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you guys are always like "reeee girls cant be robots wah wah wah MOMMY" but do you ever think about us - ugly girls? after all all what women have are their looks, right?
>inb4 just lose weight
i'm not fat at all. i'm just really ugly. i don't look normal. i was born with my eyes too far apart and there's nothing i can do about it. not even plastic surgery could save me. i guess everything else in me looks fine but my eyes just ruin the whole thing. i've been bullied in school everyday for this. sometimes people would just stare at my face with their eyes wide open and it just hurts really badly. i never had friends and therefore i have zero social skills and can't interact with people properly. i have had severe depression and anxiety since i was a teenager. my mother has been an alcoholic since i was a little kid and i never had enough love and care as a child. seriously stop it with this bullshit...
No. Fuck you. Get out.
Even if we assume you're speaking the truth. For you to be in this situation you have to be the absolute bottom of the barrel. I'm talking bottom 1%. For a guy to be in your situation? All he has to do is be a subChad.
NO ONE CARES IF YOU WANT TO BE HERE ROASTIE
IT'S FINE TO LURK AND POST
THE ISSUE IS THAT YOU CANNOT STOP "I HAVE A VAGINA" POSTING.
STOP ATTENTION WHORING DUMB CUNT
REMINDER THAT ANY POST MENTIONING BEING FEMALE IS AN OBVIOUS ATTENTION GRAB BEING THAT YOU'RE ON A BOARD FULL OF DESPERATE MALE VIRGINS AND MISOGYNISTS
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
/rosebread/
What the fuck? Rose has a facebook?
Not real, run by an anon from this board.
>>25360249
So did she completely disappear from the internet?and why?
>>25360337
Check the archive for the thread yesterday, an anon was posting the messages they had received on the account. Unless it's Rose herself posting in these threads, it's fake.
>>25360249
Her YouTube account was active a few weeks back and she uses steam occasionally.
>ok class I want you to get into groups of two but only boys and girls
>>25356687
>Ending up with the teacher as a partner
>23 people in the class
>Miss can I work alone on this one?
>"No, partner up with Thad and Stacey!"
>audible 'ughh' from Thundercunt and a grin of malice on Thad's brutish face
>>25356687
>partnered with the hottest girl in class
>makes you do all the work, you happily do it because she's hot
>gets you both top grades
>doesn't speak to you after, doesn't even thank you
I wish I was like I am now back in school. I wouldn't been so fucking beta otherwise.
Being black is a curse, be glad you are not black, becuase if you were you would be living on give up mode. Just imagine always being judged or having your friends and aquaintances expect you to reinforce stereotypes, because you're black. Imagine always having to work harder to get into college on your own merit so people won't say, "He got in thanks to affirmative action."
Imagine always being lumped in with the rest of the niggers that commit over 80% of all violent crimes in america.
Imagine living life day to day being judged everywhere you go because of your kin,
and you have no power to stop it. Imagine being turned down by women of all races, because you are a member of the ugliest, and most violent race on earth.
and even if they do date you it is to gain brownie points with liberals, for novelty value, or to get back at daddy.
Imagine being blamed for all the atrocities in the world. 9/11? Blacks did it. LA riots/ferguson? Yep. Slavery? You bet your ass. Imagine being black.
Can you?
No?
Good, because being born black means you are automatically cast into one category, inferior. It means you are automatically lesser than non-blacks. The lowest race, the most hated race,
We were born to be the worlds punching bag, the worlds laughing stock. Be glad you weren't born an inherent sinner, whose whole life has been set up for others to hate and ridicule from birth.
>be black
>have light skin girlfriend who's mom is getting a reality tv show because she operates african american version of those toddlers and tiaras pageants
>get to live at the mom's condo literally right on the beach during the summer, drive her cars
>go to school have a pretty good amount of friends
I think I'd say my life is at least substantially better than that of the average guy on here, hell maybe better than that of the average guy all and all
>>25356093
I can't actually say anything because I'm white. It's impossible for me to relate to this particular kind of suffering.
Shut the fuck up OP. You were born Black, accept it for what it is and rise to the challenge. Just be cause you're playing life on hardcore mode doesn't mean you accept defeat.
ITT Post weird things your family does
>Live in an extremely religious household
>Mother is super anti masturbation
>We are only allowed to get a tissue with her permission
>If she is out and we use a tissue, we have to explain what it was used for when she gets back
>She searches through the bin and looks for tissues
>If she ever found a tissue with cum in it she'd hit us
>I'm 18 and I haven't jerked off for 4 years because last time she gave me a black eye
Pic related, it was her face when she found the cum tissue
how is this real
just jack off in the shower/into the toilet
i did this all the time
>>25353154
We all shower together and they usually time our toilet time, not because of masturbation but we aren't allowed to stay in there for very long.
>>25353250
if this shit wont cause you to kill yourself later in life then i dont know what will
What body type do you robots have?
What body type do the fembots love most?
builtfat
women don't like it
>>25351409
something between skinnyfat and chubbyfat.
>>25351409
bordering on ottermode. I apparently find it really difficult to build up mass
ITT: lyrics that make you feel
>Too late to die young
>And too young to burn out
>Or I can fade away
>I just say that I'm happy now leave me alone
>change my mind so much I can't even trust it
>my mind changed me so much I can't even trust myself
>Gotta tell you something
>I saw it in your eyes
>I think I left your back seat
>And now it's always good
>I fell asleep from day
>And all the promises
>There's a lot of people
>That left their will to say
>I've got a lot of friends
pretty sure this song is about dying in a car crash. and talking about heaven.
>Dont talk to strangers, cause their only there to make you sad
>dont dream of women, cause they only bring you down
Dio found some good words for some stuff i feel.
So historical, when men had all the power, women weren't treated very well.
But what if women had all the power? How would they treat men? Better than men treated them perhaps?
>>25369446
Nice thread fuck head.
>>25369446
>But what if women had all the power?
>what if dogs where zebras
>>25369494
Why are you so upset? That came out of nowhere.
>2016
>still using r9k
I've literally NEVER felt optimistic about any year but I know for a fact that I will make 2016 a great year. I have never felt this more than any other year.
To do that, I will not go on r9k, since going on r9k will not help me have a great year.
Who's with me, boys? Let's make 2016 a great year; don't waste your time on r9k.
>>25369285
Is that A-Log?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqfpEcT2hiQ
2016 will be a good year, moreso if there's time for good shitposting here
r9k helps with my anxiety because it shows me there are people worse off than me.
Sent my 17 minute soccer highlight tape to the main offices of the premier league three weeks ago.
Highlights features me scoring three goals, making smart passes, high fiving my team mates and being respectful of my opponents.
Haven't heard anything back yet. They aren't calling, are they bros?
>>25369242
Try sending it to the club's offices, and not the front office of the league itself.
Tbh though, I would aim higher than the '''english''' 'premier' league.
Is this board composed exclusively of middle schoolers? It's BAWWWW NO GIRLS LIKE ME this, BAWWWWW HE GOT A GIRL that, or EWWWW GIRLS R GROSS shit. Do any of you have actual, non childish 2problems?
>>25369197
Get out newfag
Nobody wants you here
Back to Reddit Morrissey
>>25369197
here's your (You) now you can do us a favor and fuck off
Who else /doesntwipe/ here
>mfw scraping the crust off my asscheeks
Now's that's what I call DISGUSTING
> no trip code
Wow son how much real estate does she own in your head for you to be doing silly stuff like this.
OP has it bad for mystery desu
>Add fembot on Skype
>She gets a boyfriend (who isn't me) within a few months
>Every time, without fail
Do I have some supernatural power to inspire women to find relationships, or is it just that girls rarely go stay single for more than a few months?
Add me and get me a gf mang
Do you really expect to make some random girl you only interact with online your girlfriend?
>>25368858
If you add a guy on skype do you think he'll get a gf?
How will Pepe evolve in the new year, robots?
shshshdbbsbssbsb
>>25368823
I don't get it my homieslice
>>25368726
Back to Reddit...
Also, can you stop ruining our memes?
If you changed bodies with your mom for a week, could you go the whole week without masturbating?
my mother is old and very unattractive
Seeing that my parents bedsprings creak like hell every evening and morning I'd probably not need to bother masturbating. Sucks to get fucked by dad tho.
>>25368716
Name or at lest sauce?
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