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>that moment when you've watched all the anime you care to watch and played all the video games you care to play
>>25343865
Time to kill self~
>>25343911
Already? B-but I'm only 25!
How do you know you've seen all the anime you care to watch?
If I had the power to shapeshift, this is what I would do
>Stalk a lonely NEET virgin
>Find out where he lives and his favorite female celebrity/waifu
>One day just show up in his room, as that character/person, totally naked
>Fuck him hard
>Let him nut on my face
>Transform back into my original robot form
>"You just fucked a guy you faggot"
>Transform into Stan Lee and cockslap him unconcious
>Steal his computer
>Run away
Also ITT what would you do with shapeshifting powers
>having a guy bust his nut on your face
>having a guy fuck you also
>calling said guy a faggot
I admire your logic OP, even if it makes no fucking sense
>>25343676
I don't know, think that's the ultimate plan, can't top that
I'd shapeshift into a 10/10 male and suck a dude off and when he cums in my mouth I transform back to me (a 3/10 at best) and then call him a total fag
>blue-pilled controlled environment based on wasting time. (look at all the cucks wasting their youth walking waypoint to waypoint in a MMORPG)
>industry ran in and outside by globalists, sjws and greedy asians
>develop little to no communicative abilities.
>easily eat up 200 hours from people. To learn a language or skillset you need less.
>intelligent people waste their brains making retarded mods for other players.
Don't even get me started in your shithole swedish map painting simulations that any 100+ IQ neckbeard can dominate after 50 hours.
We need more D&D and less Fallout. Tabletop roleplaying teaches storytelling, how to deal with the unpredictable, develops creativity and problem resolution outside of the box.
Agreed /r9k/?
You're on 4chan faggot. As if you are anything but a leech to society. End yourself NEET
>>25343566
Implying I don't play video games as an escape from my miserable 5'6" nonwhite reality
Like what the fuck else am I going to do with my time
>>25343566
>blue-pilled
Stopped reading there, go back to your containment board.
I see a lot of skinny cucks here who want to get big for Stacy. It's pretty sad. This is the most aesthically pleasing body type desu.
>mfw my veiny hands and forearms make my dick diamonds
>mfw my tiny 7" dick looks huge against my skelly waist
>>25343465
I've never had women express interest in my skelly frame.
>tfw no qt skelly bf
Why live
skelly but I wanna gain some to build an ass
Do you have any plans for 2016, robots?
For me, 2016 is THE year. I'll either be a get a qt gf or I'll kill myself. Here's my plan: lose weight (i've already lost 30lbs in 2015; a few more to go), start going to the gym, go to a therapist to see if it helps in any way, buy better clothes, try tinder/okcupid (i know they suck if you're not chad, but worth a try).
I think i'll reach normal weight by the end of february. i'm not sure what i'm going to do after that other than try dating sites/apps. Maybe I'll get a job.
I'll celebrate another birthday. Nothing will change
>>25343152
I approve your choice of starting to lose weight, but don't choose between life and death over a girlfriend. Like really, love is not everything in this world and i don't think it has to be a forced thing through stuff like OkCupid
Don't be dumb
>get a GED
>get a job
>get a driver's license
>move out
>get a gf
>make friends
I want to accomplish at least 4 of those this year.
Janny is a cunt edition
>>25343092
Why tho
origami com
Why did the last thread get closed lads?
>>25343112
>Why tho
>>25343117
>Why did the last thread get closed
>>25343092
>Janny is a cunt
Possibly.
Where my slavbros at
75% Polish reporting in
Polish with some jewish ancestry reporting in.
Wish I'd actually look slavic but took all looks from distant mother side and ended up looking like a model for Nazi posters.
100% Russian here, get told I don't look Russian all the time.
Iive in ny
>>25343017
You cant be a true slav unless you grew up in the slavlands.
I found your dream gurl
>>25342924
The fuck is up with her clothing.
Yes please
Can I have her to love and hold and hug?
>>25342954
no that's only for Chad
he WILL find her
Why are there not any MGTOW threads anymore?
Also , MGTOW thread.
MGTOW faggots aren't welcome on this board.
>>25342048
Really ?
I thought this board was where the whole concept was cooked up.
Is this not correct?
>>25341959
I don't give a shit about girls. If you're genuine you don't have to put any effort into it which is exactly what MGTOW is about.
I have decided to make a fort with all my pillows, drape my bedsheet over it, set a camera witha ten minute timer (to take a photograph at the last moment of 2015) while I listen to my favorite music while jacking it to my crush.
>>25341826
Not sure then but I'm going to call my gf at noon on the 31st as a joke so I can both talk to her and wish a happy new year
>>25341826
What I do every night.
Theres a can of cider in the fridge,might have it,dont know yet.
My last good friend from childhood is up the country on the night with his family and we usually do something fun like chill on the benches by the canal and smoke a cigar each.
We'll be able to do that on the 1st though so thats alright :)
>>25341826
I'm gonna pretend to be a an 8 year old on 4chan because i'm a master troll.
Any wizards here?
On my way to my own wizard status and was wondering. Can you could lose your powers, if you lost your virginity after obtain them?
Final question::
>What are your wizard powers?
I can shoot lightning out of my skull, sometimes I am able to conjure up a hot cup of tea if I focus enough.
Right here. Try not associating with females. That makes your power grow stronger. If you lose your virginity at any given time, the contract is null. I have lightning bolts. When you grow stronger each decade, you get another power. When you reach 100, you'll become a master wizard. Good luck fellow wizard, our next generation depends on you!
>>25341825
Wizard in training here. Any advice you can give to me? Am I still allowed to cast mana out of my magic wand?
I look a bit like pic related. 6'2'' Korean trap. Would you date me? Momplay?
who /6'2 Korean Trap God/ here?
>>25341668
Yes I would if you looked like that girl.
>>25341668
dangling meat in front of starving dogs
would they eat it y/n?
i bet you look nothing like pic related and just want the attention.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rE4d_ldZr8
>tfw you will never have a Russian army waifu with an angel's voice
why even fucking live
>>25340191
I don't want to
>I grew up with the russian family
They are freakin horrible especially the women, hypocrisy to the max all freakin roastie whores.
People actually wanting to be together with russians, man you always learn a new thing each day
>>25340276
because YOU MIGHT
How does this make you feel hmmhmh?
>>25339932
I'd feel even worse if I were that girl. I know you're lying to me faggots, fuck off.
I feel bad because I know they're just lying to her to boost her self-esteem and while it's the better thing to do, something about it still seems wrong
I feel bad for her. No one should be THAT ugly. I wonder what surgeons could actually improve there
Can someone Explain this???????????
Emotional and psychological development, not physical development.
fucking know right? girl in pic related was 12 when that picture was taken, somehow i'm considered sick for finding her attractive
>>25336156
>that thing is 12
You're either shitting me, or they really put estrogen in water supply
