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>>25359307
ghfoeahfeujakdne
>>25359307
That's some nice armor OP.
What's the set in the top right called?
>>25359585
no fucking clue
If I had to guess, 16th century lancers plate
Do women get anything other than BBC when they start dating and screwing around with the fucking blacks?
Are they getting any emotional support? Financial benefit? Is it simply a fat dick they are after?
nigs have buckets of confidence and will literally go up to a girl and say "ayo bitch you got a fine ass" which turns some girls on from how masculine it seems
also it makes them feel like le edgy rebel to be able to boast to their friends I'm with a black guy or piss off their parents
Are you a cuckold? Stop worrying about black relationships.
>a white dude on the internet cares about where I put my penis
Why? The white girls I date you are guaranteed to never ever meet, what's this race bait obsession?
How do I buy a dildo? I'm too awkward to buy it in public, and too afraid that if I buy it online, my mother will see the package while I'm at work, or she'll see the purchase on my monthly online banking statement.
>>25359233
buy from amazon and get a couple other things with it to explain the package
I buy sex toys from amazon, the companies put the payment down as something ambiguous since they know privacy is important when it comes to thinks you want to ram inside yourself
>>25359233
Just get a PO box.
have any robots shaved their head before? what changed in how people treated you? did you find you were somehow significantly uglier?
>>25359121
>did you find you were somehow significantly uglier?
of course
I'm a balding manlet, I shave it because it's less maintenance.
>>25359121
ya i was told that my head is shaped weird and to never do it again.
Woman can't be robots you say?after you watch this video you will change your mind.
http://youtu.be/CIuuwbiSoBA
She's not a robot. She can't be a robot. If a real robot posted this he'd be arrested and charged with stalking. She'll just get comments about how adorable it is she's infatuated with someone enough to follow him around.
>>25359069
shes a pretty cute black person though, she could easily get a cute black nerd
>>25359069
I'd loved to see this whore in a porno.
>A rose for m'lady?
>grabs penis fedora
XXXXDDDD
IM LITERALLY LMAOING
tsh
Hides thread*
fuck that looks yummy
why do i feel liking kissing it
Who /wake and bake/ here? It's such a comfy way to start the day.
>>25358984
nothing is better than that first toke of the day
high nigga pie my friend
Never. I only wake and bake when I get up at before 7am
It was nice knowing you robots, who /suicideaccelerator/ here?
Its probably just hemorrhoids
>>25359513
Might be, it was a mighty huge shit but the blood was dark and had some clots.
>>25359536
>mighty huge shit
So your shit made you anus stretch more than usual? Uhh, okay. If you want to overreact to something that normal, whatever.
Anybody else here get worried for no real reason?
I'm panicking about something but I don't know what
>>25358880
You need to find problem, then solve problem. This way, have real worry, feel normal again.
pic related hits that spot every time if you dont make a habit out of it.
Yeah happens when i drink coffee.
Might be a rush from something.
Try to relax and check out some movies/shows/games you enjoy or read a book.
ITS HAPPENING
Looks like the roastie whores got the last laugh...
He was my favorite dindu too...he still didn't do it
Fucking shame. I think he dindu it either. Nigga just wanted pudding and he straight.
>>25358858
>tfw no harem of girlfriends to play buck buck with
I still don't believe he did it...
Cosby come back
Post what you've got
>tfw diesel pleb
>>25362854
nice normiemobile, only a rich fag would have a brand new car like that. Plz leave.
>>25362854
Looks like a Volvo C30. Kek.
I drive an '03 Focus.
>>25362854
>owns a car
>"""""""""""robot"""""""""""
Fucking normies get off this board.
Anglosphere power rankings:
1. God (Save The Queen) tier
> United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
2. Bantz & Beer tier
> Australia
3. Middle-earth tier
> New Zealand
4. It's 2015/16 tier
> Canada
5. Jewish lobby tier
> United States of America
put Australia on top and Canada on the bottom
>>25361335
I'm pretty sure all of those are just American colonies. Canada is the 51st state, Australia, New Zealand, and UK are basically like Guam and Puerto Rico.
>>25361335
All Anglosphere people are annoying.
It's been over 6 months since things ended, but till this day I have dreams of getting married. I think he got over me so quickly because of how ugly I am, but instead of being angry it makes me miss him more.
I desperately want to kidnap him and force him to love me until the po-po finds me. Vidya, drawing and studying don't make it go away anymore and I'm so consumed by his stupid face that I pushed away the few remaining friends I had.
How do you guys deal with this shit without going to jail?
>inb4 kill yourself
Yea, already preparing for it.
Heart break stories welcome.
>>25361027
I'm assuming you're gay. or are you a girl?
>>25361057
Does that matter?
You delete him and move on, like any normal person. Spend more time with your friends, regain their trust.
>tfw attractive
>6'3
>152 lbs
>white :)
>men fear me, women crave me
>when women think I'm not looking they adjust their hair or clothing bcuz their primal instinct to fuck an alpha such as myself kicks them in the vagina
>tfw smooth velvet voice
>nice skin, nice haircut
>tfw ppl do anything I ask of them and want to be liked by me
>tfw there's actually really ugly small fatty troll lookin ppl on this board right now and have never felt a vagina
>tfw I've experienced hot virgin teen pussy in highschool and teenage love
>mfw I can prolly fuck it mom or my friends moms if I wanted too
>tfw I can prolly fuck who I ever want
>tfw friends sister wanna fuck me
>tfw I make a mistake or cause an accident people don't care and think what I did was cute
>mfw I can do stupid spergy shit like u guys and it only makes me cuter
Fuck your mom* I'd never fuck it mom
this low hanging fruit b8 has been done to death, buddy boy
saged and hidden
>>25358938
It's not bait "buddy boy" its just me rubbing dirt in the wound faggit
>you will never date a qt Asian girl with glasses
no point in going on with life tbqh
>>25358794
Yellow fever is for cucks
>>25358794
What's your taste? Cultutrally, they are all very different
>mongolian
>korean
>japanese
>viet
>Thai
>chinese
etc
Personally I'm dating a japanese and she's very submissive and pretty much a live in fuck maid, and caring too. But she's so jealous. It's like I'm drunk in all the sex and food that she gives me that it makes it seem ok that I gave up so many female aquiantances and fwb's.
I really want to mess around with koreans again tho
>>25358794
asian women are legitimately a meme
maybe 1 out of a 100 will be the submissive sex kitten with traditional values that everyone here thinks they are
most of them are tiger moms and wear the pants in the relationship. Hell, you see headlines in china all the time about women who literally drive their boyfriends to suicide because they shop too much
