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>Watching a WATCH_DOGS let's play
>every gag about people browsing the internet come down to the old "2/10 wouldn't bang" joke
>even during a sex slave auction that's supposed to be a horrifying moment, it's all "2/10 wouldn't bang" jokes if you hack anyone's phones to see what they're texting
Why does Ubisoft hate us, /r9k/?
dont watch that shit my dude it just brings you down
How do I acquire NEETbux? Mom wants me to leave and is giving annoying speeches about how "I need to learn take care of myself" blah blah blah yes I know I just don't want to but I feel guilty about sticking around.
Fuck adulthood indefinitely.
inb4 "get a job"
already have part time
>thought i was being a meme-master tricking the system to get spergbux
>realise I'm actually utterly autistic and incapable and my parents will need this money to take care of me
That's why I'll probably just killmyself in a few years or whenever my mom has had enough of me. I will not work. I feel terrible about the pain i've caused my family. And it's only going to get worse once I'm gone.
Already tested heroin to see if it can knowck me out and it can. my tolerance is 0 so one strong injection and I'm out of this hell hole. Knowing I have a clean, peacful way out feels good desu
Robots, this app is a godsend if you want to make normies and roasties mad.
I suggest you download it and tell everybody how you find promiscuity and roasties disgusting.
What is it?
Inb4 homogay robot unoriginal comment.
>>25347311
It's called whisper I believe. Haven't used it in ages.
>>25347311
Apparently I am retarded, It's called Whisper.
Guys, need some serious advice here. How the fuck do you deal with loud feminists on campus who think you're the devil for having a dick? Can't exactly tell them to fuck off to Tumblr when you have the same class together.
This shits getting out of control.
They're loud and angry because they need a good dicking. Never forget that. The condition is known as hysteria.
Unless you're Chad with a circle of friends who will back you up no matter what, proof of being great with women or even having a partner, it is best to hide your power level as you will be ostracized and may even have false claims against you.
So basically, do not bother. Keep your head down and hold your tongue, it sucks I know but that is the price of "privilege" where you cannot even speak your mind without having your life ruined, you shitlord.
>>25347224
>Can't exactly tell them to fuck off to Tumblr
Kill yourself beta, you're the reason why that happens in the first place.
These dumb feminists are lucky not to live in my city, they'd get stomped by me immediately.
lifes over fo me ;_;
>>25347182
>from a teenage girl
There's your problem faggot
18 is teenage, right?
>>25347182
>that's actually illegal
tumblr just gets more and more ignorant
I'm looking for realistic insight into the concept of a "third eye".
My interest in this comes from discovering ASMR a few years ago, and then more recently, discovering isochronic tones. Just as I feel tingles in my head and body from the ASMR, I feel a very focused tingling and pressure on the middle of my forehead with certain isochronic tones, particularly something like 1.05hz. It's very specific things which trigger it; most of the isochronic tone videos, and most of the "third eye" videos, do nothing.
I'm going to assume that these things are potentially linked somehow, because I'm very skeptical of the mysticism aspect. When you search for videos about it, you usually find nothing but a bunch of wackjob tree huggers who say you need to stop drinking fluoride and try to convince you that opening your third eye basically makes you into god (and yet none of these people who supposedly opened their eye have ever accomplished anything with this supposed power).
Anyone else experienced this sensation on their forehead? Are there any other types of sounds that can produce similar reactions in other areas?
>>25347131
I had a really bad headache once. Could of been my third eye trying to kill itself, maybe.
it called an imagination
>>25347131
you're just autistic
or you have a brain tumor
take your pick
Back before you could pirate almost every Chinese cartoon ever, how did you watch anime and what's some pre-Internet comfy memories of watching glorious japanamation?
>be me
>lived in a place where the local cable company didn't have scifi channel
>go to my grandmas over Christmas
>turn on the cable box and tune to channel 53 for the SciFi channel because I loved monster movies
>watch this violent cartoon about war on motorcycles
>my eyes are glued to the TV
>turns out to be a movie called Venus Wars
>It was like no cartoon I've ever seen before
>instantly wanted more
>Robotech was shown on early toonami before they had tom
>hooked forever
Too bad a lot of newer anime doesn't have the same appeal
>>25347116
>went to grandma's flipping through the channels late night
>see an anime about tanks and cat girls
>its New Dominion: Tank Police
>Comfy futuristic setting
>I miss the feeling anime gave me as a kid
>>25347116
There was a toonami before Tom? I just remember DBZ and Gundam Wing.
>>25347523
yeah. I forget his name. I feel like I was a big purple mech or something
Go to MaddieSprings profile on mfc. What the fuck is a girl this pretty and cute doing whoring herself out?
Both men and women are giving up on each other. Women whore themselves out, men are retreating to virtual reality.
>>25347032
>expecting any self respect from anyone
did you not know that it is currently the current year?
When I can see and talk to a girl this cute, cuter than any girl I will ever date----whats even the fucking point of it all.
>>25347032
Then who the fuck are women whoring themselves out to you retarded faggot
>I thought my penis would grow at least a couple inches bigger by the time I got to my 20s
>>25347028
I normally don't post in benis threads but I know this feel exactly and it's fucking awful.
>>25347914
>that day you had to accept that this is your dick and it's going to remain that way
>dicks is above average
>never use it anyway
Dick rate thread
Rate mine, post yours
DICK THREAD!!!never understood why ppl post their dick, never understood why ppl comment
>>25348200
It's about making ourselves feel better.
>>25347026
looks tiny lol
>One chance at life
>Born with cerebral palsy whil e your TWIN brother goes on to be one of the Chadiest Chads to ever Chad
How in the fuck are there actually people who believe there is some sort of just and loving God knocking about in the sky somewhere?
Must be Ashton and his bro. It doesn't really matter what you think because they have a loving relationship. There's God in that.
>>25346959
imagine all the pussy he gets just from being ashton's bro though. doesn't matter that he looks like the fucking giant in bigfish. he actually lucked out having the chaddest of chads as his brother because if he was just some schmuck with cerebral palsy he'd probably have killed himself from rejection by now.
Their twins?
Amyone notice that asians and the blacks are basically the same (Besides hair, iq, and color)
>living close to blacks and asians at the same time
>showing yourself as living in a low property value zone
just give up now
>>25346950
>basically the same (Besides hair, iq, and color)
so the only thing they have in common is that they're different from you?
>>25346950
>muh high asian iq
this is just a meme. Asians just pretend to be smart when really all it is is channeled autism.
they make funny noises while channeling.
Well, I think I might have aspergers.
Should I see a psychiatrists or a psychologist?
yes why don't you just throw your money and freedom away?
>>25346963
becuase autismbux
>>25346931
link to le quiz pls
Post videos of girly girls talking to the camera and acting cute and feminine.
See http://www.gotporn.com/andi-emo-teen-strip-talking/video-496860 or Lexi Belle for example.
Lewd/nude shit is optional, in fact it's probably better if the girl is pure and not too slutty. Just a cute girl with girly mannerisms and voice talking/vblogging is fine.
More Lexi Belle.
Literal goddess.
You pretend you know everything about being a woman and assume everything is so easy. Sure, maybe if you don't put any thought into anything that you do maybe it is easy because there are men everywhere trying to make your life easy but if you do put thought into the things that you do being a woman is hard. I have to constantly deal with the disgust that I feel for myself for unintentionally hurting men's feelings. I have to deal with the disgust that I feel for myself for being aware that I will never experience the love that men are capable of feeling. I have to deal with the disgust that I feel for myself for knowing that I will never be content with any man, no matter how loving and devout that man may be. I have to deal with the disgust that I feel for myself for knowing that I have never achieved anything in life on my own, that everything has been given to me to a certain degree. I have to deal with the disgust that I feel of myself for being a fucking succubus.
>>25346865
I think you're taking the opinions expressed on this board too seriously. Although judging by the tone of your post, I assume you're looking for "ROASTIE GET OUT" type replies to validate your low self esteem. The girl in your image is a qt though. Good job.
and Chad's thundercock and alcohol erases all those thoughts temporarily so small wonder women are addicted to him nothing personnnall kiddddooo
>I have to constantly deal with the disgust that I feel for myself for unintentionally hurting men's feelings
> I have to deal with the disgust that I feel for myself for knowing that I have never achieved anything in life on my own, that everything has been given to me to a certain degree
try being an ugly grill and then tell me about your problems
