Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6615. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6615. page
Robots there is nothing quiet like a diet of natures finest seafood.
It's heart healthy and delicious and is absolutely guaranteed to make your weekend a special one.
When I'm ready to make smart choices, I head on down to the Long John Silvers and make sure to order the Firsd Mates Feast. So many delicious filets and fresh vegetables, the world is your oyster.
Who /seafood/ here?
>>25371080
Is that what you call fish and chips in the US?
Embarrassing to be honest family
>>25371198
Don't forget the cracklin's and butter. That's makes it a proper fry and it's why Long John Silvers can't be beat
>>25371198
LONG JOHN SILVERS IS GOOD SHIT FUCK YOU
>"Liking trannies is gay!"
So, if you crush on a tranny before ever realizing that she's a tranny, are you gay? What if she's post-op and never brings it up? Is it still gay?Sometimes ignorance is bliss.
>>25371077
> if you crush on a tranny before ever realizing that she's a tranny, are you gay?
yes
>What if she's post-op and never brings it up?
yes
> Is it still gay?
yes
>>25371171
You're a retard my friend.
>>25371397
>liking another male isn't gay
Who's the retard?
>http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/
Get in here, robots. Chose a name and go to the "/r9k/" room. The game is simple:
>You get a photo
>You caption the photo
>You vote on the best caption
>If you don't vote, you don't get points
>Most points at the end of the game wins
Lets see how this goes.
Come on, there's only 3 people in here.
sorry not a fan
Any normies lurking the board? Post here nao
>>25370612
Go back to fucking reddit
original post
The board is full of them. You must be new.
>>25370612
>download tinder
>begin getting 1-3 matches a day
>average 2 dates a week (different women)
>confidence boost
>women all really like me, because im n-nice and listen to them
>guess Im a normie now
>not so bad
Is it possible to give up on trying to win the lottery and still live a healthy and happy life even if I was not born into the wealthy leisure class? Those of you who actually support yourself working, how do you cope with knowing that you'll have to spend the rest of your life limited to the money that comes from your paychecks, and the free time you get away from work?
It feels literally impossible for me to get a job even if I wanted one, but working a low stress part time job feels preferable to being a careercuck, where I have demanding tasks to fulfill, or am forced to stay in my cubicle shitposting on 4chan to complete the rest of the 40 hours not spent getting work done. My psychologist recently suggested I actually try applying for autismbux, because he pointed out that my abnormal behaviours and sensitivities cause a lot more disruption than I realize, and may actually qualify as disability. I will go to an agency to help me with this, but I imagine even if I do get autismbux I will appreciate being able to survive and not be as much a burden on my mother having to provide for me, but still long to win the lottery in order to enjoy a high quality luxurious existence.
I bought 10 powerball tickets, but seeing that the odds of winning the jackpot are like 1/292 million, 5 match prize is 1/11.6 million, figure I can start trying to cope with accepting the possibility that another year went by without winning the lottery, and that it statistically will never happen, and what to do about it, to deal with it mentally, and in terms of survival/comfort money wise.
this post is pathetic
it smells
put your money in a savings account instead of the lottery coffers, you moron
>>25370723
saving your money makes sense if you had a source of income, or have already won the lottery. But I'm seeing gambling as the only way out of running into poverty, and getting on the fast track to financial liberation to amassed wealth.
I often ask people if there is a more reliable way out, but none presented to me yet have been appealing, because they all either take a lifetime to achieve, require intense competition and more work than a job, require risking thousands of dollars at once, or depend on nepotism - cronyism, of which I have none.
>>25370881
you're shit out of luck my friend, lottery probably is your best bet. maybe just learn to gamble and hit up the casino
The apocalypse will come in just under 9 hours my friends!
As you know, New Zealand will be the first civilized country to enter 2016. This will cause the apocalypse. This is because it will no longer be the CURRENT YEAR in New Zealand. Their CURRENT YEAR will be out of sync with everyone else's.
This will create a bug in every Counting Liberal Man on the globe who, confused with the extra CURRENT YEAR, will have a chimpout of epic proportions. The ripples of these chimpouts will spread until the globe is consumed by Nuclear Chimpout.
I call this Y2CurrentYear.
Gather up your feels, waifus and tendies and report to the nearest bomb shelter. You shelter should withstand 6 megaton; no more, no less. Any other specifications will cause your permanent death.
>>25370561
>IT'S 20CURRENTYEAR, HOW CAN WHITE PEOPLE STILL EXIST?
Fuck John Oliver tbqhimofam
>2016-1
>being this retarded
I'm 22, fairly fat and have had sex hundreds of times with a handful of different girls since age 16. What's the big deal?
INSTRUCTIONS:
CAUTION: handle with care, extremely fragile
>tfw you lived to see 2016
I feel like I've failed somehow.
You still have time to go out in a blaze of glory.
How full would you say your bladder is right now? (80%)
pic unrelated
60% capacity
15%, but i just chugged a ton of water because dinner was too spicy. Countdown to piss geyser initiated in t-minus 30 minutes...
Could someone around here tell me why after a fapping session my bladder will feel really full even though I had just taken a piss?
>he uses the neutered reddit approved term "normie"
not trying to be rude, but i honestly wouldnt care if you commit sudoku.
What's up middle-agefag?
>>25370608
why did we ever stop using normalfag
let's have one last comfy games thread before the year ends, boys
starting with a classic: Jet Set Radio Future
gotta love the soundtrack, man
>>25370500
I thought that was a screencap of revolution 60.
>>25370558
that's the game that was funded on kickstarter and came out shit, right?
anime is LITERALLY the greatest form of ENTERTAINMENT of all TIME. Their is NOTHING BETTER than anime.
False, manga is better.
>>25370431
Only a person with serious escapism issues would say that.
All that chink shit is for faggots tbqh
Who here /creepy dreams/?
>the sky is grey and cloudy and there is a thin mist covering the surrounding landscape, such that you can barely tell the ground appart from the sky
>everything is damp
>feel like I've dreamt this before
>be me, walking towards a lake to see the trees
>know that everyone who has gone there has died, yet still want to go
>get through some bushes and arrive at the edge of the lake
>take a narrow path of gravel to advance slightly further in the water
>pause to look around
>on my right, the sun is radiating through the clouds and revealing distant mountains
>on my left, I can see the trees I was looking for
>there's a grove of flat trees with blueish leaves sitting like mangroves in the shallow water
>the water itself seems to have an eerie aqua glow and the air is illuminated by fireflies
>in a world of grey, this feels like the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
>hear the creaking of branches behind me
>this is it
>turn around and see a large mass of tangled roots standing, it's somehow looking at me
>pass out
>wake up in a shallow pool of water
>this is the same place, except I'm far from the lake now
>there is only calf-high water and I can't see anything else beyond the fog
>keep walking for hours, I can now see silhouettes of old ruined towers scattered around the place
>I also see other people walking like me in the distance, but decide not to approach them
>keep walking, the fog gets thicker so I can't see the ruins anymore
>run into people shambling around aimlessly
>except they are not people, but walking corpses
>get scared and try to run away as fast as I can in the water
>more and more zombies are here, it's like a gathering
>none of them are attacking me
>realize I'm one of them
o-okay, if you don't have creepy dreams it's fine
>I'm dreaming
>suddenly I realize that I'm dreaming
>theres some stacy standing next to me
>tell her "Hey, I'm dreaming!"
>she answers "No." and explodes in front of me
>I wake up
that spooked me pretty hard. I'm still pissed that I didn't get to fuck anime girls.
The one comparing the neckbeard to the handsome guy and the different girl responses? I know there are multiple, post them all please.
>>25370309
I've got this one.
The top 2 pinky bits in the after shot should have arrows pointing to the next pinky bits below them and not to the blue bits.
Here you go OPie
College thread.
>did a year of work after I finished high school
>did a year of NEEThood after that
>2 years out of the education system, 20th birthday in April
>starting college in September
How do I not fuck this up? I feel like work has seriously fucked up and neutered my ability to talk to people, I talk to everyone like they're fucking customers. All I really want is a dedicated group of relatively normie but creative friends. I don't want to end up like my faggot friend who watched Netflix on his dorm room all day and dropped out after 4 months.
>>25370362
This might not be the advice most want to hear, but I'd just say keep to yourself and do your work. Social shit is such a waste of time unless you're getting some kind of important connections. Don't worry about it and just talk to people only when you need to.
>>25370362
>Join a club you're interested in and that will provide value to your course or beyond your college years
>Use the campus gym, try and get a gym buddy
>Study groups can actually be pretty cool
Just keep talking to people until the customer interaction conditioning wears off.
>>25370448
I was thinking about joining an Acting group because I'm a huge cocksucking faggot and I think I might actually be good at acting. Art/drawing as well. Good advice, thanks m8.
