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why doesn't mommy learn?
why doesn't mommy learn?
why does mommy leave the door open when it's 100 degrees outside, no matter how many times she is told not?
why does mommy thaw raw meat overnight on the counter, no matter how many times she is told?
why does mommy leave the milk out while she boils water for coffee "to save time" and then leave it out for hours because mommy forgets while she is watching her movie time, no matter how many times she is told?
why does mommy put the now rotten milk back in the fridge and say it's fine, no matter how many times she is told?
why does mommy keep milk 5 days after the expiry date, no matter how many times she is told?
why does mommy open new milk when the old one is not finished yet, and then leave it there to rot with half a cup left for weeks, no matter how many times she is told?
why does mommy put away things in the wrong cupboards, no matter how many times she is told?
wh YDOESN"T MOMMY LEARN WHY DOESN'T MOMMY LEARN NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES SHE IS TOLD NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES SHE IS TOLD NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES SHE IS TOLD NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES SHE IS TOLD NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES SHE IS TOLD NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES SHE IS TOLD NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES SHE IS TOLD NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES SHE IS TOLD
I hear if you get a job, you can live by yourself and buy your own milk.
>mommy
>mommy
>mommy
fag
>>25378484
fuck off britcuck
post your pretend girlfriend
its real if you believe hard enough
I should kill myself soon.
>>25378429
arnt you that casual whos only been dating her for like 3 months from that other thread?
>>25378420
Sam Hyde fucked her for awhile, how does that make you feel?
Daily reminder each and every qt out there (including your crushes) is getting (drunk) fucked tonight.
so i'll find a stranger and we'll fuck. sex will be good but afterwards i'll be the same as i were.
>>25378394
okay?
i'm masturbating and cumming so much
reminder to every girl out there you will never taste my cum ;)
I doubt that. I think some girls don't even feel the need to become social everytime it's New Years Eve.
If you in any way wish you were Chad or Stacy, want a girlfriend or boyfriend, or experience loneliness, you are not a robot, you are a failed normie.
you being interested in labeling and definitions of people on this board and yourself, proves that you are underdeveloped pussy who is avoiding real issues at all costs
There are indeed a fuck load of failed normies here, I have ascended beyond such Jewish desires
>>25378391
Am I a failed normie?
I just want a robot gf tbqhfam
I am fallen
I am faded
I have lost it all
>>25378388
and gained dubs
PRESENT DAY
PRESENT TIME
HAHAHAHAHA
AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTANDa shame that this was not an original comment
I'm 21 and I've never drank alcohol. I don't like how people under the influence behave and how normies seem incapable of having a good time without it so I chose to abstain entirely.
>>25378381
Just try it. Dance with the devil. Drink about 3 or 4 drinks tonight and see what all the hype is about.
Was the same way and then I tried beer. I actually drink it for the taste and have never been drunk.
>>25378497
I feel like I'd be betraying my ideals if I tried it.
This is crazy but it literally has become part of my identity.
ROAMING ROUND YOUR HOUSE
WASTlNG YOUR TIME
>>25378187
ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW
A GAG
A PLASTIC BAG ON A MONUMEEEEEEEEEENTI BEG TO DREAM AND DIFFER FROM THE HOLLOW LIES
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS WON'T HEAL
Any ausbots around tonight? What are you doing for new years?
>>25378182
Will probably be drinking at a mates place. I feel bad because some of my mates don't get along and I'm going to have to lie to one of my other friends about where I am. Feels like I'm betraying him desu
trying to organize last minute things with people.
everyone's got something and have invited everyone but me. it hurts trying to ask people if i can join in when you weren't invited in the first place.
the new year is going to hurt.
>>25378223
>>25378220
Thats better than me guys, I am gunna play playstation at my grandparents house. probably wont even stay up til 12
Can a robot be good at social engeneering?
>>25379494
Yep, but that's a cyborg not a robot.
Machiavellian individuals have low empathy and social skills but higher impulse control and cynicism.
An adroit person isn't a person with high empathy. High empathy people find it hard to be genuinely manipulative.
Old school robots who are on the outside looking in, but aren't preoccupied with delusions and memes, totally can. Seeing the whole picture without being a part of it makes it easier to understand it, I think.
But your modern robot, probably not
I would say they could be the best at it, since they no longer belong in society itself so they can just observe it more objectively without getting their own feefees hurt.
Once robots realize the trolling power that comes with social engineering, it looks way more enticing.
who else /doingnothing/ for new years?
>>25378114
90% of the people do. Ironically, they think stuff like partying and wagecucking is useful.
does getting drunk with your only friend count as nothing?
It isnt really special, as we do it every week.
does getting drunk on your own count as nothing?
it isn't really special, as I do it every week.
They like lesbian porn best and don't care for dicks. Does that mean I'm not a real girl if I like to browse /hm/?
I'm mtf
You're just a mentally ill faggot. Grow up and stop playing pretend.
>>25377927
snipping your dick off doesnt make you a woman you deluded fuck
>>25377927
>Does that mean I'm not a real girl if I like to browse /hm/?
You're not a real girl because you were born with a penis and have XY chromosomes.
girl here.... Y r men so sensitive abt they're fucking cocks?
>>25377672
I would very much like to sex those two men in the butte
>>25377672
But I'm not
Quit generalizingb
>why do people have body image issues
Because we are alive and we are dumb beasts. Holding out to become 99% cyborg and keep only my heart, eyes and brain.
No dick, don't want kids, why the fuck not.
>Select all images with street signs
>Multiple correct solutions required - please solve more.
>Error- Captcha timed out
>current year
>not getting presents
Cuck.
Why not get a 4chan pass?
>>25377222
And they always pop out during the middle of the night too
>I'm ready to kill myself
>>25376773
See you on the other side.
Want to talk about it OP?
Me too.
Wanna come over to my place and get alcohol poisoning famm?
>tfw going through boxes of old stuff and finding a picture of us together
>>25376717
>going through threads and find normalscum shitting up the board
>>25376941
I'm a failed normie
I tried to kiss her and got rejected and then had two orbital sessions
I finally broke free and I've been a rogue planet for over 2 years now
>>25377111
fuck off cunt, failed normie is just as bad
nobody wants you here kill yourself
