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What are some things that slowly and quietly kill us?
Examples are mold spores, dust mites, EM radiation, and UV rays.
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how do mold spores harm you
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>>27961687
http://blackmold.awardspace.com/black-mold-toxic-stachybotrys-mycotoxins.html
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>>27961604
Bread will slowly and quietly kill you.

I'm completely serious. https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/evolutionary-psychiatry/201103/wheat-and-schizophrenia

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Did you ever felt it? During a meditation tonight, i think i felt god, i was into about 30 minutes of meditation, suddenly everything got still, just felt the breathing, and i never loved breathing that much in my entire life, it felt like breathing in love.

I felt angsty, but slowly it developed to peace, there now was just peace, i felt nothing but a big and peaceful joy, a joy that great and lovely, i can't even describe it. It was better than the first kiss, better than the first love.

It think i felt the essence of the universe, i think i felt god. It only took about one minute, but i enjoyed every moment.

I needed to cry in my mind, 2 secs after that i breaked out of meditation and cried in joy and happines for about 10 minutes, it was the most beautiful thing i have ever experienced, it was literally heaven.

Some anon told me 6 months ago to try meditation and i want to deeply thank everyone who ever told anyone on this board to meditate. I love you guys, alot of fags don't know what it can do to you.

It will quiet your mind and let your real self be awakened. You don't think in this moment, you just live and experience god, experience the now, there is just this moment anon, in this moment everything is just wonderful.


Thank you 4chan for showing me this, it helped / helps me alot. After that i was brave enough to go outside for the first time in 2 years.

It showed me what the essence of life really is, it showed me that there really is something you could call "god", i rather like to call it "the essence of being, or just being and now."

You can't really define it. The word "god" is too used and fucked to call it that, it's the universal spring, the stone that let's the waves in the ocean of the universe wave. Everything has the origin in it.

If anyone knows some books about that i would be very thankful.
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>>27961593
I often tell people around these parts to meditate, even though I don't really do it myself anymore (even though I should) so maybe it was me. Congrats though, sounds like you've reached enlightenment, something sought after by many meditators.

My meditation skills are shit, any tips?
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>>27961633
I think im far away from an enlightenment. It changed something, but not everything in me. But i think its a good way.

I can just tell you to just do it, just sit down, close your eyes and concentrate on your breathing, and watch what you think, let it flow.

It's not that hard, just the beginning is, you can't have expectations.
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>>27961712
Thanks anon, I'm glad you stuck with it.

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Carl the "Cuck" here... I don't really like the name you've given me, but anyways.. ask me anything.
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tell me please, where are the proofs?
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>>27961542
timestamp or gtfo t.b.h senpai
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>>27961542
Those are some ugly fucking tits holy sht

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>2016
>people still disliking McDonalds

Some of you robots drive me crazy.
Do you realize you can get 10 McNuggets and a Filet O' Fish sandwich for like $4.00?
That's fucking incredible and it's something all people should take advantage of.

Feeding a family of 4 for like $10.50 is amazing and is going to be one of the best meals of your life.

>based fries
>based ice cream
>Coke products
>free condiments with all meals

Please head on down to McDonalds today and post in this thread with your favorite entrees.
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>>27961518
>$35,000 to start

for working 80 hours a week and putting up with niggers and spics
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>>27961540

Most McDonalds don't hire black people anon.
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>>27961616
you must not live in the south, thats all they hire here

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Daddy Daddy
What did you do in your youth?
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>>27961370
To be fair my Dad doesn't have a very good answer to that either, he spent literally all his spare time fishing on a river nearby his house.
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>>27961370
I killed ur mother and father and ran to this awful country with u so i could fuck u any time i liked u worthless little hunk of shit. now go wash the dishes then get back into mount position.
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>>27961370
>My dad always tells me all these great stories and adventures he had when he was my age
>My stories will consist of "I had a good chuckle at those brap threads"

>tfw no timid healslut bf to dominate and peg with my large black strapon
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I'll be your aggressive but secretly submissive tsundere mage bf
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I'm a tough guy healer senpai, don't mess with me.
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>>27961289
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

I'LL NOT ONLY BE YOUR PET BOY, I'LL ALSO PLAY A HEALER FOR YOU IN ANY MMO

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If you wear anything thats in this pic. There is a reason you dont have a gf.
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>>27961268
what's wrong with a blue tshirt?
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>>27961309
I think its the combination of tshirt and unbuttoned dress shirt it looks autistic as you guys would describe it.
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>>27961479
>you guys would describe it
Found the normalfag. Kill yourself fashion fag.

Have a seat anon and consider this carefully. You have 2 options.

>Option 1 :
Games never have any dlc , just bug fixes and general improvements on games perfomance, nothing more. no skins , no micro transactions , no day one shit, no cosmetics , no characters. nothing. 60 dollars. no expansions.

>Option 2 :
The price of games dramatically increases. games come out full with all the content that they will ever come with. The average game that would usually be 60 dollars is between 90-100 dollars or more.

Choose one
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2 + piracy

>actually got muted for this
u wot
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1 all day every day
Notoriginalfuckyou
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>>27961237
interesting , you do know there is a possibility that the game could be shit.

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Have any of you robots here actually been successful in getting laid with Tinder/Grindr?
Considering I'm an awkward virgin who has never had a social media account, I'm debating on whether I should start with this.

I don't want to get bullied/rejected too hard, just to end back at square one.
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Women online are even more cruel than IRL.The only silver lining is that you have a chance to show your wealth and/or sense of humor/personality.
Still, it's all about the face
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>>27961221
>still it's all about the face
This, I'm not sure if girls even bother to initiate but I've never been swiped ever.
The few girls I have messaged just seem to ignore me after a while.

If you're ugly, don't even bother. I even stooped to straight out telling girls I'd lick their pussies whenever they wanted....it didn't work either
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I got tinder yesterday and I dont know what to do

One of my matches sent me her number and suddenly it all got too real

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Who /Organ Donor/ here?
Been thinking about suicide again and remembered that I got a letter which lets you become an organ donor.

I'm maybe thinking of filling it out before I kill myself or something. If I'm not gonna use my body, why not help someone else who needs it more than me?
They do take the organs of suicide victims right?

What do you robots think of this?
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>>27961147
I am but I'm afraid they'll give my organs to some niggers or tranny degenerates, been thinking about getting it removed from my license
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Just help people in need

Trust me it's a great feeling and you increase positivism in the world
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>>27961337
What makes you think I have the motivation for that? I can barely get out of bed every morning.

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Which board has the most amount of low IQ betas on the 4chan and why is it /pol/?
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>implying pol is ever wrong
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>>27961130
How the fuck can a person be so fucking disgustingly ugly?
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>>27961145
>call "le habbening" 60 times a day until something happens
>SEE? SEE? WE KNEW IT!

Sometimes I lie awake at night and think "Some people still believe the Earth is flat." and lose a little bit more hope in humanity.
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>>27961086
its not flat, it's hollow
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>>27961086
>Disagrees with someones statement
>Doesn't provide his own

What shape do you think it is? Square? LMAO
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>>27961086
The thing that makes me lose hope is those people still most likely have at some point get laid. The game is rigged.

Look at this bastard, he lived the fairytale.

>tfw you will never be 22 and married to your childhood sweetheart, the love of your life
>tfw you never even had a childhood sweetheart
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it's nice growing up rich, isn't it?
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>tfw you will never be ready to take on the world with your wife
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>tfw you will never have a fairytale wedding at 22 years old or ever

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Dafuq is happening here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYF4IAE3WgY
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>>27961050
Marky gets nosebleeds.
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oh shit its Ed furlong's cute younger sister
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>>27961092
Why can't I get to know qt crazy girls like her?

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>Tfw I cut my goatee just to become a trannie
>MY FUCKING GOATEE
>no guys even want me
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT, REEEEEEeeeeee
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>>27960979

Goatees are gross anyways ew.
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>>27960979
Does any one have pics of trannies with beards? I long for the day that it's acceptable for trannies to have facial hair. That's going to be hilarious
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>>27960979
Why did you cut your goatee? No one said girls can't have goatees.

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