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>tfw nookums is not your gf
>>25344763
hold me nookums
>>25344763
>Not posting a picture of her tremendously GOAT-tier ass.
Literally my favorite booty of all time btw.
There's nothing that can surpass it.
op pls give sause
What are your plans for New Years eve? Going to a party?
>>25344746
>Going to a party?
https://telegram.me/joinchat/CFnQZwOhFSBzeIwSe12OZg
/INT/ GROUP JOIN NOW ANS HAVE TIME OF YOUR LIFEE
>>25344746
Girlfriend coming down. Just gonna chill
life is too stressful now. nothing is right and everyone is arguing and i don't want to do it anymore.
would heroin make me happy?
oh fuck ya senpai!
just dont run out ^_^
Smoke weed instead.
stoners so dumb they think that "anti-depressant" is a class of narcotics
stoners so niave they think putting smoke in your lungs CURES cancer and GROWS braincells rather than causing any damage whatsoever
>inb4 but vaaappee!! edibles!! It's 2 0 1 5
Yeah no one fucking does that
>>25344703
>>>/pol/
my robot friend
enjoy your chronic depression, stoners. eventually, you'll start believing the weed is making your depression better, but that's the biggest lie of all.
>>25344703
I like weed, but the claims that weed is an anti-depressant, cures cancer, and grows brain cells seems like quite a reach.
ITT Post songs and pics that have similar vibes to this:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JUfA2pgDK0
>inb4 >>>/mu/
I don't care about their opinions, I just wanna share feels with muh bros
>>25344596
if anyone's interested the song I posted is called "The Singing Tree", it's by this guy Jeffrey Lewis. Here's another one of his songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74YKAqxxEWQ&list=RDhgFy6eztpa4&index=14
>>25344596
so comfy thread?
>>25345946
yeah basicallyoriginal comment
>tfw you weren't born in the United States and were instead born in Ireland.
This feel hurts, Americans. Even though we have a drinking age 21 (18 here), you have much better women and better accents in general. I'd like to move to the U.S. in the future. How does one deal with this feel?
If any Americans (male or female) give me some comfy Vocaroos I'd be very appreciative to lift this pain.
Bump. This is honestly original desu senpai.
Americans enjoy (and adore) Irish accents, you'll do wonderfully here. Feel free to move in, my friend.
>>25345307
Doesn't it take ages to move there legally though, anon? I'm sure Americans will love my thick Irish accent, but I don't want to be some filthy illegal. I want to enter legally.
Why are so many American women like this?
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/sunkiss12?cf=regular
What the fuck is with women and zodiac signs?
>>25344483
Because when you live in a country where sleeping around, sexualized images, having fun without responsibilities, and eternal young adulthood is idolized to the point of being spread by advertisements, tv shows, music, and celebrities via Hollywood then this will happen. Especially since women are impressionable to societal trends and changes more than men are.
Also, American men give more attention to and praise sluts, whores, or sexy women more than they do respectable and modest girls.
Shit society. Shame people are getting poisoned by it worldwide.
Look at this mudshark whore
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/adamilwaukee?cf=regular
Do women naturally swing their hips when they walk or is it a conscious effort?
>>25344397
I think once you learn how to do it, it becomes more or less automatic. Women in general are not so well suited for mobility because of their wide hips.
Women with unusually wide hips and thick thighs waddle like a penguin.
do you swing your hands consciously? you can focus on amplifying it or not doing it but by default it's going on. it's the same thing, at least for myself
There must be some kind of afterlife, right?
I'm not talking about some bullshit Christian Heaven where everything's fluffy and happy, I just mean there must be a world after this one.
We humans are too complex, too sentient to just totally vanish. Our memories, our ideas and ideals, our minds... It can't just fade away.
I used to be so fucking stupid. Worrying about Chads and Stacys and Robots, but its all bullshit. We all die in the end, we all disappear.
There has to be something, anything.
I'm afraid of the dark.
i fuckin hope not. thats retarded
You are a biological computer.
Consciousness and sentience is no magic beyond our understanding like you seem to think.
Computers don't go to a silicon heaven when they turn off.
You are no different.I'm afraid of the dark too OP. hold me
>>25344359
There is afterlife in the sense that lower forms of life will eat your body after you die.
Femanons why don't you just go to east Asia and find a bf?they are unlimited there, especially in Japan where 50% of the male population are kv. It is ok to find love in other countries! It is 2016.
You dun kno what you're missin
>>25344291
theyre KVs because they realized its better to be one than kuked by women like their fathers.
they understand 2D is truly superior.
femanons should die.
>>25344291
>>25344743
>>25345541
because all the "femanons" have penises and the ones that don't all have tinder hookups plus their orbiters.
literally, i mean literally, you are the only "femanon" that just got her first bf congrats.
>finally finished my string quartet
>25 minutes of C-sharp minor
>tfw it'll never be performed
Pay some people to perform it
I have contacts with an orchestra's conductor (he's my composing teacher), send me the sheet music.
>>25344283
Try 4 symphonies
>inb4 neet meme.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fBgGr_lzU10
at a friends place
has a feminist roommate
look at this god damn book collection
look at it
found this on the fuckn fridge
Holy shit man
that's disgusting
Ismael is based though
I rather die of starvation than become a wageslave.
Expend 10 hours, (9 hours of works/1 hour (unpaid) for launch I believe).
10, fucking, hours, a day, locked in some shithole attending people or doing some shit while being ordered around by some asshole. I can't bear the frustration of working 4 hours in a row and knowing there 6 more hours to go and the next day awaits the same thing over and over.
Not counting 1 (unpaid) hour of travel and some more time for preparation.
In the end all you get is like 3 hours of free time while completely energy-drained.
To waste your life for a worthless 8$ hour, 320$ a week(40 hour), 1280$ a month.
Kill me.
It's honestly just fucking absurd.
Have no idea how people can stand it.
I'm almost 26, and I've managed to avoid full-time work my entire life, but that's going to come to a close soon.
I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself, so I'll just hope for death.
>>25344068
I dunno if you are wagecuck posting or not. Full time work in the US is now 34 hours. Most work weeks are 40, 8 hours 5 days a week. Lunch breaks are always paid time unless your employer likes breaking the law.
A week is 168 hours long. A standard work week is less than a quarter of that entire time. Let's say you also spend half of that asleep for whatever reason. You'd STILL have more free time than time spent working.
>>25344068
And to think wagecucks have the gall to call us lazy wastes of space that leech off the government when all their job does is allow them to barely survive while making soulless corporations massive profits that do nothing but sit in offshore tax shelters so Shekelsteinburg can brag about it to other Shekelsteinburgs and then leave it all to his kids to continue the process.
It is slavery, only this time it's the bottom 90% of people and you get a choice at what shiny distractions occupy your limited miserable free time.
No wonder so many people turn to crime and drugs, anything is better than this
who /life planning/ here?
I finally get the fuck out of NEET-dom hell in a couple of weeks when I fly off to university and will never have to deal with the shit-hole of a family and town I've dealt with for so fucking long, god dammit.
Here is where I am, currently.
>20 years old right now
>go off to university(not paying) for top major that will positively affect me not only monetarily but in the knowledge that I gain (elon musk-tier physics+econ double major or electrical engineering are the main considerations right now and I still have time to change my major/schedule to whatever I want)
>sell the last of all of my things to save space/weight and hoarding cash in my bank account as a personal emergency fund
>find internships and other recreational things to do during breaks (hiking sounds fun) so I just never have to go back to where I used to live for any reason
>hopefully graduate in 4-5 years with bachelors of science in STEM or business as a backup
>move out of the USA after hopefully getting at least 1 of 3 internships in Canada/Europe/Australia/outside of the USA
>meet qt3.14 slav/celtic motherly girl
>die happy knowing I did something that I thought was important
the end is where I obviously don't know and just put some silly things but the college and being free from this hell part is what I'm focusing on. The dream would be to either contribute to some extremely important/serious project in some STEM field and learn a lot OR have my own business where I sell my creations and grow my own company, but I really haven't looked into any of those possibilities yet being so early in the plan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1zDuOPkMSw
link related is what I think is a very good final lecture from a very smart guy on careers. I'm not sure why I felt like including this.
You sound focused and willing to work. That's a big part of success.
bumping for the greater good of positive feels
>>25344047
>getting my life together..
Don't know where to begin, I am basically homeless.. have no job and no car and im 22 years old. I started an apprenticeship and never finished and have been out of work for the past year and a half yet have been travelling and am currently living on the other side of the country *where i have been for the past year and a half* and met my online girlfriend whom I've been with this entire time, she keeps pushing me to better myself but I am just so damn lazy and such a pussy. I need some motivation.. I'm stuck in this depressing negative, existential crisis, nihilistic way of thinking. I really need some help here, I don't want my life to be this way anymore.
Girls use Tinder to find possible mates.
On there, a swipe away, there are hundreds to thousands of horny guys that will accept any girl and are constantly trying to improve themselves just to eat up the scraps.
Unless you want to join that rat race and become a slave to get some tinder scraps, you will NEVER get a girlfriend or a girl interested in you.
It's already too late. Just accept it.
I made a tinder 3-4 days ago. One real match two bots. The real match has talked to me some but doesn't seem to interested in talking to me. Ah well.
Just kinda feels bad cause im in decent shape and take care of myself but i am hideous so i have no chance at getting matches.
>World is 51% women
>Anyone has NO chance
ok
I dunno. Met a 8/10 asian cosplay fan who cooks well enough once I fucked some sense into her.
