If you ever feel nervous or intimidated by women, just remember that they're all ugly underneath their makeup.
>>27950689
>they're all ugly underneath their makeup
We know, but do they know? I think most women, especially western women consider makeup their own skin.
>wear makeup to feel pretty
>damage skin with the chemical face paints
>wear more makeup to cover damage and feel pretty
>damage skin more
>wear even more makeup to feel pretty
>face is like a piece of chewed up leather
>wear more makeup to feel pretty
>face is like something out of a freakshow
>wear...
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Not only that but makeup ruins their skin too thats why they age like milk
hey /r9k/ i have a problem that i was hoping you could help me with
i'm very bitter and hostile about the fact that i'm a virgin, it's gotten to the point where i can't even go outside anymore because when i'm around other people i can't help but feel left out because they have all experienced sex while i haven't
it's really holding me back from doing a lot of stuff i want to do, for example i've been saving up my money to travel overseas but first i need to get over my bitterness
do you think getting an escort...
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Yes, but save up your money so you can at least get a high end one. I guarantee you will have a lot more confidence after you have sex.
>>27950686
have you ever used one if you don't mind my asking?
if so what was it like? how did you feel after?
>>27950784
I lost my virginity to a prossie. Spent $400 but keep in mind this is your first time so dont think "a whole hour sounds good", nah cunt 30mins max. Probably will only last 5 mins straight at best. Honestly it was fucking unreal, and after that i realise I can justtalk to girls like nomral people. I havent told anyone irl about it, just said i met a drunk girl at a bar. Honestly before I could barely talk to girls, but when she said talk dirty to me and got me to abuse her, you realise that everything
This meme is almost a decade old.
>>27950614
Nobody makes Spider-Man threads anymore
>>27950622
did you say spiderman thread?
efg always brought about some great oc
I'll never like Japanese people.
They're creepy when 3D.
>http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1460772395819.webm
>>27950527
I don't understand what you just showed me.
>>27950547
Nip porn that I called to.
>>27950527
what the fuck was that op.
Did you think we would never get any more Elliot OC?
Under the guide of a journalist writing an article for the 2nd anniversary of the Isla Vista Killings I have managed to secure a telephone interview with one of Elliot's teachers tomorrow.
yeah sure you did.
this skepticism is original desu
>>27950407
guise*
Anyway, I have a day to ponder over questions, but serious suggestions are welcome.
>>27950407
try to make Bane references?
What is the best place to find friendless girls? Either websites, or IRL
>>27950399
At the cemetery or inside a womb
>>27950399
there's some strange ones on soc and here
obviously you have to filter but you're going to have to do that anywhere
>>27950469
Yeah, friendless... girls... on /soc/....
i wish i was in india and had an arranged marriage to a stronk alpha male whos not indian cuz indian men have small pee pees
bump cuz indians suck
India doesn't have gay marriage, moron.
>being a fag
>being a sub fag
>being a curryhound
Why is this allowed?
Any robot playing Ragnarok?
>pic related my archer :^)
The lonely archer strikes again...
Cute toon OP.
>>27950365
>tfw you're forced to play sniper because you don't fit in guild ;_;
Post your dream jobs and why you can't have them (right now or ever)
I wanna fly helicopters but you have to pay for the training
>>27950337
Professional dead person.
>>27950337
If we as a species ever met aliens, I'd like to be a researcher/historian on earths behalf on learning about their history, culture, language, technology, etc.
It can't be done for obvious reasons.
Porn star
I'd like to get paid to jerk off, something I do a few times a day in my dirty basement bedroom. I'd like to be paid just for my appearance without needing to do anything terribly physical or mentally draining. Just sit there with a hard cock, get pictures, do videos, fuck women for hours on end while they get all the shots and angles they need.
Why can't I? I'm a fucking pale fatass robot and even if I spend the next 5 years getting myself into shape, I'd be too old at that point. Maybe if they start a series of girls getting...
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>Wow, I didn't expect to see you here! How's life been going for you?
>>27950305
pretty shitty what with being a paraplegic and all. i haven't felt my dick since the accident but thanks for asking Diane.
Well, my legs work, so pretty good I guess.
>>27950330
>My legs work, but my spirit is broken, and they don't have chairs for that
>Had a massive crush on a girl
>Even though she was WAY out of my league
>Way later, I told her how felt;
>And she told me she actually felt the same!
>She said she liked me too, but her friends...
>All I'm going to say is they didn't like me
>But even still, we both knew that we liked each other
>Over time, her friends...
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>>27950258
Nice poem, queer.
>>27950258
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
>>27950258
That got me right in the feels tdh senpai
>tfw you will never know the wonders of having a womans body
>>27950217
why is she shitting with her vagina
>He doesn't anally masturbate and self insert as the girl in doujins
>>27950217
I feel the same, but wtf is going on in that picture?
*PPPPWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
>>27950213
gotta love pee in all forms
>>27950668
It exists in other forms than liquid?
Now this is a meme I can get behind.Taynebloxx
>buddy gets gf
>they invite me to a party at her house
>he says she wants to introduce me to one of her friends
>ohgodno
>friend is a fedora animu whale
At least I know where I stand. Also I learned that femanons wear fedoras too. Fucking hell
>>27950165
Do you mean the female equiv of a fedora (the cat glasses) or a literal fedora?
>>27950174
No she actually wore a fedora hat on her head. She also said something in Japanese to me
>>27950209
Was she cute even if she wasn't fat and wearing the fedora?
Is squirting real?
Yes. A lot of the stuff you see in the porn with any production quality is fake.
It does happen and its not piss.
If you ever get the chance to taste it you will realise this
>>27950100
It's real piss
>>27950144
incontinent roastie false flag
It's piss they have done a science on it