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>getting cyberbullied
I did good cummies today
>getting bullied by ghosts
Hahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
This is the kid from Terminator 2. I think he should be the new Brendan Fraser. Can someone please put the hair on him? Also, discuss.
Did substances or womyn do this?
>>27956789
height: 1.7m
doomed from the start
>>27956789
Substances. He even needs a new liver. Although he's also been jailed for beating his wife. So maybe a little of both.
I always hear how normies say "stay within your league!" Or "Lower your standards anon get a fat / ugly chick!" fuck that I hate the hypocrisy how a plain jane or fatty demands a tall, muscular man but men must accept them.
Hell fuck "Muh personality" I will never lower my standards. Post them cuties
>>27956758
this desu senpai, 8.10+ or nothing
>>27956758
dating someone you find repulsive just doesnt work. If you arent attracted to the girl you arent going to put the necessary work to get the relationship started and going
>>27956758
It's good advice meant as an antidote to your pornified brain and to give you a shot at realistic happiness since looks won't matter after a while anyways, or at least be way less important.
Posting pics of QTs to jack off to is great and all but that's not what an actual relationship.
Also, the double-standard is because the girl live in a totally different world than you and I. The girl in your pic could go anywhere and instantly have her pick of thousands and thousands of men. She could easily make committed men leave their relationship. Now scale that same power down to plain jane and fatty, and they are still left with sizable power. Not able to command thousands of men but still at least 10 or so. They simply have more options than you so they are able to be more selective.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1F_qj0vpac
why are you still a male feminist? explain yourselves
>>27956751
That dude doesn't look like a beta male at all
>>27956794
Looks like a guy who would date rape somebody.
>>27956751
Mirin the fit of the Jesus guy in the background
>No witch gf to cast a curse on you and parade you around on a lease before going back home and gently cuddling while she prepares to give you a first hand experience of the pleasure of the female form.
>>27956735
>on a leash
>not crawling
what's the point
>>27956759
You can still be in charge without being mean.
>>27956759
But being mean is fun
>Tfw got fired from my job this morning
Back to the NEET life, it seems. For clarification, I'm the one who made a thread yesterday about how much I hated that dead-end low-pay gig and wanted to quit.
NEETdom or new job, doesn't matter: at least I'm no longer there. I'll start applying for jobs tomorrow: for now, I'm just content it's over and I never have to step foot in that shitty "business". And I at least have some $11k saved up, and live with parents, so I won't be on the streets.
My only regret is, I wish I could have quit myself before the idiot boss fired me. I had wanted to since last night, and was dead-set on doing it, but everyone in the office was busy in the morning and I had to wait, and it so happened that I got called in before I could go and resign myself.
Well since they fired you, can't you collect unemployment?
>>27956748
>unemployment
No, because this is America and only certain positions come with unemployment.
>>27957326
Lying out your ass already , this will be a good thread.
The only reason you don't collect unemployment is if you weren't paying into it to begin with. Tax cheat.
How the fuck do you compete with this? Should you just become a trap instead?
>>27956697
i dont because i cant
but i cant compete with chad either
I chop it off with my katana.
Compared to the global population whites have some of the larger dicks
Why is boipussi thr 2nd most important substance known to man? It can make the difference between an alpha or a sissy twink
Is BBC the 1st most?
boipucci is best pucci
that is a scientific truth
>>27956602
Looks like he's taking a shit from his front.
Can one of you weaboo fags draw Harold as an animu character?
He is my personal hero but I don't like looking at humans.
I will give you one of my rarest pepes as a reward.
>inb4 anon asked for drawing gave him lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27956370
Someone will very angrily tell you to go to /r/ soon but I hope you find what you're looking for.
>>27956370
I'm surprised it doesn't already exist desu senpai
I could do it but I have all the rare pepes, so fuck you desu fampai
Organic command
Do any of you robots keep a journal?
If so, what do you write, how would you react if someone found and read it? Does it help you?
Nope. I don't have some journal I'll leave behind when I die. Just my insane ramblings on the Internet, scattered throughout.
I do. I have a diary about basically anything I feel like talking to myself about. Sometimes I write about my dreams, my past, how I'm feeling. I write about the most minuscule things, like a certain smell I like. I've made a point to write as much as I can, I think it relieves stress for me. I write about some very personal things, I wouldn't want anybody to read it, but if they did they wouldn't really like me anymore.
>>27956329
Why not collect the insane ramblings on paper? You could have some semblance of self-reflection.
>>27956371
This is what I want to do with my journal, a record of my immediate thoughts and feelings but whenever I pick up the pen my mind goes blank.
ITT we share videos that make us happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM3GxWDu_bQ
Why do women dress like sluts then complain when they're treating like one..
She's literally asking for it
Gimme da sauce nignog
>>27956336
You probably can't see through it in real life, and it's just the flash and the camera's ability to see into the near infrared that are letting us see through her dress.
I have not had a bath shower or wash since sometime around Christmas, I never even think about it but sometimes I hear people talking about it and wonder if I am odd. Anyone else like this?
how to keep your hair not looking like the bottom of a greasy shit hole.
if i was bald~~
I bathe every day.
Sinking into the water so hot that it nearly burns my skin is a wonderful purification ritual.
I shower every day.
>getting married
>want to take my wife's name
>dad threatens to disown me
>>27956140
Then don't take it
Problem solved
Holy shit do we need to walk you through how to be a man of the house when you are already planning to be wed?
Unless your last name is dingleberry, you have no excuse to do that
>>want to take my wife's name
Literally why?
Why would you want to take you wife's name anyway?
I never saw anyone do this
>tfw homeschooled
>never got to experience a normal school upbringing
At least most of you guys had a chance, how was I supposed to learn social skills when it was impossible for me to practice them?
If you're thinking about homeschooling your kids, don't fucking do it, and if you are then sign them up for classes or something
I don't know what the fuck my parents were thinking
>>27956042
same here man
my life has been absolutely empty for my entire existence
>>27956042
In taking online classes but I still don't interact with other people
I haven't talked to a person my age in months
Btw I'm 18, I failed a shit ton, I'm failing all my classes now so I said fuck it and just doing w/e
>"tfw bullied" - public schooled robots
>"tfw no social life" - home schooled robots
>Hey anon, pluck one and make a wish!
>>27955988
>Stop this. And next time, wear some underwear when you're in my car.
>>27955988
Going down on her must feel like flossing.
And I hate flossing...
But kinda like pussy, so you see my conundrum.
