cheeeseburgers...the master race of foooood.
quadruple double cheeseburger from mcdicks if so good mmmmmmmmm yummmm.
yo reply to me you retard autistS FUCKIN REPKLY TO OR ILL KILL YA ALL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
stop doing this on /ck/
>>27984999
no fuck you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i'll start
>thanksgiving 2014
>in aunt's house hanging out with family, bored and dinner is just starting
>14 year old cousin comes in from outside playing with his neighbors and runs upstairs
>aunt calls him down to eat, wont respond
>aunt sends me up to bring him to the table
>go upstairs and find my way to his room
>"hey dude your mom wants you to-"
>hes sitting at his computer jerking off in the dark to tentacle porn
>leave and try to ignore what i just saw
>sitting at the table, he finally comes down and is as red as a tomato
>doesnt make eye contact or conversation for the entire meal
>goes back outside and keeps hanging out with his friends
greatidea.mp4
>go up to his room to see if he cleared his search history
>he didn't
>reopen the tab he was looking at, go back downstairs and pretend like everything is normal
>cousin comes back in with his friends and they run upstairs to his room
>his friend freaks out, says really loudly "dude what the frick"
>everybody downstairs hears this
>aunt goes to tell them to behave
>sees the screen
>____ WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP HERE
>tells the neighbor kid to go home, hear cousin having a breakdown upstairs and aunt yelling
>didn't see him for the rest of the night
fast forward to last weekend when we stopped by their house, saw him and he's a total trainwreck. He never comes out of his room for any reason other than to get food or use the restroom. I'm pretty sure the neighbor kid spread the stuff around at his school, and now he has no friends.
Does ruining my own life count?
>>27984932
sure thing farmhillian
this post isnt originull lmaooooooo ayyyy
>Neighbors kid is a total emo fag
>I make fun of him all the time, even push him to the ground and hump him as I call him a fag
>One day me and the fag go into the woods, I make him trip and fall face down
>I pull down his pants and hump his ass
>I ask if he likes that like the fag he is
>He doesnt respond so I stick a finger in his ass and told him to answer me
>He...
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>mom calls to tell me that she is separating from my dad
>not sure if divorce yet or if thats happening or what
>in middle of studying for finals in college
>literally dont know what to feel.
>kind of just shellshocked
So how has your day been robots?
>have graduate aged kids
>bothering to separate/get divorced
tell your parents to stop being so fucking whacky and get real.
>>27984912
Whoa thats rough Robro, but now is the time to STRIKE, fucking make the move now and fuck your mom
>>27984912
tell your mom to fuck off and not to bother you with her stupid shit
So what did she mean by this?
I didn't know what to think of it.
>>27984897
i think she meant "Haha oh. You should have come to say hi."
>>27984943
this
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fuck your bloxx
>>27984897
she said "haha". never before have I met a girl actually interested that said "haha". "haha" is a very bad sign.
Are any boys here mentally retarded? Always wanted a qt mentally retarded bf :(
I have pretty poor social skills, does that count? Or am I just being retarded?
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>>27984941
no, I meant really retarded, like IQ below 80 :(
>Asian male
>grow out hair
>Asian women tell me to get a haircut
>non Asian women smile at me more
post pic of your hair anon
Interesting.
Keep it growing, Chang. I'd rather you have our women instead of Tyrone.
>also asian male
>grow out hair
>same amount of women smiling at me as ever
counter-evidence
I've never been much of a racist growing up, however I didn't have to deal with many Blacks or Latinos either. Anyway I'm starting to be around more minorities, and I'm starting to become more racist. I'm looking for websites and pdfs on White Supremacy, but all I can find is stuff on how Whites suppress Blacks and other minorities.
I found the National Socialist Party of The U. S.'s website:
http://www.nsm88.org/
but all that has is news reports.
I'm looking for eBooks and such that talk about how lazy, violent...
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>>27984847
Dude... just don't. Politics is probably the shittiest hobby there is. It will do nothing but make you cynical and depressed.
>>27984994
this, if you start to take on that mental stress you will resent birth even more.
Just live at an individual level and don't worry about what's going on in the world at all time. Humanity is fucked and it just progressively gets worse.
>>27984994
This is correct. You worry about things you will never be able affect when you be getting down. To. This. Sick. Beat.
I've been called cute/hot by many people on omegle. Is it possible that I just simply look far better on my camera? Or do I actually look good?
>dog delivers my pizza
>don't tip because dogs don't know what a tip is
hehehehe
>invest all my money into delivery dogs
>delivery dogs' code malfunctions and realize they can roll over to reach the pizza
>lose all my money in delivery dogs
>>27984815
what if the dog eats the pizza?
Would you date a feminist if she was this cute?
why would a woman's thoughts matter?
>>27984771
I did. didn't work out they are no different then stacies they all just want to fuck chad
>>27984771
No, she'd do buttstuff to me and I ain't into that shit.
Should we nuke Japan again?
>>27984611
Yeah go on, do it for the craic.
You should nuke me first
>>27984649
Serious replies only please senpai
Robots, will you open the box?
I have seen the movie and know nothing good comes from being anywhere near that thing.
Hell no.
no, imma ebay that shit and make bank
A lot of people here are next level desensitized so probably. Not me though. I find suppression a necessary balance.
Why doesn't somebody make an Encyclopedia Dramatica equivalent where people don't type like obnoxious /b/tards from 2008?
It's fun to read about internet history but it's annoying to hover over a hyperlink to find an "Over 9000" article
>>27984484
HEY I REMEMBER THIS GIRL
>>27984533
May she never be forgotten. One day I hope to make her face a banner.
It's a lot of work. The Internet is also much more homogenous now
Pabst 5.9 Master Race.
Best bang for teh buck. Tastes good enough and i'm drunk as fuck.
yooooooooooooooooooo sup niggas
masteeeeeeeeeeerrrr raceeeeeeeeeee
cheeeessseee burgeweeerrrrr
Hello, /r9k/. I have noticed that tripcodes have become increasingly more common on this forum as of late, and feel this is the time for me to make my e-celeb debut. I have not chosen a name yet, but my tripcode will stay the same. Screenshot this thread so that you can say that you were able to see the debut of what will be the most famous person on all of the internet.
Those are some pretty cool bugs
I want to poke them with a stick
>>27984461
I cannot help but notice that you did not actually "quote" my post. As I have learned, that is what leads me to receive a (You), which is the equivalent of an upvote on this forum. Please do not refrain from giving me them, because it was help me reach e-fame.
>>27984461
what is that?
pewpew
Ignorance is bliss
I'd rather be a normie than stuck 24/7 on this board looking at dick rate threads
me too, but here I am
I'd rather be a normie than stuck 24/7 on this board looking at dick rate threads
slowly becoming attracted to cute traps and worse things
>>27984384
You are right, but how would someone accomplish normie status?