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Thanks Dvorah!
>>25360634
>tfw sent dildo to anon instead of gift
Anyone else /mischief/?
>>25360673
Fucking gold. I hope that doesn't happen to me because my parents would be questioning me XD
>>25360673
>instead of a gift
Sounds like a pretty good gift to me.
>"I wouldn't lick a girls asshole, there might be poo there!"
>*smells own farts*
My gf won't even let me finger her butthole ),:
>>25360629
You're accustomed to your own smell of your farts so they can be pleasurable.
Someone else's farts on the other hand might not be pleasurable.
Is it true that everytime you go through a teleporter you die and what comes out of the other side is just a copy of your memory?
We won't know until someone teleports
Next question
>>25360623
Teleporters don't exist...
you are a copy senpai most of the cells in your body are replaced on a regular basis
How many of you are now thinking about starting a family?
>>25360607
>tfw 30 in 2016
>>25360607
>thinking about procreation
>wanting to put someone else through this horrible shit against there will
RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
don't do it
in a few more years, i just recently got my shit together so i don't want to lose my newfound freedom instantly
Who here /genuinelythinkingaboutkillingthemselves?
Me, I'm so lazy that I think killing myself is too much work.
the line between ironically thinking about killing myself and seriously considering it has pretty much blurred for me
bump
If I had a gun or something, I'd just do it, honestly.
[ ] feed the NEET
[ ] love the NEET
[x] kill the NEET
[ ] eat the NEET
[x] pat the NEET
[x] rape the NEET
[x] hug the NEET
>tfw no tf
thats one convincing trap
>>25360733
... that's a trap? but she has real tits
>>25361238
>>25360733
fake tits. They are forms. She photoshops them
Just got cheated on and she isn't even answering my calls.
Can we have a bitches and whores stories or something thread?
I can't even be mad at these hoes for not being loyal, I've cheated on literally every woman I've been with and I don't even know why I think that's ok. I've had a side chick and a main girl and been with both of them for almost the same amount of time.
>>25360574
It's with her ex, after she swore lots of times everything was over between them. I'm at my parents for new years and she hasn't been talking to me for a few days, I check her cousins facebook and she's tagged somewhere with her ex and him.
Now she's not answering her phone so I can't even ask her what's going on.
It's not the same as getting randomly cheated on...
Yeah OP, you were the filler guy. She didn't want to be alone after her ex dumped her for someone prettier.
She never had feelings for you; you were just there and kept her company
Just got cheated on and she isn't even answering my calls.
Can we have a bitches and whores stories or something thread?
I can't even be mad at these hoes for not being loyal, I've cheated on literally every woman I've been with and I don't even know why I think that's ok. I've had a side chick and a main girl and been with both of them for almost the same amount of time.
>>25360574
It's with her ex, after she swore lots of times everything was over between them. I'm at my parents for new years and she hasn't been talking to me for a few days, I check her cousins facebook and she's tagged somewhere with her ex and him.
Now she's not answering her phone so I can't even ask her what's going on.
It's not the same as getting randomly cheated on...
Yeah OP, you were the filler guy. She didn't want to be alone after her ex dumped her for someone prettier.
She never had feelings for you; you were just there and kept her company
>start new job doing seo and marketing
>hate it instantly
>bored to death
>depressed
What do?
>>25360525
Online marketing is awful indeed
source: worked at an online marketing agency for a year
>What do?
Kill yourself, obviously
>>25360572
Definitly Thinking about it
>>25360598
Just Do It
Ebin
What does it feel like to love someone and have them love you back?
>>25360462
Hell should I know.
salty milk and pennies desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCVRE6qXdwU
Related, I love my girlfriend though, I like how we can dance to stuff like this together and I don't feel insecure about my lanky ass limbs
Let's talk about breakfast, robots. What's your favorite cereal? Or perhaps you prefer oatmeal or eggs?
As a kid I loved anything with marshmallows. Now I'm into that Uncle Sam. It's very plain but I have IBS so I need the fiber.
Looks like I'm the only breakfast enthusiast here.
The reason y'all dont have a gf is because you don't eat breakfast.
>>25360424
Cini Minis.
It's basically a European version of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Just pinched off this fresh steamer. Feel free to post your own
>>25360419
I can feel one coming. I'll probably revisit this thread in a half hour
I shat blood the last time I took a shit. It was dark and clotty. Guess I got my insides ravaged at 18.
>>25360419
Wtf Dad?
>lying in bed
>no sexual thoughts
>massive rock hard boner
Why
>>25360417
it''ll stop once you grow up, kid.
I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE AND WANT TO END IT ALL
>I just came home and my fucking roommate jamal is sleeping on the couch with my waifu between his legs
AGAIN
>and the worst part is the whore is smiling at me the entire time like she is enjoying it
I'm too beta to ask for it back and I have to watch the two of them be together
EVERY...SINGLE...DAY
Hahaha, get cucked weak bitch.
>loving a niggerloving slut
ultimate kek faggot. why the hell would you even want a worthless whore like that?
>>25360385
what, a daki? just tell him yo give it back dude then wash the case a few times wtf
why are you roommates with a jamal anyway? around blacks never relax dude
