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HER PISTOL GO
BANG BANG
BOOM BOOM
POP POP
DONT LET ME COME FIND YOU WITH THE TOOLIE IN MY HAND CAUSE I"LL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER
GOD DAMN
>tfw she's a fashion killa
>and I'm a jiggy nigga
what the fuck is this tumblr hypebeast bullshit
What are you listening to right now? What are you thinking about.
>listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7alBtmwUJgA
>thinking about how fucked the next 50 generations are
pic unrelated
Sleep tight crusader
I'm listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9CYlDlCPKw
Codeine, really good slowcore band. Check em out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmSPPYG9dp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9KVhQOrDjs
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uiMtCJw_RVc
Can we have a cringe thread: normie edition?
DUDE CHECK OUT MY NEW RIG AND TORCH
BRO WATCH ME TAKE A FAT 1 GRAM DAB AND HOLD IT IN TILL I PASS OUT
Even normies love Lanky, what do you know
LMAO I GOT SO THROWN XD TRUUUUUUUU DESU
Share your high school Manlet stories. I'm dying inside.
a jolly good fellow!!
>Those emoticons
Into the trash
>tfw 6'5 and one of the best ballers at my gym is a 5'3 white dude
This kid plays like a maxed out 2k player, hits turn around jumpers from the fucking perimeter like it's fucking nothing I'm the only one who can do a competent job guarding him but always wind up playing center or forward because most everyone else is 5'8-5'10
>>25377131
what app are you using??
you're in your buds house and while hes in the other room you open his closet to find this
what do?
>>25376938
ask if i can use it
>>25376938
>did you wash it out?
Why am I snooping through my bud's closet?
So what are you doing for new years, /r9k/?
same thing everyday, time is a concept i've long abandoned
I'm going to play some video games. Probably finish Lisa.
>>25376714
I'm going to lie down sideways on the carpet and walk in a circle, maybe if I'm lucky I'll fart and catch the whiff on my way back around!!! :D
Justice does exist after all.
I love seeing women fall apart and realize they're worthless past the age of 30.
Fuck off, bullying Carrie Fisher and bragging about it like you're some tough guy. Spare old people the cancer that is your professional victimhood, I don't give a shit if you want to pick on someone your own god damn age who can defend themselves in English.
God damn her brain turned to mush
I guess that's why she was so bad in the new Star Wars
I mean besides the fact that she was just eye candy in the first three
>>25376671
Yes anon I'm sure you'll be doing so much better than her at her age. Kek
Let it all out /r9k/
I'll start:
Most of my friends all are normie faggots who have appear to currently have very little hope, or direction in life, and have to be right in every single goddamn argument, even if it means personally attacking me, and making me feel worthless.
What's up with you guys?
also
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>25376551
>have to be right in every single goddamn argument,
so you are ok with being told u are wrong in an arguement when you know you are right?
kek
>>25376581
I'm not OK with it, but I value their friendship more than sticking up for myself.
>>25376551
>Most of my friends all are normie faggots
>friends
>normie
>talking with girl on the phone for the first time
>I feel nothing for her but she likes me
>turns out we actually have a lot of things in common
>suddenly begin to like her
>she literally tells me sex is on of her "great pleasures in life"
What do I do robots? I don't want a filthy slut but I can't afford to lose this?
>>25376488
You're either a troll or a fucking moron .
What did you have in common with a slut OP? You both like summer, MCR and Disney movies?
>>25376488
She's going to cuck you so hard. When you make the thread about it, put "you were right, 39" in the subject field so i know when to laugh at you.
Robot in training, OC
This is completely original, blox.
>>25376442
Everyone does cringey shit when they're that age
It's too early to tell
Hell, when I was 18, some ugly chick added me from a tf2 server and because it was my first female interaction I got super possessive and broke her and her boyfriend up
And I'm what you guys call a cyborg
looks like the guy my girlfriend's roommate wanted to date even though she was in a relationship of like four years prior to college
>>25376506
>>25376498
except he is clearly slightly autistic.
You know what?
I'm fucking bored, convince me to reveal his ig.
Who here a /swiftie/?? My favorite songs from her are mean, red, and our song.
Bumpitybboops...
post feet pics
not a fan of her, however i do love Wildest Dreams, very Lana Del Rey (who is far superior).
Is there anything more fun than pretending to be retarded?
Especially on /tv/ and /v/ the replies are hilarious
Jokes on them though
>>25376121
Who else mischief here? *le green frog*
>>25376180
PLS RESPOND IM IN NEED OF ATTENTION
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hehehee
>constantly make stupid threads like whining about losing on lol, csgo or any equally shit game that I don't even play
>change filenames to imgur or tumblr filenames
>lash out on anyone who gives any slight criticism and pretend to be extremely butthurt
>incorrectly greentext and use slight mannerisms that anyone can pick up on and call me a newfag
How do normies get the energy to work their lives away? Even though being neet is boring and shit after experiencing the zero stress unlimited free time I can't imagine myself doing any job in the world and being able to bear it.
For the most part it's not bad. I have days I feel like that but I love what I do.
There is the bonus of having a really good cash flow. Other than bills I like to drop cash on spoiling the hell out of my bf and a few hobbies of my own. Don't think I could afford that on neet bux
>>25376097
It's not too bad anon, my days go:
>0730 wake up and exercise
>0815 shower and get ready etc
>0830 walk to work, drink coffee
>0900 work
>1245 lunch
>1315 work
>1730 walk home
>1800 shower, dinner, few chores
>1830 vidya
>0000 bed
just zone out from 0730 till 1830
>>25376278
Wow sounds terrible
I remember when I was still wageslaving. Every day I would count the hours till I could go home again.
Wasn't even a bad job, it was a nice office job with unlimited espressos and paid lunch, but still.
Who /herocomplex/ here?
>watch war movies over and over
>fantasize about being the dashing hero
>imagine being Bruce willis in Armageddon and saving humanity
>having all the girls who turned me down in life regret doing it
>joined the army and am waiting for my time to shine
>don't even like the army that much.
>thought about being a cop just so I could save someone.
>don't actuslly care why but just do it to be famous.
>>25375889
Ohthats me
>>25375889
I have recurring fantasies about saving my university from a terrorist attack. What were once mere daydreams have now become intense visual and audible stimuli. It's quite strange.
>>25375889
I just want to die a noble death really. Maybe cause I have no attachment to life, I would sacrifice myself for a stranger in a heartbeat.
>>25376013
hell yea me too
What exactly is a "basic bitch" and why do normies seem obsessed with whatever this creature is? I tried Googling what exactly they looked like but all I found were epic memes.
>>25375851
It's what women are but pretend not to be.
a girl who wears yoga pants and boots
Basically it's referring to someone who likes something only because it's popular and cool to like it. So really anyone who seriously uses the term is a fucking hipster.
