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hey wagies, it's that time again
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
post yfw have to eat junk food to power yourself to work shelkstiens 6 to 6 schedule
Look, NEET. I am contributing to society and making something of myself. I am building up my future.
After I finish my classes I'll be able to get a better job than the one I have now and then I will be able to pay off my student loans with minimal interest.
Then I will finally join the middle class and live a comfortable life.
Unlike you, I BELIEVE in MYSELF.
>mfw skipping uni right now
>>28761419
Thanks for the reminder, NEET, but I've been up for about 5 hours now. It is my day off, but I like keeping a healthy routine nevertheless.
Just had a jog when it was pleasantly warm outside, before the sun starts getting mean, and a quick shower.
I've prepared myself some pasta and veggies to eat, while I catch up to the latest Game of Thrones episodes.
Later in the day I'll go dirt biking with some friends. I took my new bike around the neighborhood a few times, but this will be the first real test for it.
How have you been doing? Any luck casting spells?
St Elliot's Church will now hold a eulogy for Elliot Rodger
We are gathered here today to commemorate the life of Elliot Oliver Robertson Rodger, born July 24th 1991, and who was taken from us 2 years ago today. Elliot's life began in England where he had a happy start to childhood. He would often look back fondly on this time of his life, and would remain the best part of it.
Aged 5, Elliot and his family moved to the United States where his life there started off very well, and he made a number of friends. some of whom would stay with him until his last days. Elliot would soon become a troubled soul, and his happy childhood would come to pass, to be replaced by an unpleasant era in middle school, though he would still recount some positive times there.
As a young man Elliot eventually moved to Isla Vista, to start a new life as a college student, but his troubles would only intensify. This culminated in Elliot carrying out the 'day of retribution', which would not only lead to the loss of life for others, but also, tragically, his own.
Amen (press F to pay respects)
I now invite friends, family and worshippers to say a few words.
>>28761378
i think we cannot fathom the amount of pain that elliot endured but im happy about his final riddance of his sore and bleak loneliness
>>28761378
i think he would be happy to witness his impact on the robot culture
>>28761378
this thread deserves more responses
We are open.
Order a drink and tell me about your day. You hanging in there anons?
>tfw crippling alcoholism
>my kidneys hurt and I can't sleep
Large vodka tonic, please.
Mint Julep my man, keep em coming
Having eye surgery in a week, just lost my job due to it closing among other things
Stressful times
>>28761297
Let's raise a glass to Elliot
Everything's better with some wine in the belly.
Cheers!
>chick has social anxiety
>has boyfriend
>has friends
>lives on own or with bf
>has job
even when women supposedly have mental illness they still have normal lives and good things
>>28761182
That's because guys are desperate for pussy and will put up with a lot to get it.
A girl can accidentally get a bf and friends.
It's not beyond the realm of belief that a socially awkward one can end up with them.
>>28761182
I have social anxiety and manic depressive disorder. I also have a girlfriend of three years, a job, go to school, and live on my own.
Your life doesn't stop solely because of your brain chemistry
What weird habits do you have?
I look up random countries/islands on Wikipedia and learn everything about them. I'll then click blue words and learn everything about people from there, events, their popular music, anything. I usually do all of this while listening to classical music on the music channel on tv, I've been on Wikipedia and 4chan for 5 hours now and it felt like ten minutes
>tfw you realize you don't actually have any weird habits
>tfw you're completely normal yet somehow not
>very infatuated with my digestion and my poop
>eat healthy and fibre rich diet for optimal regularity
>always poop at the same time everyday
>do it in the shower
>examine my poop for quality, texture, smell and taste
>rinse out meticulously afterwards
Germaphobe, technically I guess. I'm really only like this because my parents never wash their hands, I don't consider being disgusted by that having germaphobia. I definitely take it to extremes but not washing your hands is fucking disgusting.
This was my hunter on nostalrius which i named after Elliot Rodger because he literally defines the standards of patheticness and chadhate that should be aspired by any true robot
im not saying that i approve of his murders
but after all he is a relatable person and the suffering he endured is truly mind-boggling
i hope he rests in peace
happy st elliots day fellow robots
RIP Elliott
RIP Nostalrius
Fuck you normies
Fuck you Blizzard
>>28761167
Is Blizz normies now?
Is there a word for a robot who sucks up to normies, but is still a robot?
>>28761167
elliot rodger used to play a lot of WoW too im wondering whether i ever played with him in a bg or something
Just turned 19 have no friends or gf to celebrate with, how do i make friends?, also general robot friend thread
I loved you guys
You can start by killing yourself.
>>28761790
>Mfw i dont even have robot friends
I probably will
How do you endure /tfw no gf/?
You forget about it eventually
Plus your hormones get lower and you don't crave physical affection
I remember I have a small dick and no one I find attractive would want me.
>>28760669
I deal with it by burying myself in Nuggets and Film.
I've been doing that for around 3 or 4 years now.
https://twitter.com/hashtag/RIPElliotRodger?src=hash
Get it trending virgins.
Elliot wasn't a virgin. He just didn't count the guys that nailed him doggy style.
>>28760650
I don't use social media.
Can you explain the mechanics behind how something becomes trending?
>>28760674
radicalization is not something you can endlessly defer like credit card debt
if it's not this, it will be something worse
i can't watch porn unless the girl looks like slam piggy now
Her big fat waxy snatch is what I dream of
>>28760448
>>28760536
I feel an urge to still my nose in her pussy. Imagine the smell.
>>28760448
I want big fat women to sit on my face so I can lick their greasy creases clean and sniff their asshole while licking their vagina. Typing that made me erect.
Tell me your prom stories, /r9k/. The sadder the better.
I worked at burger king for a shift while everyone else was at prom
Stayed home
>going to prom
take it to reddit
mine is next month and i'm not going. i'll be playing vidya and then prob jerk off.
Ask a black lady in Japan anything. I'm sitting on this train for an hour and I need to kill time.
Did you play the Overwatch beta?
>>28760197
BOOBS pls
>>28760236
I have no idea what that even is
Alright robots, Help me write some rap lyrics about the Supreme Gentlemen, will record and release on this aniversary.
>Sunglasses and starbucks latte
>not a look from stuck up hotties
>World of Warcraft doesn't cut it
>voices in my head won't shut it
>can't fuckin' take this anymore
>getting snubbed by richie whores
>I'm perfect from the top to bottom
>chicks don't care until I've shot 'em
>hurt and pain and destitution
>but I've got me a solution
>it's my one man revolution
>on the day of retribution
>fucking sluts gon' leave me dry
>well now it's time to fuckin' die!
>>28759806
These boys act though till their ribs erupt leave your body in the library next to ya favorite body
oh wait
>>28760057
>young dead suicidal superstar icon
>I make 'em nervous like the image of me lurkin'
>in my car with a weapon only purpose is to murder
>be oneitis beta orbiter for 1.5 year
>her "best friend in the world"
>get fit in the meantime
>eventually we get drunk make out one night
>have sex the night after that
>then the one after
>start going out together
>seems crazy about me, texting me heart emojis at 3 AM
>been going out for 6 months
>meeting her parents soon
She's also my first girlfriend, and I just turned 24.
Aren't you supposed to be stuck in the friendzone usually?
IDK
Relationships are messy and don't really have expected outcomes
No such thing as the "friendzone" imho. Just being too scared to reveal you want to do more than friends is purely oneself choice
>once you reveal your true intentions they will reveal theirs onto you
>yes it can be tons of denial but that's how you know quick and move on
>im a normie with anti social tendencies i want to help others and learn from them as well
>>28759787
Typically, but you got fit, and partied with her.
Most orbiters just pretend they don't want to have sex with the girl, and that they are the good guy.
You got your priorities in order.
ITT:Post your 10/10
Not even kidding,i dont know why this chick gives me a painful hard on
She's a 4 OP
>>28759860
For me shes a 10/10 and i seriously dont know why.
Way hotter than the shitty waifus you fags keep posting
>>28759769
desu she's still perfect
