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/r9k/ how do I activate easy mode in life? If life has any cheat codes plz share.
>>27991853
Steps for easy mode:
>become woman
>SJWs will protect you from anything anybody says
>make a kickstarter for something stupid
>make it and charge a fuckton
>profit
Or, alternatively:
>plastic surgery
>dick transplant
pick your poison m8erino
>>27991853
>kill yourself
>hope reincarnation exists
>roll again
>~70% chance you roll female or Chad
>Become god
>rewrite the physics of our universe
>ezpz mode achieved.
Would you suck a horse/zebra cock while dressed in girls' clothing for $25,000?
If no one ever found out.
>>27991849
i'm not going any higher than 10k i'm not that desparate yet
>>27991849
>$25,000
That's an extremely small amount of money to do something that degrading.
>tfw liver cancer
Did you try getting a new liver?
>>27991745
>tfw nobody on /b/ cares
>>27991768
Yes I did my cancer came back
Let's post pictures proving that women have life on easy mode.
>girls can be robots too!!! you're all just bitter virgins!
>>27991668
yeah, that guys is quite a catch,
you can also get an ugly girl
>>27991686
I was rejected by a girl about equally as ugly as hirl.
She had a physical disorder that morphed her head, and I was desperate.
She said I'm not her type.
who /completely fucking mental/ here?
>>27991664
for you...
original commerentino
>>27991696
I could kill a man 2 seconds flat for stepping on my shoe
>supposed to cook pizza for 12 to 14 minutes
>cook it for 16
I feel hurt. And alone.
I'm told loneliness is usually self-inflicted. That if I'm just a brighter person, then people will like me. I'm also told it's the past. That no one else will hurt me. As long as my father exists, that will never become true.
That sad thread
This one is my favourite.
And I just find this one funny
>>27991604
I want to cry, sleep, die all at the same time
Hey /r9k/
Does anyone do graphic design here? Preferably on games? If so, how much do you make and how hard was college? Would you recommend any other career? Is the demand high? I don't want to be a wagecuck, but I don't think I'm capable of doing a difficult job. I procrastinated choosing a job and college and I need to do something quick.
>>27991583
Graphic design is one of the hardest fields to make a lot of money while it not being insanely hard.
They make you work bullshit hours and the majority of companies will cut you after all the assets have been built for the game.
What this means is you will spend a lifetime of job-hunting for the next company, and relocating and being unemployed.
There is tons of openings for underpaid graphic designers or people who need one for a project but can't pay you "unless the game is successful"
>>27991772
This. If your parents are not wealthy, don't do it
>>27991583
You will work with asshole clients. The jon will be difficult, you will be unappreciated
>>27991772
What would you recommend as a good field to go into, anon?
Tha'ts it /r9k/, Bernie lost. Trump is coming after your neetbux
>>27991499
That would lead to the beta uprising.
Trump's far to brilliant to allow such horrific things to befall normfags.
>>27991499
You want a livable wage? Well you'll have to work 20 hours a week in a public servant role getting paid $15 an hour! AHAHAHAHA! Enjoy that workplace atmosphere and work experience losers! No more good boy points for you, if you want extra money for tendies you'll have to work an extra shift!
>>27991499
Nah, why would they take away neetbux from neets? They want to give them just enough to do keep them placated. Give them too much they might succeed, give them too little they might get motivated.
>get called hobo a lot and ugly
>fast forward yesterday
>got a haircut which looks like fucking shit, the barber literally fucked my shit up
>fast forward today
>someone tells me I look like I go to a private school
>fast forward 2 hours
>get called a white boy, and Mexican yells "BOI HE GOT DAT SKOOL SHOOTER CUT"
>fast forward 2 hours
>someone says I look rich
>fast forward 2 more hours
>literal 10/10s and my crush comes over to talk to me
>I make a joke
>they laugh
>get invited to one of their houses by one of the 10/10s
What the fuck is going on? I shit you not this is not bait, this happened today.
You live in the ghetto congrats
Pls don't bully
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>>27991426
just get the fuck out chad
>has no friends
>somehow still gets laid
>still has no friends so i'm lonely and feel it right here
>has Steam
>likes to play games
>plays pirated games on tunngle if you can afford them
>plays minecraft and 3ds as well
>hacked 3ds so i'll play anything
I guess i'm not a robot because I have a gf... but i'd really like some friends. Anyone want to play something with me?
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198105649591/
>>27991417
Hoorible taste! Just! AWFUL, ASBYMAL, YUCK!!!!
No wonder you got laid...normalfag degenerate.
>>27991417
I'm horribly lonely, lazy, self-centered, full on degenerate, nothing authentic about me, no hobbies, microdick, no confidence/self-respect, self-loathing, ect, ect
But, I'm not autistic and can pick up on social ques, making friends real easy and pretty good with chicks (never been laid), so I'm stuck in this weird cyborg zone where you can get along with everyone but you will never belong and no one will ever truly like you
>>27991709
I wouldnt get along with you. I would spit on your face fagmeister untermensch.
>i like you
>as a friend
why does women think we want to be friends with someone we were attracted
They don't. You're the backup beta provider if they can't get Chad, Brad, Thad and Tad.
>>27991403
>oh, I like you too
>as a fuck hole
>>27991425
This. She's just stringing u along for the beta shit u give her that Chad doesn't, cause he's too busy piping her out and doing dumb Chad shit that she loves cause she's a fucking idiot Stacie.
Drinking coffee makes me horny now.
Is this puberty again? I thought this was finished.
>>27991322
you know what i think coffee makes me horny too.
its been raining all month and temperature droped a lot so i have been drinking coffee again. Coincidentally my libido is through the roof, i get horny every 4 hours now
Coffee makes me shit
>>27991404
Girl let me fuck.
Dude lets bounce confidence off eachother and go get fuck.
>be 26
>had medical issues most of my life, but miraculously cured about 18 months previous thanks to a bit of quackery
>get a gf
>she dumps me after finding out i'm a virgin
>"wow, are you shitting me? what the fuck is wrong with you? are you some kind of psycho?!!?"
>tells everybody
>everybody bullies me about it
>move to another city far far away
>actually do the whole go to bars and talk to women
>over the next few years sleep with 86 different women over two different cities
>28 now
>meet a nice girl of 24 at work
>get a real girlfriend again
>after sex, it was great, she nervously told me that in her youth she was a bit wild, and slept with almost 20 different people! she was very scared when she said this
>i told her it's ok, she's my 87th partner
>she looked at me with a look of absolute shock and disgust
>"oh my god, you sick monster! are women even people to you!?"
>she told everybody
>everybody is angry at me, and the boss has told me not to approach any women at work
>boss tells me he isn't sure if a man of my character should work at his business anymore
could somebody explain this to me? seriously I can't fucking win here, should i move again?
>>27991314
You're supposed to lie about these things, anon. Even that girl probably slept with more than 20 guys.
>>27991314
Its called lying you dipshit, start doing it. Always say you've had sex with "like 5 people, two of them in relationships."
>>27991374
How many women am i meant to have slept with for my age then?
How can Asian "men" compete? Once Asian qts see a superior BBC, they will never go back to tiny chink dicks.
>>27991248
its over, the asian man is finished
soon millions of immigrants will flood into asia and impregnate all the asian women who didn't know what they were missing out on before
>>27991328
No more pure Asians, everyone will be mixed soon
This is your chance robots to knock up pure Asian waifus while they're still ripe for the picking
Come home black man.
Brunette + brown eyes = the best women.
Prove me wrong fambruhs.
>>27991159
women with heterochromia are duperior desu
How can blonde Stacys even compete?
>>27991159
You are definitely right and I will not try to prove you wrong. Also long wavy hair looks very cute desu
