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>tfw you're attractive enough that overweight girls all drop their spaghetti in front of you
>but so autistic that cute girls only seem to look at you with pity and apprehension
Should I just give up and be a chubby chaser?
Chubby girls are the best desu
>>27953503
Not really related to the post, but do you always post desu at the end of your posts? Why do you do it?
>tfw so attractive that all girls are terrified enough of you that you convince yourself you're actually uglycould be the opposite
>this guy literally gets laid on the regular
>you don't
Explain?
>>27953344
>this guy literally gets laid on the regular
sauce?
how you want your ears senpai
>>27953344
I don't get out.
I am not around other people.
I doubt it even if I was a 10/10 supermodel that I would lose my virginity. because I like being with myself
It's really simple man, if you stay at home no one will approach or know that you even exist.
And I'm perfectly fine with it.
Long story short:
>I am 24 and have never even kissed
>I've been offered a chance to participate in a threesome with two girls
>they asked me, not the other way around
>one is good body but kinda butterface (like pic) and 25yo, one is pretty face but slightly chubby 21yo
>I don't find either of them super attractive but they are ok
>the reason they asked me is because apparently I can be rather suave
>the reason why I am a kissless virgin is because I have never had the guts to initiate anything sexual etc. (naturally it isn't a problem now as it wasn't me who brought this up and the cat is out of the bag)
>I'm pretty sure the girls think that I'm a guy who knows what he's doing in bed
My question is.. Should I go for it? How do I fake being good if it comes to that? I'm seriously having doubts. I could just say I'm good and not go. That way I'd remain a loser but at least no one would be the wiser. I'm afraid that they'll learn of my loser'ness and being a KV and all if I perform badly. Neither of them are probably too experienced, but they sure as fuck have way more experience than I do.
You're biting off more than you can chew, for sure, but do it anyway. Pleasing one girl is hard enough, pleasing 2 isn't for everyone. One suggestion is to make them start doing all the work, by saying you want to watch them together first. Let them get each other hot and bothered and you can just come in during the last round and bring them home. You won't even have to be great as long as you can last.
>>27953713
So how does fingering work? I assume it's not like in porn.
Is there something I should know so I can pull off the "player" act?
Dont do it! You'll make a fool out of yourself and ruin all little social life you have left.
Why does everyone on here hate this show? Are you just upset because normies like it?
because it's cool to hate le reddit here
There are people that hate that show?
It's cool to hate popular things, anonymous
Who here on this board uses "he" when it's about a girl?
I'm way to scared that if I make the slightest indication about the person I'm talking about is a girl, all I would get is meme responses about roasties this and roasties that.
Why are the retards on this board unable to have a serious conversation/discussion without sperging out like the autistic memelords they are?
>>27953305
How about you fuck off normie faggot.
>>27953305
that's because this board is, in fact, a colony of [s4s]. they rarely exert any direct control anymore, but make no mistake - actual discussion is strictly forbidden by those in control
>>27953322
This is exactly what I mean.
>>27953333
idk anon. once in a blue moon I have a discussion or conversation on this board thats worthwhile.
Nice quads btw
ITT we share secrets.
>>27953200
I am in love and it's shameful
>>27953200
*shares a secret*
I've been catfishing a girl for more than 3 and a half years.
>go to dentist
>dentist is hot
>her boobs rub on my face for 1 hour
>the most action I've gotten in 10yrs
>feels goodman.jpg
Anyone else getting boob action from their dentist?
>>27953182
>her boobs rub on my face for 1 hour
That sounds like she did it on purpose, you don't just accidentally rub your breasts against someone's face for an entire hour
>dentist
>female
good meme
did you mean ""assistant tool-passer dental hygienist nurse"""?
>>27953209
That's what I'm thinking, but I'm not sure if she does it just for me or for everyone. I could even feel her nipples on my face too. I bet she gets good repeat business.
>Pretend to be retarded
>People notice and post the pretend to be retarded meme
>Feel even better about it
>>27953028
Hi anon
Oregano commentus
>>27953154
Hello dude thank you for replying to my posts I was kinda getting lonely.
Hope you have a good night
>>27953210
Hey no problem. Its 5pm here but thanks anyway.
What does a heliamphora pulchella eat? Because mine eat so much mosquitoes and flies but is diyng anyway
Inb4 wrong water,i gave her only demineralized water in a acidic peat ground
>>27952982
Maybe if you'd stop sticking your cock in it OP
>>27953000
>Trips of truth
Also not gonna lie I'd fuck that plant poochi
>>27953000
If i stuck my cock in it i would still have more sex than you,you trolley bag of dicks
When you get right down to it, Fried Chicken is absolutely delicious.
No place in America does Fried Chicken as good as Popeye's!
>based spicy flavors
>crunch tenders and wings
>containers you can recycle
>white or dark meat
Right now you can get a three piece spicy meal for $4.99 and it will come with a biscuit and a side. That's real value robots. And it's real good too.
You can feed a family of 4 on $8 and you can't beat that. Head on down to Popeye's today!
Nice try shill
Original cotton
Never met anyone who prefers dark chicken, it's objectively inferior
>>27952956
Popeyes is god tier but it costs me at least $9 to get a filling meal
So I am a jewish frat boy living in a major american city who goes to 800+ person parties every weekend, i also have ins with high ranking city officials, I can network easily and probably get a job out of college with no problem
so /r9k/
with all this amazing shit set up
why do I hate myself so much
>>27952939
fuck off kike, kill yourself
>>27952939
Probably legit, clinical depression. Mental health issues don't care about your status in life, bro.
Let me guess, AEPi?
Probably in Atlanta at Tech?
>sorry, girls. I'm only into pure 2d waifus. Heh. . .your loss. . .ladies
>>27952856
Nice hat meme my man.
>>27952856
thanks for the quality post. Keep it up, proud of you.
3dpd is complete trash, when will you failed normalshit accept this
Is it racist to hate gingers? Are gingers a race?
>>27952759
I used to have a ginger friend.
He was the fat funny guy type.
He could get women no problem.
What a crock of shit.
>>27952759
Might be? I do really hate blondes, maybe I'm racist too.
race is a sociological term, not a biological one, so who knows. its not like sociology is a science.
>go to cinema to watch new starwars movie
>people in my seat, just sit somewhere else since we're all adults here who would make a fuss over something small
>20m go by, worrying if someones gonna grass
>bald guy tells me i gotta go sit in my place
>everyone looks at me
>movie was shit
>don't feel bad for pirating now
What the fuck are you taking about?
oreganopasta
>>27952712
>doesn't take his own seat
You don't make a fuss. You just pushed the issue onto yourself.
>>27952712
>20m go by, worrying if someones gonna grass
>bald guy tells me i gotta go sit in my place
What
I legit don't understand what you're saying herw
>Will you be my bf, anon?
Would you say yes or no?
can you not stay up on my fucking chair
Whats with the flavor town shoes?
>>27952569
I LIKE HER ELF EARS
