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>tfw mom wears the shorts you use to cum into
>>27959416
wow, that is pretty fucked actually
>cum in mommy's panties
>she puts them on later
>gets pregnant
ruh roah
do you think she knew what she was doing?
>black customer walks in
>black customer
>black
>customer
>implying the nigger had any intentions of buying anything
>paki family comes to drive through at ten o'clock at night and wants to order everything off the fucking menu
>>27959461
NOT HAVING IT
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Lets hear about your adult theater experiences.
>be me
>never seen an adult theater
and that about sums up all my experiences relating to adult theaters
why would you go to an adult theater after 1995?
>>27959401
I found out about them through this video and that's about it
Hey guys, my friend says that no matter what I say you guys will call me a loser and an idiot. Is he right?
no, i hope you have a good day buddy :^)
Despite this seeming like a cold, emotionless board, we are all supportive and happy to see a new friend join us :)
>>27959341
only if you don't actually have sex regularly. we'll reel you in with fake stories so you share your own, and then we get to laugh.
>Research done a few years ago under the auspices of the Carnegie Foundation for the Advancement of Teaching uncovered a most important and significant fact - a fact later confirmed by additional studies made at the Carnegie Institute of Technology. These investigations revealed that even in such technical lines as engineering, about 15 percent of one's financial success is due to one's technical knowledge and about 85 percent is due to skill in human engineering-to personality and the ability to lead people.
Continue to work hard and ignore them they said. One day, Chad's gonna be a loser they said. You're gonna be Chad's boss they said. All the women are going to want a successful, well-grounded man they said. Highschool isn't a miniature version of real life they said.
>>27959331
>falling for the losers in highschool are going to be successful in the future meme
Do I have a good excuse for being a NEET now?
That have to tell you that to keep you in line. If we all knew the truth then the world would break down.
>There are robots that live in California
>They haven't been on a pilgrimage to Isla Vista
How do you think this makes us poor Europoors feel?
>>27959249
Elliot is a prime example of a failed normie with a high self opinion.
He never was and never will be a robot.
>>27959249
i live about 4 hours away. im too poor to afford gas to make the trip, but eventually i will drive there and honor our lord and king
>>27959249
I live in Los Angeles. Poorfag though. Please send me money so I can go
Would any robots date a girl with acne?
>Would any robots date
SIGN ME UP
>[email protected]
if this is real
>>27959169
WHAT KIND OF NORMIEFAG QUESTION IS THAT? OF COURSE WE WOULD!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27959187
It's a hypothetical question. Fantasizing basically. The stuff robots are best at.
>>27959169
Depends on how severe it is and how awesome the girl is. It's a shitty thing to say since I'm a backne/acne riddled neurotic permavirgin neckbeard, but still...
>In Uni
>Sit across from girl
>Absolute qt.
>Dresses modestly
>skinny
>Doesn't wear makeup
>every feature I find attractive all on one person.
>Get to know her through casual conversations and class discussions
>Actually manage to hold my spaghetti
>She's motivated, intelligent and moral
>Virgin
>Has a boyfriend
Every single time I go to this class, I feel like someone punched me in the stomach robots. I didn't ask for this feel.
no woman is worth our time
>Has a boyfriend
>Virgin
Uh-huh.
>>27959154
JUST
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kappa
>"Tell me a bed-time story, Uncle Anon!"
what do?
>>27959019
fuck, i thought the shutterstock watermark on his face was cum
>There was once this animu imageboard called 4chan....
just give him a little vodka to drink
I am the disease you pretend to be.
I am the push that makes you move.
I am the lunar beam.
I am the starshine.
I am the cosmic ray.
I put the autism in autism
I am the edgy 15 year odl you try to be
I am a faggot
I am OP
>I am the eggman
>I am the walrus
>koo-koo-ka-joo
I decided to fap sitting today and accidently came on my face. I don't know how to feel about this. Am i gay?
no i got peed on my face because of bladder problem and peeing in bed. i feel normal
Congrats, you're pregnant now.
>>27958895
You wouldn't have been, until you thought about whether it makes you gay. Now it's clear that you are gay senpai
Yall niggas jello?
I prefer fried cod chips desu familia.
>>27958877
I don't think you're doing your black brothers a favor by being a living stereotype to be honest
>>27958948
You mean eating chicken tenders like my r9k brothers?
Do you guys do anything other than post suicidal frog cartoons all day?
this might be due to the doppler effect
I play around with excel spreadsheets, sometimes write shit in notepad and I do very entry-level stuff in video game editors
I used to collect music but not really anymore. I just listen to what I already have. I also used to watch a lot of artsy films but again, not really anymore.
>>27958842
If I'm at work I like to read mangas and steal food from various offices inbetween posting frogs. At home I only frogpost though
Will there ever be any more Rare Elliots?
>>27958756
F
rip in peace, st. rodge
>>27958756
some OC made from already published Elliots maybe, but "rare Elliots" as in never-seen-before photographs of him: I don't know, maybe not.
>>27958756
>Will there ever be any more Rare Elliots?
I doubt it kinda sad he's seem fading away
>tfw 20 years old
>tfw still have acne like a fucking 15 year old
just fuck my entire life up forever
is it really bad? have you tried washing your face more often or some special products?
Wash your face,
Change your pillow case,
Or, go up to girls and embrace the mace.
>>27958729
i shower twice a day. i have used several products. the thing is the spots come up from deep in my face, it isn't a surface thing
>tfw you feel a nodule appear in your face and it grows slowly into a massive spot which doesn't fade for weeks
