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>Makes mischief thread
>Doesn't have any stories
>>25372465
Dervlish
>>25372465
>Asked to water plants
>Pisses in watering can
>Uses my pee pee to water the plants
>There's still some in the watering can RIGHT NOW
>>25372465
this happened 3 days ago
> be me
> kids outside shop ask me to buy cigs
> i say sure and they hand me a ten pound note
> buy booze with the money
> whilst in shop call police on kids
>mfw free beer
> kylo ren is han solo's son
> kylo ren's grandfather is anakin/vader
> anakin/vader's son is luke
> luke is leia's brother
> beru lars is luke's aunt
> owen lars is beru's husband
> anakin/vader's wife is padme
> mfw Star Wars is basically the godfather in space
>Anakin/Vader's father is literally the Force
>shmi never got laid
>>25372433
You know the sandpeople raped her
Who /sleep in the nude/ here?
Either I was right or I'm shadow banned because a mod/janitor is mad as fuck.
>>25373159
>shadow banned
Hello reddit
yeah, have since i started living alone
Which one would you read first?
Also throwing out the Foundation series by Isaac Asimov as a recommend.
Hyperion >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dune
>>25371596
I would read Dune first since the first book is where a lot of people stop
Help me have not shit taste /r9k/
What is she doing for New Years, guys?
I know she's not with you.
>>25371167
>What is she doing for New Years?
Chad, Tyrone, Felipe, and Hung Lo.
>>25371167
She should try losing a bit of pelvic and mid section fat before wearing that
>December 31st, 2003
I'll kill myself this year.
>December 31st, 2004
I'll kill myself this year.
>December 31st, 2005
I'll kill myself this year.
>December 31st, 2006
I'll kill myself this year.
>December 31st, 2007
I'll kill myself this year.
>December 31st, 2008
I'll kill myself this year.
>December 31st, 2009
I'll kill myself this year.
>December 31st, 2010
I'll kill myself this year.
>December 31st, 2011
I'll kill myself this year.
>December 31st, 2012
I'll kill myself this year.
>December 31st, 2013
I'll kill myself this year.
>December 31st, 2014
I'll kill myself this year.
>December 31st, 2015
I'll kill myself this year.
>>25371165
Do it.
You have one day left
>December 31st, 1983
Waaaaaa Waaaaa Waaaaa
>December 31st, 2015
Waaaaa Waaaaa Waaaaa
I cried when I was born and now I cry again because I have a reason
>I'll kill myself if things get worse. There's no possible way I can take more of this
>Things get worse
>Still here
DAY AFTER DAY IT REAPPEARS
NIGHT AFTER NIGHT MY HEARTBEAT
SHOWS THE FEAR
GHOSTS APPEAR AND FADE AWAY
So I have about a grams worth of extracted propylhexedrine an available otc meth like substance sitting in a coke. Does anyone want to hear my trip report? Last time I did this I got really fucking high and jacked off all night. This is another thread like my others where I inject and do all kinds of crazy shit with semi reliable, but available drugs.
Method of extraction:
>Broke open 4 inhalers of benzedrex for the cotton inside, each worth about 250 mgs of propylhexedrine
>Let soak for about 2 hours and rung them out every thirty minutes
>Then I poured it in the fucking coke
>>25371179
*soaked them in lime juice
my bad
do you feel like youre about to die from a cardiac event when you take it?
>If you do this at a movie theater, fuck you. There is a trash can on the way out the door. Sincerely, the person cleaning up your mess
Lmao at this faggot
You charge $16 for a burger, fries and a drink? Get fucked. I'll leave whatever mess I want you thieving shitbags
>That good feel while wiping my greasy fry fingers on a seat and leaving a wrapper full of tomatoes and onions on the floor.
>eating food while watching a movie
I'm an ameriburger and I've never understood this. what's the point?
>>25369369
I know that feel. Love making those wagekeks clean up my shit.
I spilt an entire popcorn and soda just to spite them
>>25369395
you are not thinking the american way, if you can eat during an activity you will.
Who here /friends are having New Years Eve parties but not inviting you/?
One of my friends even showed me pics of his booze for the party. I was still not invited. This is the worst I've felt all year. Hold me r9k
Same, except this was last year when I still had some acquaintances. This year I literally have no one or nothing to do.
I didn't realise it was newyears till I saw your post
>>25369090
just ask if u can come? say you had plans but they fell through and you would like to do something, fucking fag.
Who else /noplans/ here for New Years? Anyone else just fucking dreading tomorrow night?
>>25369032
family tragedy happened today, kinda soured new years. i can sympathize.
I used to spend new years reflecting on my life and the closing year
now I don't care
>>25369166
what heppened anon? talk to us about it
What was your first time having sex like?
Never because I'm not a lucky normie/Chad.
>>25361132
it was so good i fell asleep and then woke up to realize i jacked off so hard to Russian scat porn i passed out and my speakers were on full blast the entire night.
I lost my virginity this year to a fat chad I met on okc
he knew I was a virgin and was very considerate and tried to make it a good time
It didnt feel great and hurt a bit but it was still a pleasant time because he cared about meit was on valentines day
I don't know why everyone on here bitches and complains about normies stealing their memes and shit. At the very least, you finally have some similar interests and talking points with normies.
TLDR: share frogs
As if talking with the normies ever turns out well for us. I don't want to hear about thier Pepe appropriation from them.
>>25375821
>>25375821
I guess im asking the wrong people to try to be less autistic
>trying to get things ready for tomorrow nights NYE party
>boyfriend keeps distracting me by slapping my ass as i put up decorations giving me a boner
Inb4 shemale
Anyone else feel tired constantly even though you sleep. I have trouble sleeping too, I lay in bed for like an hour and half before I finally knock out.
>>25375721
yes
it makes life very difficult
and when did you last fap, OP?
The most significant and important benefit to me of nofap is that after a week, sometimes two depending on how long it takes to recover, I start waking up on time, actually feeling refreshed and not 'exhausted'. Also can actually lay down and go to sleep without laying there for hours.
>>25375768
I jerked off this afternoon. I guess I could try to not fap anymore but there's always a moment I get so bored that I just fap just to entertain myself
How do you NEETS feel that I love my job and I'm contributing to society?
Poor NEETS, such betas.
Getting up when I feel like it is pretty nice.
>>25375711
What are you getting up to exactly you pathetic NEET?
Your parents crying at how pathetic of a failure you were?
