>you will never have an autismfu
>>28762540
>girl dresses in hipster clothing
>"Autismfu
kill yourself. She's just trying to look cute for attention you fag.
>>28762540
>>28762845
>""""""girl""""""
literally anyone who isn't blind can tell thats a trap
>>28762870
that's a girl.
As a dude who has fapped to traps before, i can tell
Is it true that most women have had at least one lesbian experience in their lives?
Is that why they are so close with their female friends?
>>28762508
i think if it wasn't for all the whole social stigma of thousands of years of homosexual repression and expectations of women, than all women would be lesbian. women are the only creatures to care about their own bullshit. so to have someone who actually cares about their make up and vagina problems would probably be preferable to them.
Every girl I've been with has had one very weird
>Is it true that most women have had at least one lesbian experience in their lives?
I don't know if it applies to "most", but it's not uncommon. I have.
>Is that why they are so close with their female friends?
No.
What do you guys think of females that send nudes. We already know where the majority of the board is between the whole hymen, not worth it deal.
But if a female has nudes of her, is she worth it?
Even if the girl is a virgin if she has spread nudes of her is she still pure?
>tfw you will never be a qt like natalie portman
>>28762446
well it's just the nude body, but her intentions are not pure. so no, I could not live with nor trust a girl who shows it off for sexual reasons.
>>28762461
>tfw no girl will ever be as perfect as her.
I just came and there was no semen
Am I going to be okay?
ur absolutely fucked
You're probably just fapping too much 2bh
>>28762332
how many times did you jerk off today?
Is it REALLY that bad being a manlet? Honestly.
>>28762329
>Star of literally one of the biggest franchises in history
I try my hardest not to subscribe to the "I'm a manlet woe is me" thought process (I'm 5'6) but this is a really bad example m8.
>>28762346
That wasn't meant to be an example or have any meaning beyond the fact that it contained a manlet.
>>28762364
I thought you were showing a short man who has been successful and saying "See? Look, it's not so bad"
>when someone says "take the piss out of"
REEEEEEEEE FUCKING STOP, JUST SAY MOCK INSTEAD OF THAT CHAVVY BRITISH SHIT
sounds like someone can't handle the bants
Shut up and get laid you dopey, fat cunt.
Is he fucking taking the piss?
Post your rarest Elliot's
The one in this vid at 4:28 is one of the very few I've never seen before, I think that vid is the first time it was posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQKxvF3m7f4
>>28762280
Posting one more
This is the rarest I got.
Enjoy it, Ellibros.
>>28763078
SEVEN SPIRITS OF ULTIMATE BUTTHURT
What would St. Elliot's day be without some new leaks? Admittedly, this isn't completely new, I found it ages ago and released it, but it is a never-before-seen partial description of a lost-forever WoW video by Elliot himself:
>How to easily hack anyone's World of Warcraft account. Send an Email to blizzard's account recovery bot: [email protected] Title it: //WoWAccountRecover// In the email body ...
(yes, it appears he tried to scam people)
Source: https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:mvqyc8XJH7EJ:mw1.google.com/mw-video/youtube_daily/09_0000000315_0000000060.kmz+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=au
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No
>whiny little bitch
>was extremely privileged, wanted for nothing because he had rich parents
>went to college with his parents' money, bought expensive clothes and a car with his parents' money
>still failed at life through no one's fault but his own
>took it out on other betas instead of Chad
>He was a complete failure. A fuck-up. A butthurt loser to the bitter end....
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>>28762275
how to watch it desu?
>>28762275
I can't see the video
This can hardly be real can it?
>Townsville QLD
could have guessed
>hates drugs and racism and dishonest people
so everyone then..
>>28762277
What do you mean? box
Tired of this shit and not brave enough to become an hero, how can we scape this endless suffering?
>>28762253
I just realized this wojak depicts women wearing makeup.
Sometimes i wish i was born a muslim.
This way i could have detonated myself into a crowd of infidels and be remembered as a hero in addition to going straight for my 72 virgins.
As a Christian i cant kill myself because eternal damnation awaits me and i'll be seen as a coward
>>28762642
heh muslims have strong communities, they are like blacks, they support each other even when ifone of theirs are mass murderers. Also their blind faith gives them purpose in life. I wish I could believe in goda again, but I just can't.
>yfw Hold the Door
>>28762245
We all have a role to play in this life
>hold the door
>she smiles awkwardly and says 'sorry not interested'
>>28762245
h-hold the door
Hey robots.
I find myself wanting two different things: The first is a normal, nice, suitable girl for a long term relationship and the second is a filthy masochistic slut who is prepared to let me do all sorts of nasty, degrading, fucked up things to her.
Anyone else have this dilemma?
>>28762221
you could be a morman. polygamy or something
>>28762221
What you really want is a nice pure girl who is a slut just for you and no one else has any carnal knowledge of.
>>28762221
>sluts vs normal girls
Maybe you should go outside more. I did and I regret it. Slut culture is normal now and the amount of women I saw that were perverted sluts was amazing.
There is no difference between the two anymore.
Hi Robots,
General vent thread. What's on your mind? What is making you frustrated? Talk with other anons to help each other.
It's good for you to get it off your chest.
I can't get over the girls I fall in love with in my long, intensely vivid dreams.
>>28762295
I've been there anon, how often do you dream of these girls? I think some people here suffer from loneliness so much that they'd kill to have frequent dreams about QT grills. So maybe that's a positive on it?
If you see it as a negative thing, just give it time.
>>28762317
It's been happening more and more recently, but usually the come in intervals of 2-6 weeks. I had two within a week recently though. They are always different girls, with different stories. When I wake up I can feel their warmth still on my skin, their flesh pressed against mine. The feeling fades within a few seconds however. It's very jarring.
The last one I had was of a blonde Russian girl in a white dress. We met in a desert covered by evergreens.
Do you feel you have lived up to your potential?
Are you really the best you that you could have been?
>tfw managed to outdo my potential
>tfw still not happy
>>28762214
If you can live up to your potential, or even had potential to begin with, you're a fucking normie who needs to leave right now!!!
Free will doesn't exist.
I am what I am due to the trajectory of my components.
I'm all I was ever going to be.
Honestly, Anon, you keep talking about "prime" "teen" pussy but really it isn't that great. Like, ask any one of my woman friends and they'll tell you, you know, that it's not that big a deal.
I mean, you can have strong, supportive relationships well into your 30s, 40s, and so on.You know, just, the ahem experience factor can make it so much better. And if you ever want kids, a woman in her mid-30s is far, far more equipped to be a mother to them.
>>28762184
fuck off you fat four-eyed bitch hoe
I could never stand an immature bitchy female. I will take a prime milf over a teen any damn day. Women's personalities seem to calm way down when they hit their thirties. You all say you want a teen girl but then you have to deal with her awful personality. They aren't 2d girls. They are young Stacies with huge egos who will fuck you over in a flash. A milf will stay loyal and treat you great. They are more open to fetishes as well.
>>28762184
Equipped to be a member her to the mentally handicapped child you're statistically gonna spawn.
Dumb bitch.