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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr6lsTgZKAQ\
The nice guy meme has been destroyed with scientific research and evidence
What have you got to say to this?
>>25365622
Because human relationships are based on logic and equality between partners
Yeah right
>>25365622
insecure guys with social anxiety finish last.
The video might have had a point if we still all lived in tribes of 30 or 40 people and never mingled with outsiders, so everyone you ever met would have a decent knowledge of all your past behavior. In the modern world however, the "devious" players who he claims only benefit in the short term actually benefit forever because they can constantly meet new people who have no idea of their intentions or their past transgressions and reap the same rewards over and over again.
Bad things you did
>back in first year of highschool
>I'm one of the loosers so I hangh in the library using the computers to play shitty browser games
>there is a bunch of us, including this quiet fat short kid
>one day im playing a bomberman clone with him and a group of 8 kids come and start bullying him
>one of them knows me and asks me if I'm friends with that looser
>I tell him that I'm not and join the group in bullying this kid
Turns out he was an asshole tho and was forbidden from going to the principal becuase he found out he talked shit to everyone
>>25365527
Once trapped a retarded kid on the roundabout and then kept spinning him till he threw up.
Not proud.
>>25365527
>Year 9.
>This kid had a bus pass with 20 pounds.
>I took it from his pocket.
>Poked him, and he watched me put it on a shelf in the classroom.
>I forgot and went on to my next class
>For some reason, he left it there too.
>When he tried to go back later it was gone.
>Tried to get me to pay him 20 pounds.
School was a weird time.
>>25365527
I bought 4 live rifle bullets from a fat ginger kid.
He then told the headmaster I had them.
Lied my way out of it.
Dont even fucking know why I wanted them when he showed me. Dunno where they are now either.
Where's your EVE, /r9k/?
Nah, I can't call here my EVE. She already has her own WALL-E.
>>25365374
She doesn't exist. I've come to the conclusion that I'm meant to be a lone Wall-E, wandering the earth for the rest of my days.
>>25365374
Mine is simultaneously an A-10 and a pony at once
How am I supposed to believe I've got the gumption for that?
>manlet
>balding
>stocky
>unemployed
>live with my parents
>basically George Costanza in every way except without the ability to manifest 8/10 gfs and good careers out of nowhere
how do you truly achieve the /costanza/ state? is it even possible?
>>25365354
Georgie boy, have you trieddoing the opposite?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRDaf_2icic
>>25365447
cute CUTE :3
Asian pussy belongs to white cock lol
>>25365447
This is adorable and getting me hard at the same time.
>age 18, virgin
>girls...?
>age 19, virgin
>...a girlfriend?
>age 20, virgin
>lmao who needs a gf
>age 21, virgin
>damn im lonely
>age 22, virgin
>tfwnogf
>age 23, virgin
>OH GOD SOMEBODY PLEASE LOVE ME IM SO ALONE
>>25365340
>tfw 28 virgin
the time will come when you won't care anymore
>>25365438
Why do i still care then.
Though I admit other things are taking priority at that age and it's easy to push the tfw no gf feel as secondary.
>>25365438
I'll kill myself by then
>in hairdresser
>trying to make small talk while she cuts hair
>conversation turns to reality tv
>she mentions the show wife swap
>I say I used to watch it and wondered if it was real
>she says she doesn't really believe any of it is real
>I say "yeah I feel the same way about holocaust documentaries"
>she goes dead silent
>doesn't talk to me for the rest of the hair cut
>pay her and leave immediately
>>25365419
and that's why i don't go to the hairdresser
>>25365419
No, you are a holocaust denier.
>>25365491
It was a joke! I was just trying to be affable
alright anons, i need your help. i only want to spend $10 on the sale and the list below are some games i would like to play was was recommended to me
>battlefront II
>lisa
>undertale
>gothic
>gothic II:gold edition
>technobabylon
>darkest dungeon
>the void
>rainbow6 vegas 2
>E.Y.E
>stalker: SoC
>cave story+
>dark messiah: magic and might
choose which games are the best to buy. you can recommend some games to me too.
Battlefront 2 is the best one in that list and the cheapest one iirc.
>>25365307
>LISA
>heard good things about the gothic series
>paying for cave story when the superior version exists for free
>>25365307
>undertale
>good
choose one
also, pic related
Things that trigger your autism
When the police shoots my mother.
When your sister gets gangbanged by 10+ guys and you weren't invited
>>25365357
Thats the only way to open chip bags. Seriously all the flavoring goes back over all the chips. You should try.
Post your favorite album of the year.
What do robots listen to?
this one is mine
it's a very ORIGINAL album
>>25365155
or to pimp a butterfly
her name is Rachel and she is cute and nice and smart. she used to talk to me on skype, and now she hates me and wont respond. please bros, send her a message and tell her Dane is sorry. I didn't mean to be a dick, and any time she wants to stop being a cunt would be great.
Her skype is [email protected]. Please help a robot out.
i will help you OP
incoming
>>25365279
Messaged her and told her Dane was spreading shit about her all over a Nepalese basket weaving forum online, calling her a cunt and whatnot.
It's for the best OP, you gotta stop orbiting.
>>25365399
But that is not true, so why would you say it?
Black people and white people should team up to kill the Jews
With the blacks strength and the whites strategy they'll be unstoppable
After the Jews are gone the blacks will stop acting like niggers, the whites wil stop being beta faggots, the white women will stop mudsharking, George Lucas will get Star Wars back, etc. The world will enter a new age free of slavery, whether by whites, blacks, or Zionists. (Who will be dead, gas the kikes.)
Sand people can choose a side
If they don't want to end up as glass they should probably choose the right one
except jews are actually the master race and you should be grateful they allow your pathetic ass to exist
>>25365101
Fuck you
Jews are the ultimate robots and betas. Fucking white black asian normies giving us shit for many years for not being strong and once we get shit done you fat fucks who'd start a world war over a drunken bar fight.
Listen Blondie, you're no better than a nigger. All those rich whites in the 80s trying to make the poor blue collared whites in the 80s poorer. You have no sense of unity, just stealing and whining.
>>25365101
>Free of slavery
Op you're probably a fat fuck who's well fed and has never had any real issues. quit blaming the "JOOOOOs" for your problems.
its the last message you are going to send to your significant other. Imagine being with them for 5 years, and tonight you are going to become an hero to escape. What do you say?
Tl;dr what do you write as your last message to someone you love?
If only you knew what I've had to go trough in my life, the things I've had to see, had to do and have to be chased/confronted by day in day out.. Maybe then you would've understood why I was so possessive and protective.
brb killing self lmao
brb ripping self desu
wahhhh im ugly and weird
wahhhh only ugly and weird girls are attracted to me
why do the guys on this board expect a conventionally attractive normal girl when they're neither of those things?
I'm sorry your bait thread was such a failure.
>>25365219
I don't expect m8,
It's just that I'd rather be alone that with anyone <8/10.
>>25365219
I'm moderately attractive and have pretty decent social skills. Why can't I find someone who meets me at that level?
Who /cushing's disease/ here?
how can you prevent that. looks horrifying
>>25365082
>Moon face
This is hilarious, but it seems like most are just results of being a fat fuck.
>>25366417
I think you diet
