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I have classes in 20 minutes, but i didn't get any sleep last night and i'm exhausted as fuck. I have to leave soon or i'll be late.
Should i go or take a nap for the day?
stay inside
never leave
>>27951242
Well, have a napthen fire ze missiles!
You're looking for an excuse not to go so you don't feel guilty
That's okay, one day won't kill you
Enjoy yourself OP
Is he a normalfag/chad, according to your standards?
>>27951239
he's a faux-chad from /mu/
>>27951239
No. He's too mentally unstable to be a Normie.
Yes he is a normie. Now check out these dubs.
>NEETs living with their parents will never know the pleasure of cooking burgers at midnight
>>27951224
>implying I can't cook burgers at midnight
My mom lets me cook burgers at midnight.
>>27951376
>>27951418
>his mum has to allow him to do anything
Hey I'm a femanon and I heard this board gives a lot of (You)s to girl posters.
Do you ride a motorcycle?
>>27951238
i don't waaaaaant a pickle
Who told (You) that?
h
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ITT : your favorite depressing song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NnPKBwO4-P8
https://youtu.be/jj-0vMrZJbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH_StQ6KdW0
Bitter sweet symphony - the verve
A semi qt girl accepted the friend request I sent 2 years ago yesterday. What can I say to her? Dubs decide if it's any good
"Hi."
Origin commental.
Why did it take you so long bitch?
>>27951069
"You smell like flowers and farts
What kinda music do robots listen to?
Rap - hiphop
Eurodance
80s
Electro / chill
avant garde
shoegaze is the essential robot genre
How does it feel to be a normal person? How is life living on easy mode?
>how is life living on easy mode
I don't know I don't have a vagina
>>27950998
How does it feel to be this pathetic
>>27951437
How does it feel to be this much of a whiteknight?
ITT: Blatant Whitekniting
>>27950994
ITT: A guy who saw a comment on YouTube which pissed him off, so he decided to start a shit thread to make himself feel better.
>>27951109
To be fair its a pretty annoying comment.
time for you guys to hear what a real man acts like
>/lgbt/ comes into the surgery
>Has recently gotten into 'bugchasing'
>Currently HIV negative
>Wants me to give him a blood transfusion with infected blood
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
keep doing god's work anon. what's this dude's name again?
>>27951062
Benedict Cumberbatch, I think.
I know this is a troll, but bugchasing is the most fucked up thing ever.
I watched a friend die from AIDS last year, and can't imagine anybody wanting that. Poor guy never did anything to deserve it either, he was born with the bug and had to live his whole life sick.
jo guys there is a relatively new guy in my school, he often says condescending shit about others, many already hate him but I'm sure he doesn't even know, how can I help him I feel kinda bad for him
He probably deserves it
beenis weenis
>>27950939
faggot
>>27950887
Join him
Do normies not understand that being unmotivated and lazy are different thing?
>>27950867
who here
/completelyunmotivated/
/lazyanyway/
I have a very strong part of both of the two
even playing vidya is too much effort these days, I endulge in anime as it takes less effort and is equally enjoyable
>>27950867
no they don't understand
interestingly enough i am both anyway
>>27950867
Do robots not understand that being depressed and being a whiny bitch is the same thing?
*cracks whip*
GET THE FUCK UP WAGEKEKS I NEED MY NEETBUX
Hahaha, trick's on you, my "weekend" is Monday and Tuesday! I have today off!
why are neets up this early?
>>27950906
They haven't gone to bed yet.
>mfw my mom says i can get a gf
>>27950716
>tfw told my parents I have a gf (I don't) just to keep them off my back
>it gets worse and they keep asking me questions
>have to make up this big lie on the spot and make sure the story makes somewhat sense
>do this for a couple of months
>when they demand to see her tell them I broke it off with her
Worst part is, I had to go out in the weekends as to pretend I spend time with ''her''. While instead I walked around in circles for hours and went to McDonalds.
>try to explain that these are different times and that undesirable males like me have practically zero chances at hitting it off with a woman
They stopped asking after that, lol. I really hope sometime in the future some single mom tries to hit on me so I can hit her right in the face.
>>27950786
>tfw all of my relatives never gave one single fuck about me being alone all the time
I'm terrible at mathematics could I do a Computer Science degree at university and pass it or should I just do Information Systems?
If you are terrible at math, you may as well kill yourself because you are below average IQ.
>>27950726
You or I can't really know that it's not that I have a below average IQ even though IQ is just a meme it's the fact that I never payed attention or took an interest in anything.
>>27950693
If you're not very good at maths, go for information systems. With comp science you will have to do things like discrete maths for computing and that can get pretty overwhelming if you don't have a solid maths foundation.
