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You. Are you a furry?
>>27955896
no, and i haven`t never met a furry who wasn't an insufferable faggot worthy of killing themselves.
>>27955896
fuck no
disgusting
adjust your idea of "robot"
>>27955918
this desu
I masturbate on gay animals but that's about it
I'm a 19 year old kissless virgin in European high school. I'm graduating this summer.
>tfw wanna stay in high school forever but can't
It's a bad feel. How do I get rid of it?
>19
>high school
lol retard
>>27956013
>european high school
Can you read? I'm not an Ameritard.
>>27955854
Germany or the nordic?
>go to take a shit
>realize there's no toilet paper
>you've already emptied your bowels
what do?
>HARD MODE
You're in public restroom
1. use your underwear to clean your ass.
2. buy new underwear
3.
4.profit.
>>27955808
Wipe using paper towels if available, otherwise sacrifice underwear and go commando.
pull up underpants and grab some paper towels. this has happened to me before. that was a bad day
>tfw when there's no such thing as normies
>>27955729
I hate art like this. They use excessive lines to distract from their terrible perspective, shoddy line-work, and plain incorrect anatomy.
>>27955783
>trying to sound smart
"Line-work" shouldn't have been in there. Japanese inking is actually brilliant, and you have to be to make all that amount of lines readable and make the figure distinguishable. I agree that line economy is the sign of a better artist though.
>everyone but you is a normie
Is this a chad, robots?
>>27955714
I can't tell, but he is a good looking guy.
He has the potential to be a chad. He looks like he has a chubby face but you've got genetics on your side.
There are three kind of people
Thinkers
Hacks
Cattle
His face betrays him as a Cattle
>"dude, just dress more stylish and girls will dig you"
>decide to lurk /fa/ in order to see what's stylish despite knowing that pheraps it would be a mistake
>it's a board filled with pretensious hipsters that go to art exibhits just to feel "Hype" and "Cool"
>mfw it reminds me of people in the concerts i go
>close, never go there again
>>27955639
>yfw your denial of pretentiousness is pretentious in itself
>>27955674
Shit, i'm traped in a spiral of pretensiousism... I'll never escape from it again...
Well, this whole board is full of pretension too... It's filled with people that claim to be superior and have great interests but in the end they are just uninteresting people that rarely read books or cultivate themselves.
/fa/ is hilarious. I go there to laugh at them. Look how seriously they take themselves. They deserve it.
>At school rn
>Cute girl infront of me
>what to do?
Pic kinda related
>Drop pen behind her
>Go around and pick up pen
>Stab her with the pen
>Brag that you penetrated a qt
>>27955555
QUINTS.
Do this but beg for help because you can't stop hurting people then maybe she'll feel bad for you and want to help.
>>27955555
five fives, what a time to be alive
Man is such a simple creature. Penis
>>27955477
hot feet
>>27955477
Only if you look at most normies.
Every decent male thinks about stuff other than the constant benis in bagina
>>27955517
Like how angry he is when benis is not in bagina
You've been kidnapped by a group of Black militant feminists to serve as their sex slave.
Do you try to escape?
>>27955475
No, I always wanted to be a sex slave for a bunch of niggers.
That's literally my fetish dude
>>27955475
Would love that but highly unrealistic and depends if the militant feminists are not dykes and are the qt feminine type
ITT: songs that describe how you're feeling
>And she's watching him with those eyes
>And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it!
>And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
>You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
>I wish that I had Jessie's girl
http://youtu.be/Qk9GjbbueHo
Here's to you, OP, and your godforsaken thread,
and the many whores, dames and ladies who has touched my heart
to hell with you all
and cheers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjessON4Uo4
>>27955369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XIsYvbvWWY
I like this one.
>>27956007
shitty cover
shitty name
shitty music
shitty choice
say, are you a shitty person?
Ok /R9K/ so I'm moving to a new apartment soon, but these past 11 months I've been living with some cholo ass motherfucker. I met him at work and we got along well enough we got an apartment together because rent was cheaper that way. So we're about to move out and he's showing his true colors. Last night I asked for his half of the Internet bill and he said that he wasn't going to pay it since we're moving out. I said we still have to pay for it we can't just ignore it and he said that he hadn't used the Internet this month so he's not going to. I told him that's not how it works and he gets up and gets in my face and tells me he's not gonna pay it because he hasn't used it. His thug brother is in the room with him glaring at me from over his shoulder, and i basically bitch out cause I'm scrawny and can't do shit against two people. I pay it myself and then he comes back in and tells me he'll only pay half if i put the modem in his room. I tell him to fuck off, I paid the bill myself and that the modem was mine, i bought it. He forced himself in my room and told me to give him back the monitor he lent me and his brother is shouting the whole time "Do what he says and there's no trouble" I tell them to get out of my room and I'm just kinda shaking and taking down the monitor. I'm so pissed off guys. I've never felt so weak. I want to get them back for how they made me feel. We bought a couch at the beginning of our lease cause he kinda coerced me into helping him buy it. I know he's not going to give me my half of the money back now. I was planning on taking it by moving out early but I'm afraid they'll track me down or something. Plan B is tampering with the couch in someway so that its basically ruined and his stupid thug brother and they're stupid chihuahua who sleep on it can't sleep on it anymore once I leave. I was trying to find out of one can buy fleas or bed mites online or something but i can't find anything.
>>27955348
that is what you get for associating with spics. of course he is going to try to stiff you over money.
>>27955363
That's why i either want to take the couch or ruin it. I kinda have a leg up on him right now cause our return deposit is going to my parents house and he doesnt know that. But i want to make them feel as bad as he made me feel anon. I don't want them to just push me around and that be the end of it.
He robbed you. Call the police.
How many of you are suicidal?
original bump comment that is originally original
>Inb4 that stupid normie faggot that says "nooo don't do it just b urself!!!!"
>>27955316
Was for quite sometime. Suffered from extreme form of OCD (Literally Howard Hughes Severe) couldn't stop repeating sentences and number counting that wouldn't go away, and would cry from sheer embarrassment and hide and continue repeating them, this shit went on until I became a young adult, suffer from chronic thoracic back pain, and body dismorphic disorder. Have you ever tried Pslocybin Mushrooms or LSD? I suggest you do research on them and their effects on depression, get your hands on it, and try it, and go to a creek or a safe location and rethink your life and it's potential. In my experience it's life changing. And watch this OP. This makes me feel better. I use it as a mantra and it keeps me going. :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgzQuE1pR1w
Do you have a masculine jaw or are you a cuckface?
It's sort of round but my chin makes up for it.
Masculine.
I would give anything to have a feminine face, and body by extension.
>>27955309
i have that jaw but my jawbone is slightly less defined
>there are people on this board who hate anime
>there are people on this board who think this isn't an anime image board
>there are people on this website who unironically come here not expecting to find weeaboos in large numbers
Ok. Any comments on Anikuri 15?
>>27955504
I have yet to watch it, should I?
>tfw have no strong feelings towards anime
>tfw do not watch anime as the majority of them are simply not entertaining to me
>go to the eye doctor for contact lenses
>tfw I can't even put them in
>>27955195
i gave up the first time i tried contacts because of that, that was like probably 5 years ago
tried again a few months ago and literally spent probably 2-3 hours at the eye doctor just putting them in and taking them out twice, but now i can do it easily and they're better than glasses
>>27955195
>go to the eye doctor
>20/20 vision
>no need to spend money on being able to see
>>27955407
Fuck off normo REEEEEEEE
