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Remember, at least you're not Indian.
>>25361961
True. If I were, the toilet witches would surely get me.
>>25361961
I miss when we could just say
DESIGNATED
/int/ blease go to /int/
>tfw you live in the cultural melting pot that is america
>tfw there are so many races here that you think everyone would get along
>tfw its not true and the fact that I'm mixed means i get heat from both sides
Can light skinned black people who everyone assumes are mixed or nonblack post as well?
>>25361946
sure everyone is welcome as long as they are racially ambiguous.
>tfw black people either want to claim me as black or hate me or being lighter
>Be 20
>cool guy, hang out with lots of different people now
>they all talk about memories from teenage years about how drunk they got and all the crazy shit they did
> I sit quiet
>used to be really shy and introvert. never had "friends" until I was 19.
>realise how much fun i've missed
>i've wasted about 5 years of my life that i'll never get back
>>25361931
My best advice to you is to say "yes" to everything. Don't neglect your responsibilities, but if these people invite you to anything, say that you'll at least try to make it.
Those five years don't exist and there's nothing you can do to change them, but you can start making memories now.
Well you're a cool normie now, no need to worry.
rate how much of a normiegood goyyou are out of ten:
>consume large amounts of alcohol/caffeine
>worry about looking fashionable
>have student loans/debts
>use social media
>buy/watch/participate in mass media entertainment
>shop at large corp stores
>have a gym membership
>listen to the Top X on the radio
>have had sex with at least a 6/10 in the past month
>gone to a party or social outing in the past month
>hung out with friends in the past week
I think I did okay
4/10
You look native, are you native?
>>25361916
3/10
Feeling pretty good about the ones I landed on.
>Don't know of any complete alternatives to big corporate stores, but buy groceries from a family supermarket and second hand shit whenever I can
>4/10 if 4chan counts as social media, which of course it does
>>25361916
2/10
I go on Facebook to discuss group assignements with classmates. I don't know what "mass media entertainment" is, but I've seen star wars so I guess that counts.
I took a caffeine pill and I now I can feel my heart beating in my chest. It's quite uncomfortable. How is your day going, r9k?
I'm going to Starbucks for a strawberry milkshake and a treat and to finish the book I'm reading
I'm drinking Dr. Pepper/Vodka and watching The Truman Show (great movie).
Drank to much coffee. I feel like puking.
How do you make your gf feet smell? I am dating a Hott little Chinese girl and her feet are amazing and I have a huge foot odor fetish but they never smell. She showers too much and always changes her socks. What do?
White men! It is 2016, it is time to stop with the feet shit. It is gross.
>>25362083
Cmon my nigga
that picture is actually touching if the dead guy liked twerking that much
>haven't fapped for a week
>there are people who don't fap or have sex for years
How are you /r9k/ings holding up?
I'm a sex-crazy degenerate so I cum 2-3 times a day. kinda sure a lot of guys do that though.
>>25361897
Haven't fapped for 2+ years. Holding up fine, feel better than I did when I was chronic masturbator.
[x] laugh at the wagecuck
[x] increase the tax burden on the wagecuck
[x] remind the wagecuck that he is wasting his life
[x] let the NEET know that his 2 hours of daily free time is almost up
>>25361893
the last line is meant to read wagecuck of course, silly me. I just had a filling healthy meal and I am ready for my evening nap.
Thisis a good post. Sorry I'm late pepe, but I had to eat a few of these delicious panko shrimps.
Who /selenagomez/ here?
>>25361870
She fat now pham
I heard she fucked a donkey when she was 14
Crazy shit happens in Mexico...
>>25361930
That makes it better tbqfh
Hello and welcome to the Wednesday night 1:14 PM CST meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous at /r9k/, my name is Anon and I am a heroin addict.
>alcoholics anonymouse
>he's a heroin addict
you're in the wrong place buddy
M-my name is Anon
A-and I'm...I'm addicted to masturbation
>>25361891
Nah, in meetings with younger crowds there's typically an overlap with drugs and alcohol. There are a few groups that whine about drug talk at the podium, but really the main goal of all groups is sobriety from everything.
Godammit /r9k/, I always have to fuck up every presentation at school. I'm always so fucking nervous and stutters 70% of the time. You can see the people in the back laughing uncontrollably
I understand that they laugh at you not even being able to perform such a simple task as talking infront of a group. you pussy
tfw we did so many presentations in school that even the quietest kid didnt give a fuck anymore
>>25361761
A lot of your nervousness goes hand in hand with paranoia. I'm sure nobody actually laughs at you, but your anxious brain percieves it that way. The best way to present is to not think about it so much. Overthinking leads to anxiety, and you'll find yourself getting all tweaky. Just relax dude.
Please rise for the Hikki national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1MfeLx6Uds
>>25361745
pretty comfy song desu
>>25361745
>Hikki national anthem
Claim approved.
This one could probably fit as anthem for a few of the boards here too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6isXNVdguI8
>>25361805
thank you for showing me this, i think alot of weirdo 80s-early 90s music is overlooked for it's anti-normie, pro-robot themes
normies of /r9k/ tell me a reason why i should become a normie?
a
> normies of /r9k/
Wow, this board is truly lost beyond help.
>posts worst toe hoes
>somehow thinks he's not a normie
okay
>normie
>knowing what touhou is
Pick one.
ROAMlNG ROUND YOUR HOUSE
WASTlNG YOUR TIME
I WALK A LONELY ROAD
Original comment
DO YOU HAVE THE TIME
I'M A WASTE LIKE YOU
Shortbros post greentext stories of your encounters with tall girls negtive or postive doesn't matter I need too know
>literally looks down on me
>says "ewww" and winces everytime she sees me
>tries to push me around
>>25361640
she must have a crush on you
My girlfriend is 5'7, I'd be lucky to be called 5'6. Sometimes I feel taller than her, mostly in my air maxes or Air Force ones, at the beach or pool it's evident im smaller she thinks I'm 5'5. One of my best friends is this really nice 6' or so girl I called Taylor Swift when we first met
