it or talk me into it.
I don't even know what to say we have never interacted I just see her sometimes.
How doomed am I?
Pic sort of related
>>27986328
Jack off and see if you still want to do it.
Remember, masturbate before you ask to date
>>27986328
try to get her in bed as fast as you can so you don't waste time if those tits are saggy as fuck, if they are round and plump fuck on till you are bored
kinda seems like a /soc/ thread
if you think she's below you don't bother, your ego is in the way.
>tfw you finally stop giving a shit about almost everything and can live a happy, healthier life because of it
Other people are nothing but NPCs in my personal single player video game. They live only to serve as resources or obstacles in its completion and are otherwise either expendable or meaningless.
Any of you faggots living that shrug life?
>>27986283
Now that you're living the shrug life you should have some fun with it.
Spread rumors, cause drama amongst random groups. Send strippers/pizza/ to random houses. Create fake tinders and hook people you don't like up with other people you don't like. Create fake facebooks of traps and hook up with people then send dick pics.
Fuck it.
I just found a new lease on life.
>>27987293
aw yeah, nigga
I'm already in the habit of making white girls uncomfortable by pretending they offended me and playing the race card just to see how worried they get that they'll lose liberal points.
Good times.
Who here /poor/? This is my dinner
ive been grazing on oreos today
dinner is beans
>>27986271
Put it between some bread, shit is 1/4 the price per pound. At least be smart if you're going to be poor.
>>27986271
If you're anywhere in Central NJ, I'll buy you dinner.
>/r9k/ robot comes into office
>Asks if I can help him with his depression
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
Thank you doctor. Just what I was looking for. I knew I could rely on you.
>>27986216
>Stacy asks for birthcontrol
Was it an accident or on purpose?
crazy girls are best girls prove me wrong
>>27986160
Litteraly can't be done.
>>27986160
Laina is a Stacy who only dates Chads. That song was made to earn betabucks which betas gadly gave to her by watching her video millions of times.
>>27986160
Toby Turner rape allegations. Boom. Thread over.
This kid already had sex, what's your excuse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP4iZr4dRSs
a kid lying about having sex on social media? unheard of
With his dad probably lmao
>>27986124
>133 views
That's you, isn't it?
How many regular /r9k/ users do you think there are (people who browse this board more than 4 times a week)?
I think there's consistently like 10,000 people posting and lurking here.
>>27986106
post the rest of this image you fat fucking NIGGER
>>27986106
>4 days a week
If you have literally anything better to do in your life than 4chan so that you don't browse it every day you're normie scum and need to fuck off
>>27986106
Less than 50,000 more than 10,000
>tfw no boy to worship my stinky girl feet
post contact of yours
I'll do it
>>27986249
And first post sums up why fembots don't exist
Saged, hidden, unsubscribed
>girl feet
I didn't know feet could be girls
So how do you guys deal with the crippling self-loathing?
>>27986096
I overeat and self-sabotage.
>well I, errrr umm....
>>27986096
i mutilate my penis
>there are people that think anyone deserves to be alone
explain why you deserve companionship
I personally believe that I deserve to be alone.
You don't know me, who are you to say that I don't know what is best for me and those around me.
>>27986292
We don't deserve anything. I hate people that imply anyone would anything to them. But we do seek companionship, humans can't live a healthy life when they are alone. But still we don't deserve shit.
How many red flags can you count? Winner gets a Dennys gift card.
Jesus christ who the fuck would get on that? Even for easy pussy that's a lot of fucking risk.
>>27986064
The whole fucking thing is a giant red flag mate
>>27986064
34 miles away.
Fuk dat.
Anyone else here hate online gaming? I don't want to 'interact' with assholes who have spent literally thousands of hours 'leveling up'. Take this upcoming game called Overwatch. I watched the trailers and was hyped as fuck that a new cool looking game was coming. Then I saw the game play trailer and was deflated as fuck. Basically it's just another Team Fortress (and a ton of other games) clone. Fuck all those spotty geeks chatting to each other about their teen angst lives. Fuck having to fight dorks who must have fast pings and the latest hardware who camp out and take you out as soon as you enter the game.
I like having actual character development and story structure.
You're what we like to call a faggot.
There are plenty of indie, single player "experiences" for you to enjoy. Play those.
>>27985913
Well I never got into the whole TF2 thing like alot of robots did.
So it sounds like a win for me.
Go play single-player, lmao
Play one of the literal hundereds of singleplayer games then.
What's the problem?
What do I say in a first message to a girl robots? I don't want to ask her out to do anything, just break the ice without being too autistic.
>>27985751
Ask her if she likes animu
>>27985751
Say "I love you"
Use a pun based on her name
People are different than toilets. I know this because if I did the same thing to a person as I do to my toilet, they would get up and leave.
>>27985748
I met people who would enjoy it and not leave.
>>27985809
That's what I call a human toilet- I prefer to not be around those folks.
Does anyone else get light headed when they poo?
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