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Tell me about your siblings anon. What are they like? How's your relationship with them? Green text preferred, any stories are welcome
>sister and I are two years apart in age (i'm the older one)
>our parents meant well but they're...odd
>sister is great at sports
>when we were younger my mom used to encourage her to scream as loud as she could because she thought it was funny
>we would be in the middle of a mall in the food court and my mom would look at her and nod and she would start screaming and everyone would stare at us and she'd start cracking up. this shit happened all the time
>now she's one of those people who can't even have a normal conversation without getting over excited and yelling
>sister was highly favored in the family and our mom instilled her with the belief that, much like herself, she was never wrong
>they both had huge egos and arguing with them about anything was pointless because they would just gang up on you
>dad was pussy whipped and almost always defended them but didn't instigate things like they did
jokes on her though, once she goes to college and our mom isn't there to tell anyone who disagrees with her to fuck off she's gonna have a tough time. Despite all this I still love her tho tbqh senpai
>Brother is seven years older
>Parents divorced, often would alternate visitation so I didn't see him as much
>Used to abuse me physically, always had to lock my room
>Broke and stole my stuff for weed or because he felt like it
>Sometimes tied me up using duct tape and would throw me in the closet for hours
>Couldn't invite friends over because they weren't allowed to be around him
>He got into drugs and alcohol early as well
>He fails out of highschool
>He gets sent off to juvy
>Attempts suicide
>Still alive, lost a bit of his frontal lobe, unemployed living off the neetbux
>Can't abuse me anymore because he has the motor coordination of a toddler and lost a lot of muscle in a coma.
>All the knives are taken out of the house just in case
>Family expects me to take care of him after I'm out of college
>He gets fat, poor hygiene, doesn't shave
>Brother whose retarded and looks homeless still can make friends and have a social life
Meanwhile my social life consists solely of shitposting and shitty group projects while pursuing my STEM degrees.
>Brother is 10 years older than me
>parents died when we were small, raised by grandmother
>acted like a parent to me starting when he was 18
>puts up a very harsh front and doesn't allow for weakness
>would beat me if I did poorly in school
>still, a good person
>very kind to animals
>would be emotionally removed from me most of the time but would pet my hair and say nice things to me when I was sleeping
>took care of me everytime I was sick
Now that I'm 18 he wants me to get married to one of his friends.
any basketball NEETs online? What games are you watching?
>>25345593
been building a widget in Excel to compare the 1995-96 Bulls with today's Warriors family. I also learned how the league expanded, historically.
(I really don't know much about basketball)
When does the bonus turn on? Do they get seven timeouts in a half? Do you get freethrows before the bonus???
Who is your favorite porn star? Who has it all
>>25345616
Ashley Blue. Girlvert series.
Anyone know which volume she + her dude pick up hooker, fuck her silly, pour cheap beer on her, and leave her in the desert. Also, bonus points for the scene where she abuses a cheerleader with a massive dildo and taunts her "Why are you so weird!?" Classic.
Larkin Love
fucking hell this isn't original gudhsfud
cindy starfall
HOW DO YOU FIND A PHOTOGALLERY OF A CHAD, I WANNA FUCK AROUND ON TINDER.
>>25345595
Pretend to be an obscure actor. Make sure the actor Chad you choose has an instagram with some realistic looking selfies. Please report back with your progress. I love these threads. They're so much fun.
>>25345643
That seems like it could backfire, but if I can't find some random normies' pictures then I'll go with that.
>>25345677
I did it with a guy from that show Vikings and when undetected except by 2 people. The ones I planned dates with and got numbers from didn't realize it was a fake Chad.
who /chickfila/ here?
>tfw no. 1 combo with waffle fries and a sweet tea
chicken sammich
8 tendies
medium fries
>>25345532
>go to drive thru once
>all i want is a large milkshake
>they only have one size for it
>drive away and never go back
>>25345532
Didn't it used to be spelled 'Chic-fil-a'?
Why get married if 50% of divorces fail?
Shut the fuck up, loser. Marriage is for real men that can actually handle a woman and keep her happy. That 50% failure rate is the fault of betas that are boring people and can't even keep a woman interested for a couple of years.
>muh love
>muh obligation
You can't reason with normies my man
>>25345432
> lifetime commitment
> a couple years
>my mother accidentally got pregnant with me at age 17
>now I am 29
>I am a virgin who lives with my mom
>people constantly think she is my wife
>deny it at first
>go along with it now
I feel bad /r9k/
>>25345379
don't worry. I understand you and I don't think you are weird or a loser. You are just sad. I love you
>>25345379
have you consummated the marriage?
>>25345379
Your mom is a fucking failure.
Would it be weird if I had a son and named him Apollo?
It's a bit much to live up to, but who names their kids under the pretense that they'll be mediocre besides ghetto people?
>>25345300
>Apollo
No. It's a name, just as good as any other.
Side note: I knew a kid in high school named Dionysus, and he used to have a penchant for drinking, smoking weed, and sex, all in copious amounts. So I guess he lived up to his name. Always found that kind of interesting and sort of funny.
>>25345300
fuck pearl
>>25345300
I don't know how that'd be weird. I mean, I might name my first son Cyrus, and I figure it'd be harder to live up to someone who actually existed. Go for it; it's healthy to want your kid to be great.
How many of you had a dysfunctional family?
How many of you were raised by single mothers?
I'm curious.
>>25345254
me
raised by single mother, hate family
4 brothers but we have seperate dads...
Family split up when I was 16 and was dysfunctional as fuck before then. Constant fighting, immature shit, only for them to drive each other so far apart they both became caricatures of what they hated about each other.
>>25345254
I was raised by a single father, I've never had any contact with my mother even though she lives in the same city of me. I could have walked by her a thousand times and never even known it was her.
I have considered reaching out to her, but at this point I don't even know why. The thing that bothers me is all these years she could have contacted me but never did.
These feels kill me everyday.
>how to get a gf who will never leave you
>tfw no gf
>>25345223
>there are still people who are not convinced women automatically live life on EASY MODE
That's disgusting and not at all how I imagined a cute burn scar gf.
>>25345223
props to that guy for sticking with her, that's more than i could do, shit its more than 99% of the world would.
Imagine the face of the qt whose eyes you looked into every morning to see them staring back adoringly literally melting and being replaced with a plastic replica of an Egyptian mummy.
any of you robots have military experience ? im looking to joining the marines but im not too sure, i currently have no future plans and this seems like the most reasonable thing to do so i don't waste away.
What do you want to do in the Marines? Have you taken the ASVAB?
I'm currently in Marine ROTC
Army infantryman here. Why the Marines of all branches?
i hope the draft happens
Guys, do I exist?
pukingguy.jpg
No. Wake up, it's been five months your family's pretty concerned.
>>25345017
TITS OR GTFO NOW BITCH
how does one become a real man?
Like operator
get high speed low drag
dont jack off
lift weights
dont smoke weed
go to fightclub
How do you pronounce "anon"?
"uh-anon" like the first part of "anonymous"
or
"A-non"
Because I've always pronounced it "A-non" but the other way makes more sense.
uh-non normally
ay-non if someone is specifically from /a/ ('cause /a/non)
the normal way
I didn't know there was more than one way. I've always pronounced it like the first part of Anonymous. "An-on".
>be me
>enjoy learning about other cultures
>invite a friend to dine at a local Australian restaurant that just opened in my area
>seafood, steaks, and delicious appetizers
>fantastic value too
My friends I tell you, dinner at Outback Steakhouse is not to be missed. A true taste of old Austrailia.
Head on down to your local Outback today mate!
>>25344772
Wonderful OP !
all the dishes at outback steakhouse have been made up by americans nobody here knows what the fuck a blooming onion is despite what you fatties will insist
The thought of an Outback Steakhouse marketer becoming so desperate he posts this on /r9k/ is fucking hilarious.
You realize NEETs can barely afford to eat at all, let alone at restaurants, right, OP?
