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It's here! The "Elliot Rodger" account, infamous on YouTube for it's Elliot tributes, has uploaded this year's tribute video. As far as I know, this is the biggest thing to come out of St. Elliot's day today, so enjoy!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQKxvF3m7f4
>>28762158
I think that user is the only person more dedicated to Elliot Rodger than myself.
>>28762158
>>28762166
Also, I haven't seen him post in months, and I was getting worried
I'm glad this glorious day has finally arrived.
>Elliot Rodger comes into the surgery
>Tells me he is planning on a 'day of retribution'
>Knows he will have to commit suicide afterwards
>Wants me to give him 30 doses of diazepam for use on the day of retribution
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>28762155
Please, never ever stop this meme. Pretty please.
>>28762155
Piss off with this guy. Elliot doesn't deserve to have his reputation tarnished by this loser. You're the only person on the board who cares about this nobody, so it's time to stop.
Good.
>whiny little bitch
>was extremely privileged, wanted for nothing because he had rich parents
>went to college with his parents' money, bought expensive clothes and a car with his parents' money
>still failed at life through no one's fault but his own
>took it out on other betas instead of Chad
>He was a complete failure. A fuck-up. A butthurt loser to the bitter end. May he rest in piss.
/sad songs for baby Elliot/ thread
>be brunette female
>never had the chance to hold his hand
>never had his love anyways
>mfw
https://youtu.be/iEMLGmQjLRY
Obligatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXKIpLPhzLI
Question why does Patrick Bateman and Elliot listen to the same music? Is this meme magick?
>Dancing Elliot Rodger's style - Whitney Houston - Patrick's last monologue is about Whitney Houston
>Elliot's absolute favourite is a piece by Phil Collins - As is Patrick Bateman's
>Patrick walks into work listening to walking on sunshine as does elliot ride around
i can't find huey lewis connexion but it's probably there
>>28762127
Damn, what was Elliot's work out plan that got rid of all that face fat?
I'M TIRED OF BEING UGLY
SOMEONE FIND ME ATTRACTIVE
SOMEONE LOVE ME
>>28762092
Sure! Let's see your face.
>>28762092
If you're a girl I'll be attracted to you and love you. Are you?
Are you weird looking?
I sometimes find weird looking people attractive, or atleast people with weird features.
Robot song thread?
https://youtu.be/qHDdqubE7zQ
As far as I know Warren Zevon wrote this about having cancer (he died) so I feel kind of bad posting this, but it fits well
https://youtu.be/rQpTtYj52ts
https://youtu.be/Lj3bCXViNNM
https://youtu.be/DKijdzpGLqk
https://youtu.be/O9TunCtR3dQ
I guess you guys dont listen to music..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1Xi8f9FVtM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3hsCiGS9Uc
Just enjoying a nice iced vanilla latte from Starbucks, told that roastie my name was Elliot lmao. Left the glock at home but tried to dress like him
Pic related is the supreme gentleman's choice of beverage
>>28761945
I only found out yesterday they put your name on the cup. I'm going to get a latte in an hour or so and I'll post mine too.
I don't even drink coffee, and have never had a latte, I'm just doing it for him
>>28761958
he would be proud of you anon
Can we have an anime/game-con greentext thread?
>Friend is huge weeb and I push her into playing P3:FES
>She likes it very much and cosplays like Mitsuru in some anime expo
>She drinks some orujo in a nearby bar at night, just when the event finish
>She ends up wasted as she has only drunk shit-tier things like wine with coke and shit
>I have to take her to her hotel room and she can barely walk
>She falls sleep as I put her on the bed
>I undress her shirt and I start groping her just because she was my crush and I'm a fucking pervert
>I continue by slowly fingering her while I fap to the sight of my crush being wasted and wearing my waifu's clothes
>I cum and I clean my hand in her belly
>Go back to my room because some hotel stuff doing night rounds near us
>Later in the morning she goes full bananas because she discovers what I did, as I left her undressed and with cum all over her belly.
>She didn't report to the police as she doesn't want to have trouble with her parents, but she doesn't talk with me anymore
I fucked up the only female friendship I had. JUST.
She was conscious and she enjoyed it but doesn't want to admit it.
>>28761941
why didnt you just clean up?
you could've done the deed, and gotten away with it
>>28762654
Hotel security was doing rounds near the room (They even looked at me like if I was some criminal as we entered the hotel), I got nervous and I went out into my room before they could get more close.
I'm a fucking idiot.
>"it gets better, anon!"
FUCK YOU, NO IT DOESN'T.
>>28761862
>your twenties are going to be better!
4 years until 30
>>28761862
It requires some modicum of effort on your part.
>>28761897
I put myself out there several times.
I tried my best and just got let down every time.
>been studying for almost three years
>realize I dont even want to study
>realize I just want a 9-5 job
>cant quit now because I'll be even more of a loser
>going to fail my thesis
>just want to go home and search for jobs there
help
>been studying for about 2 months
>realize I don't even want to graduate and get a job
>realize I don't want to do any meaningful work ever
I don't know either anon
>>28761878
Just go home anon. You still have the option without looking like a complete idiot
>2nd year of college
>first english class
>know that I'm going to not do the work and fail it
>thousands of dollars of debt
>my grandma is putting down 10k a year for my education
>I'm probably going to disappoint everyone
How do i motivate myself to write? I'm a comp sci major God damn it this wasn't what i wanted
Does anyone else feel like being alone has become so ingrained within your identity that you practically can't imagine yourself in a relationship?
Nope. All I can think about is being whisked away. Not by a human, though. Humans are capricious and uncertain of themselves and what surrounds them.
I can't imagine myself in a relationship with anyone I have ever met, that's what I'll leave it at. But I think there are curiously different humans out there who could show me something I never knew I could believe. And if not, well, there has to be something else.
>>28761754
iktf OP
I don't even know what I'd do with a gf at this point, so much of my time is spent alone that I feel like i wouldn't be able to entertain them
the relationship would be 100% them forcing me to do stuff
>>28761754
That's what I believed until I got in a relationship.
Does anyone remember the feminist trash that said something along the lines of "judging people for stealing is theft discrimination"
i wanna kek at it again
also, women hate thread
I can't believe there's people out there that think like this.
the solipsistic cunts will never see reason and reality
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St Elliot's church is looking for volunteers for missionary work.
Everyone on /r9k/ knows about this divine and supreme man, but other boards do not, make a roll, and then make one thread on that board in some way about our lord, savior and patron saint, Elliot Rodger
Rolling for 00 lads
>>28761666
OP here, I delivered for my own roll
>>>/int/59780403
>>28761707
Try again
bl000x
BEEP BEEP BEEP
WAKEY WAKEY WAGEKEKY
WAAAAAAAAAAAGGIIIEEEESSS
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
>>28761658
Throughout human history, it was much the same but with worse living and working conditions.
The idea that life could have been anything else for more than a select few is one of the most damaging memes of the 20th and 21st century.
Fuck, I got to do some roofing today. I should really get a few hours rest.
Rest in Peace, Elliot Rodger. Your Day of Retribution was more than a service to society; it was a gift to men like us -- men who, despite the supposed "equality" of America, were left to suffer as virgins. The only painful aspect of this otherwise joyous occasion is the knowledge that you'll never know the extent of the psychological damage you caused.
However, If there is an afterlife, I hope this occasion is an immense source of pleasure for you. When I die, maybe we can join each other in this afterlife, and then we'll have an eternity to spend together, discussing the putrid nature of the sluts we so despise.
And now, a poem in Elliot's memory:
"If I should die, think only this of me;
That there's some obscure corner of the Internet,
That is forever dedicated to Elliot."
>>28761572
That was a nice tribute anon
>>28761572
you deserve a response for this dedicated homage to the supreme gentleman anon
>>28761572
I won't forget you Elliot. Here's to hoping you found a blonde angel worthy of your magnificence.
laugh at the wagecucks edition
>inb4 homo's / anime fags / paki in a dress
Is it free to go to a big hospital in the city just to get a check up(want to see if my lymph nodes are fine, one has been permanently big since a kid, prolly cause of all the tonsilitis issues), and enlarged lymph nodes cause moon face which is bad for aesthetics, plus probably increased risk of shit.
Want them to remove it so I can have that nice jawline, will they laugh me out?
I already went there once for an infection related to drug injections (doc was nice, gave me amoxicillin), that was kind of an emergency tho.
>>28761473
>inb4 some cunt talking about that ChinKike
