So I decided I would try to improve myself but I've already fucked up. I wanted to get in shape and exercise while I dieted (keto) and I bought 2 dumbbells that are just a bit too heavy. They're not impossible for me to use but I doubt I can do any meaningful exercise (I can't really hold them above my shoulders). Any tips?
>>27947870
Get a gym membership, or return the dumbbells and get some adjustable ones.
>>27947880
Thank you but none of those are very good options for me because I am scared to go outside or make a fuss.
>>27947913
Pathetic. Just do bodyweight exercises then until you're strong enough to use the dumbbells then.
the longest i tried is 1 week no fap...
Is there anything wrong with fapping? medically?
i really want to stop
Depression is the cure.
there's nothing wrong about beating your jimmy
>>27947828
Not really.
There is some debate about WHAT you fap to, but physically it's not bad. Some research suggests fapping might make you go bald faster, but that doesn't really matter on r9k anyway.
Does the male mind restructure itself after a long time of no gf?
I feel completely separated from the chemical processes that made me want one in the first place.
im just more horny than ever
>>27947748
Horny for women, or pictures of women?
>>27947762
ill fuck anything at this point
Your Turn!
GO FAGGOT
Note: Gyazo is not normally pinned
>>27947606
what the fuck do think this is? /b/? fuck off
Let me clarify before you faggots start bitching about my passwords.txt file - I am in the process of making all my files encrypted once i do that i will then move that txt file into a normal file - plus i already have a ton of security on my pc such as Require password on BIOS + i have a automatically shutoff after 1 hour of inactivity
>>27947625
Well, i did put robot in as the subject.... so no i dont think this is ./b/ Yes i know this is common on /b/ however im curious to see the difference in robots desktops, if there is any.
Whats his name again?
Toby "Put her pussy in the burner" Turner? Was that it? I need some help here guys
faggot cheated on the hot irish broad with some american lesbian
doesnt even make sense
>>27947540
I think its Toby "i'm gonna kill myself" Turner
>>27947540
Who is this faggot, and what youtube gossip-girl drama did I miss this time?
Seriously, someone give me the run-down?
Who can code here?
Got some code to be scrutinized.
Post it then famalamadingdong.
>>27947519
I code. pastebin it or something
kk give me a sec it's java famalam.
holy FUCK i hate dumb people
they are fucking subhuman
i don't understand how their minds work in such a terrible manner that they can't even understand basic things
they slow everything else down with their idiotic worthless minds that take so long to grasp any sort of idea
intelligence is the thing that sets humans apart
literal fucking subhumans
they should be forced to do menial labor and be sterilized
>it's an op has a very high opinion if himself episode
>>27947500
Your attitude is so fucking retarded. I hate this so much.
You know who is worth a thousand smart people? The humble farmer. He tends to his crops and raises his family and goes to church and smokes his pipe and sits in his rocking chair. He's content with life and kind and society is literally dependant on him. You know who he's dependant on? No one. A scientist couldn't live on their own. They need someone to grow their food, build their house, fix their car, pave their roads. Yet literally...
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>>27947610
most farmers i know aren't dumb though.
i'm mostly frustrated with people who are idiots but try to put themselves in positions that require having a brain, which fucks everything up.
i don't know how some of them get here but they understand nothing and i waste so much time explaining basic things to them.
>tfw no sexually depraved bf
youre not a cute anime girl you faggot
>>27947441
I think we should have a day where we wear out every possibly
>tfw no ____ bf
thread
>tfw making my trap bf wear the cum panties
what a faggot lol
I have an interview tomorrow, 14 hours to be exact. It's the second round of my interview. This is the entry level job for my field. This is where the last 4 years of studying, projects, finals, and papers all lead up to. This is probably my 8th interview so far, all of which I didn't get the job. I've been studying for the interview all day. I'm tired.
I think I may kill myself if I don't get the job. I'm not kidding, either. This isn't a depressed suicide, more like a "giving up" suicide.
I find out if I get the job...
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The real question is why are you doing it? Is it what you really want?
>>27947427
good luck anon. let us know how it goes. don't eat anything high in starch as that will only make you more nervous
what a shitty fucking life. good luck OP of this is what you want out of it
what soda/non-alcoholic drink does vodka go best with
>>27947408
Lemonade
original comment desu senpai
>>27947408
>vodka
If you want to be a mixer pussy buy gin and mix it with anything citrus.
Or you could buy whiskey and drink it on the rocks. Bushmills is best for the price imo.
>>27947408
tonic tbqh familia
>some girl is actually attracted to me for some reason and wants to have sex with me tonight
>she's going to find out I have a small benis and everything will be ruined
>>27947406
It's your fault for leading her on.
You can always be a cuck for her
>>27947418
It's not my fault she assumed I had a normal benis.
What do you guys think about gradeaundera?
Not the whole youtube drama bullshit, but his other videos
Took a quick look through that channel. He too does videos on topics beaten to death w/o actually offering a fresh perspective himself. Is it the accent and cute drawings that got him the 1.8M subscribers?
>>27947525
Yes the accent.
>>27947525
Pretty much this
Like a lot of youtube his videos are entertaining but not informative and that's why people watch them.
I DESPERATELY need some advice on how to handle the problems I have working in fast food. If anyone here has experience with this shit and have mastered the ways of being a wagecuck, please help.
I got a job a month ago working fast food, and it was scary as fuck at first, but now I have settled into it and I have gone from being scared of it but excited about it to almost dreading going into work for the following reasons:
>The hours feel like they go on forever
I get either 4, 5, or 6 hour shifts, with working days depending on...
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>>27947367
>I have horrible coworkers/managers some days
Some days I get a bad schedule with shit coworkers/a shit manager, and they act passive aggressive as fuck and talk down to me and it really fucking annoys the fuck out of me and pisses me off. I try with 99% of my being to stay patient around these jerks, but God damn is it hard. So far, I have somehow managed to completely contain my rage. I don't know how. It's very surprising just how bad a mediocre day of wagecuckery can...
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Say you're retarded to the government and become a NEET. Free NEETBux flow in.
Origami
Quit and become neet master race
>recovering alcoholic (6 months sober)
>decide to go to a bar because fuck it life isn't getting any better
>go to the bar
>see a qt3.14 bartender
>ask for a drink
>random old man comes up next to me
>make small talk
>cool as fuck just got a promotion at his job and paid for my drinks
>6...
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did you forget the part about how you are an alcoholic and dating a bartender doesn't really make that much sense
secondly, not seeing anyone ever again isn't really that bad when you have just met them and have a weird experience
>>27947344
At least you have proof of concept. For a moment a woman was willing to fuck you. It doesn't matter that you blew it, it matters that you now know it can happen. Just keep doing the same thing and refining your social awkwardness and before you know it you'll have a QT sitting on your face.
>>27947344
Alright, you did fuck up, but it's not that bad
Just tell her you felt bad for the old guy and you didn't want to make him feel bad so that's why you said what you said, and now feel like an idiot for not realizing how to say your dumb shit properly. Tell her you want to make it up by taking her somewhere nice
Follow this chart to find out what you are.
>>27947339
>People claiming to be cyborgs or fembots
>>27947373
I only put the cyborg part in the chart for real permanent kvs who might have friends, not for all those "cyborgs" with gf.
Probably cyborg. I have a few friends and a job, but can't even remeber the last time a girl spoke to me besides store clerks. KV of course.