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>tfw no green frog bf
>>25370214
JUST
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How do I stop being such a big pussy? I need to feel in control of the guys I'm interested in. I can't let go and be cool. Yet I expect them to stick around and swallow my bullshit. How can I become a cool girl?
please get out. we hate you
>>25370318
I'm not sure what you mean. Could you elaborate a bit?
>>25370318
date robots
they'll be so timid they'll do anything you ask
Hello robots,
I'm not quite like you guys, I hold a full time job and I have had a few girlfriends, and I'm not a virgin, but hear me out.
I work full time as an IT MSP technician. The way the company is going, I don't like it. Having to keep track of every minute of my time with everything I do in ticket-form is driving me insane. I'm afraid I may get fired soon, because I just cannot keep up with their standards they keep putting in with this bullshit "process". There's three others that I work with. One schedules our day with tickets, one is our onsite guy, and the other does the same job I do, help desk. We have ~700 workstations across 30 different networks. We are constantly answering the phone and we have to stop what we're doing, make a ticket, and then try to continue without a hiccup, and keep track of all this time.
On top of that, I have a roommate at home whom I let move in with me, along with his wife. They're cool people but, they're controlling, loud, obnoxious, and extremely wasteful. I'm sick of them, but I don't have the balls to tell them to move out.
My father passed away 5 years ago, when I was 18. He made all the money. My mom can't help, should I lose my job. I will have nowhere to go.
I just don't know what to do, /r9k/. I've tried finding other jobs, but I get to the interview and they say they'll call me. Then I never hear from them.
I'm really wanting to just an hero, /r9k/...
>I hold a full time job and I have had a few girlfriends
NORMIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25370196
Tell them your mom needs to move in and kick them out in like 2 months.
>>25370267
That would be fine if they were to move far away, they'll see that I'm lying. They have helped me a lot so I don't want to be a dick to them.
Chad is giving legit advice on how to be a Chad?
https://youtu.be/k75xnvi9QUo
>robots too afraid to watch
I'm going to bump this thread until you all admit your faggotry.
>>25370163
OKAY SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN HIS LEFT EYE?!?!?
>tfw your two 50+ yo uncles are the exactly like /r9k/ and /pol/ posters
uncle 1:
>lives in a small house 100 feet from his mothers house
>got married in his 30s to a mail order Filipino bride
>after a year she divorces him because she just wanted American citizenship
>he just sits in his house all day now
>only see him once a year on Christmas morning for breakfast
>brings me knives and tactical flashlights for presents
>tells my family how we need to start buying gold and silver because the federal reserve is going to be obsolete soon
>constantly talks about how Obama needs to be impeached immediately
Uncle 2:
>I am told he has a mental disorder (i cant tell at all)
>never had a girlfriend, not sure if he has even had sex
>just like other uncle I only see him for breakfast on Christmas
>wears a shirt with a cat face on it
>lives/works in a small museum
>tells us ghost story's of things that happen in the museum
ask m if they browse 4chan
>>25370146
What knifes?
>>25371195
Fuck no either way that would be a awkward conversation
>>25371808
I don't feel like getting them out, sorry.
I know he buys them on eBay from a black smith in Afghanistan
Chestlets'b'gone.
>in the not so distant future, chestlets will be outbred
Those freckles are disgusting and makes her look like she doesn't wash.
>best breasts are bestest
Peter Rodger, photographer, Saatchi catalog
(yes, it's the father of ER)
>tfw your dad drowns in pussy.
two / eight
three / eight
four / eight
'Sup /r9k/.
I'm mega bummed for this New Years. I was supposed to go to my friends' annual NYE gathering, but I ended up getting a fucking cold, and because a couple of the grills there are germophobic, I can't go.
Since I'm also taking antibiotics and acetominophen, I can't drink myself to oblivion either.
So, I'll be stuck in my apartment, alone, with no alcohol and no friends on what should be one of the more fun nights of the year.
Tell me, /r9k/ how do you deal with feels like this?
>>25370010
A massive injection of concentrated moeshit. And hot chocolate, who cares if you can't feel the taste, it's for the mood.
Get some yuru yuri or hidamari sketch.
Are you taking antibiotics for a cold?
>>25370010
>friends
>going to a party
>a party with girls
>a party with friends with girls
Get reeeeee'd on or something.
>match with a girl on tinder
>it's a black woman
this is why I don't use dating sites. I don't wanna piss anyone off because they got matched with a black girl. I just post craigslist ads and wechat.
>>25369940
>swiping right for black women
You have only yourself to blame OP
>>25369940
> match with white boy on tinder
> he's a faggot
Not even a Star Wars fan, I'm a trekkie through and through, but a friend told me today that this Captain Phasma character was played by a female actor.
Look at this though! Her armour isn't feminised at all, no bolt-on tits or absurd curvature! It's entirely functional! And apparently the character doesn't even take off her helmet all the way throughout the feature, no retarded scene where the defeated warrior slips off her helmet to reveal a delicate face complete with pouting lips, fluttering eyelashes and a full face of makeup.
I know this a stupid post but shit guys, I actually feel emotional.
As a woman this is incredible for me, it's amazing, god you've no idea how this feels I'm so overjoyed.
Seriously I imagine this is how black folk felt when they first originally began seeing black actors on television.
Yeah, it's fantastic. She's not a huge character but the representation meant a lot.
>>25373222
and then she got thrown in the trash where all women belong
sage
So have you tried just being yourself today?
>>25369882
i am myself 100% of the time, but the thing is i don't really like myself and if you don't like yourself how can you expect to be liked from others
>>25369882
Yup I was alone and hate my existence. Proud of me senpai?
Yeah. I went to the gym and had a nice workout, and spent the rest of the day watching the Sopranos. It's been great.
I want to meet nice friends and more foreign people. I love foreign people especially from Arabic speaking countries.
Interpals a shit though
>>25369862
Are you a grill?
truly content originale 100%
>>25371107
yes i am girl
truly original!!!!!!!!!
>especially from Arabic speaking countries.
ICK!!
>Hey Anon, are you coming to the New Year's Eve party tonight?
>we're all gonna get super drunk and have a great time!
>it would be really cool if you came with us :3
>>25369852
>girl on far right
I've seen her before but I fucking lost it nonetheless
>>25369852
"N-no thank you, I'll be in my room on the computer that n-night."
sounds boring.. you gunna do that same shit for the next 50 years? my god you're sick..
>Masturbate 2-4 times a day
>Takes 5 minutes max
Started taking anti depressants
>Masturbate once a day
>Takes over an hour
I feel less of an urge to fuck girls, but it makes me want a girlfriend more, as it's so difficult to cum by myself
Happened to me too. I went through a period of a few weeks a little bit ago and I masturbated a lot more than I do now. I guess the reason was I relied on a bit more on the oxytocin that it released when I did. When I felt better I did it less because I felt better on my own and didn't need the boost of oxytocin.
>>25369823
>Masturbate 2-4 times a day
>Takes 5 minutes max
same but that's only if i'm left alone and i can relax.what you're facing isn't uncommon, a lot of the guys i talk to on anti-depressants face this same thing
>>25369823
I don't mean to be gross but does she have a hair on her right nipple....
>that's really gross
Is being mute a deal breaker for guys?
yeah, you gotta be loud, hoot and holler like a monkey to get the chicks bro dontcha know ;)
yeah, chicks don't want a mute or deaf guy
it's beta as fuck
most girls wouldnt want a guy who couldnt bitch her around with his deep powerful voice
