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I've been chanting "Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo" over and over for the past 20 minutes.
I just keep getting lower and lower.
You love penis anon? Maybe you'd like to suck on mine?
then suck mhy dick
>>25359494
interesting proposition
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eht8_rhVMOs
discuss the greatest anime of all time here
>>25359487
>that OP pic
>this board
>that thread title
I don't know what you were trying to do but you failed on every part of it.
>>25359487
Loved the show, it's my all-time favorite anime.
Anyone know any others that are similar? If so, what themes are similar?
>>25359487
Loved that show as well, it really was relatable after I graduated high school. It's was a great break from the usual tropes commonly found in anime and had a great balance with its doses of realism.
>hate all forms of religion, with the internet you can disprove them all in minutes, dumb religion cucks
>passive aggressively like Richard Dawkins/Atheism posts on normiebook/twitter to piss off any religion-tards that may notice my activity. Also to let people know I'm enlightened
>Get angry at girls for letting their vaginas rule their lives, they should like me because I'm a nice guy
>Hate all things mainstream, automatically hate popular songs/TV shows/movies
>Use a budget android phone because I'm not an iSheep
Feels good to be euphoric, I don't even get mad when people call me a Fedorist.I don't use plebbit though and I'm not fat
>>25359459
>hate all forms of religion, with the internet you can disprove them all in minutes, dumb religion cuck
I used to do that, but now I channel all of my outrage towards feminism and the jews.
>>25359459
I am genuinely euphoric. I use sex games and masturbation and 4chan to stave off that feel.
I feel like I'm perpetually operating operationally in the zone of operations and that makes me unable to feel emotions properly unless I force myself to. It's an empty kind of hell. Also, perpetual black rage when not actively doing anything.
I function perfectly normally on a surface level though, people tell me I'm a bit hard to read just.
>>25359528
I do that too, not so much the Jews but SJWs, that comes under /edgelord/ though
>>25359532
the euphoric feel can be a bad feel, at least you have the comfort of eternal peace after this shitty life
have you ever grabbed a random girl's ass?
>>25365073
no, but i had my ass grabbed by two different girls in highschool
>>25365073
Yeah I did, my friends made me do it. Said I'll definitely get her attention. It was in a pub.
>grabbed her
>she turns around shocked and splashes her drink at me
>her boyfriend comes and punches me in the face
>my friend runs over and punches the guy in the back of his head
>a big brawl started
>all because I grabbed stacys ass
good times
>>25365073
Damn, that's a nice fat ass
Why don't you have a beard yet, anon? It aint hard and it can literally make you compete with chads
r9k is too low test to grow facial hair
>T-This will be the year I finally get a job
>>25359320
>how are those job applications coming anon?
Why do not the US and Russia stay out of fucking Middle East syria too? My fucking MOM BOMBED!!!!
>Iraq oil pipline built by USA company
>Syria falls to pro-western government rebels
>they say it's okay to build pipeline through Syria
>oil makes it way to Eastern Syria port cities
>Russia oil market fails to impress Europe
>cheap oil from USA, Canada, Venezuela, Nigeria, etc.
>BRICS is destroy
>USA claims superpower victory
honestly /pol/ had better threads on it about One year and a half ago.
Ready to spend new years eve alone in your room again, anons? With your parents at the living room wondering what did they do wrong?
And your oneitis celebrating it somewhere, making out with chads and celebrating?
Are you ready to do it again, another year?
>>25359103
This will be the 34th time, wouldn't want it any other way, anon-san.
MORE SPAGHETTI! MAXIMUM REGRETTI!!
I fucking hate my autistic ass. How bad did I fuck up in general. Also, spaghetti moments thread. Share your pain.
You're trying to be candidly as awkward as you really are and praying that a woman will find it endearing. None ever, ever, ever will. This one even recognized what you are / what you were doing, and chose to use it for a power trip, act haughty, and subtly humiliate you.
>You say like a lot XDDD
The human response would have been to recognize what was happening (you are professing interest in her) and defuse it if she's not interested, or give you an easier time if she is. Instead, she chose to let you keep floundering on the deck.
You continue to beta out, trying to make some kind of genuine connection using your own awkwardness as a base, and you get
>Haha lol x ok? :P lol haha
in reply. Because it's a woman, and women are both evil and actually mentally retarded.
You aren't as autistic as you think. Or, you are, but you're misattributing it. The real autism is the self-awareness that you are bad at this shit. The fake (or only partially real) autism is you hamming it up like
>I just, oh jeez, I'm so bad at this, uh.. if I didn't already fuck it up.. which I probably did.. ugh..
Not to say the latter doesn't FEEL genuine, but it doesn't have to. Just stop doing that. All she did here was use you as an ego trip ("lol some sperg is fawning over me, only three times this week that's happened"). They're completely inured to this shit. Make a checklist:
- Never self-deprecate
- Never equivocate
- Be direct and almost terse
- Never, ever apologise
Ask girls out if you're interested in them, and when they say no, move on. Eventually you'll get one who doesn't.
>>25359094
Don't bother, OP. I could tell after her first comment that she's far too stupid a person for you to want.
>>25359184
That's actually useful advice. This is literally the first time I've done this shit, so I appreciate it. Thanks, faggot.
>tfw no fembot to kiss on midnight on NYE
That's because 'fembots' don't exist
How could you kiss a girl who has had Chad's cum on her face?
I figure if I'm in a bar when the clock strikes midnight, some drunk chick will kiss me to stave off the encroaching demise of their desirability.
Wishful thinking, maybe.
He's the representation of /r9k/ as a whole. Prove me wrong.
>fit
>Has a best friend
>sex with bulma
>used to rob people crossing the desert
thats pretty chad bruh
>>25359179
>sex with bulma
He got cucked and is probably a virgin still
If you are a khv like me and by some miracle you find a girl who is into you and vice versa, what would you tell her? I hate lying and I would definitely tell her that I never kissed or had a girlfriend. Of course I think that would make me look like a freak (well it wouldnt be wrong) and she would feel like she was dating a baby. It just bums me out so much that because of my stupidity I wasted a lot of time and I feel like even if I get a chance its all over for me. What would you tell that special girl about your past, anons?
Don't tell her. You will gain nothing. Even in the closest of relationships you needn't spill your guts out. Always maintain some distance and mystery.
>>25359029
do this if you never want to develop as a person
>>25358940
you realize that people in regular relationships don't talk about their past experiences until like maybe half a year in once they actually started dating and stuff right?
This is Bridget Regan :3
literally the best waifu ever
banned from /tv/?
>>25359531
Never bnnd
>>25359447
fuck off aspie shitlord
The 'normie' life is a lie.
As someone with anti-social personality disorder, I can give you without a better insight into your lives than any psychiatrist can.
For the past four years, I've 'fitted in' as well as I could.
I got /fa/
I got /fit/
I got social, I talked to people, formed relationships. Both sexual, romantic and platonic.
I became popular. A socialite.
I had best friends. I spoke to them, took initiative. They took initiative too.
Girls spoke about me in positive manners and I was always missed when I couldn't attend parties etc...
I felt loved. Needed. Desired.
But what you need to realise is that these relationships mean nothing.
If you slip up for one week, don't contact people, need a break, you lose everything. Build yourself backup? You're accepted.
Every 'normie' is superficial. There's no genuine connection in so called 'normal' relationships. This isn't just me. I found it in other people too. It's survival of those who can adapt the best out there in the normal world.
You keep doing you, robot.
Addendum -
What's worse is that even with ASPD, I'm the most human out of all of the superficial people there.
it goes deeper than that. all sentient life is a stupid game of chasing a lie of i need to be here.
Can someone explain what exactly it means to have ASPD, bc I think half of us on this board have it already.
I'd just like to thank the anon who suggest I just a bunch of diphenhydramine when I'm extremely sad. Helps me cope and not consider suicide.
Thanks anon, you are a good guy.
>>25358934
Why didn't you research it first? How much did you take btw?
