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Guys if you hate us girls so much, why don't you just get with each other?
>>25374979
because most of us aren't gay outside of occasional lewdposting online.
>>25374979
But I don't
You just don't want to get with me
>>25375505
This
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>>25374979
PS, tits or gtfo!
SO FUCKING PERFECT
S O F U C K I N G P E R F E C T
God help me, I'll never have anything this beautiful in my life.
She looks kind of fat desu
>>25374905
she ugly like my scrotum
OP here, I didn't realize I attached the wrong picture.
>Thanks for buying me lunch, anon! You're such a nice guy, how come you don't have a girlfriend yet?
Well, to be frank, 8/10 coworker, I really don't want one all that bad. Love is a dangerous, life destroying thing that welds you someone who is most likely a terrible person for a random amount of time. I'd rather not get 7 years into a marriage, look across the table at my wife nursing my kid, and realize that I don't feel anything for her. When sex and affection are a button away in the modern world and everybody is a terrible person, why get close?
What? You think I'm paying for it? HAHAHAHA!
because im attracted to plants
>she plays the ukulele
>>25374726
Wondrous fairy princess
>>25374726
It's a nifty little instrument if you don't carry it around all the fucking time seeking attention because of it. It's just the female equivalent of the guy who plays guitar.
>>25374726
>not wanting a qt loli ukulele-playing gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4u8n_CjUDY
>tfw no GILF GF
Why live lads? i just want someone to fuck and that will bake me some cookies.
>tfw all I fap too is Gilf's
>tfw have no fucking idea how to get a gilf gf
milfs are understandable and accepted by all but I'm pretty sure everyone would be weirded out by a young man going for way older than that
>>25374723
i have never seen any decent gilf porn
>>25374806
It's the extra tabbo that makes it hotter
>>25374812
True. There are few "GILFs" that are attractive.
>Can't find any Skype\Steam\etc. friends, or groups, tobe lewd in
>>25374479
I'l be lewd with you if you buy me metal gear solid v
>>25375193
If you can't even afford a single video game, you're most likely underage to begin with.
>tfw can't find a weeb or steam friend just to be friends and have a good time
How come Elliot Rodger, even if you think he's retarded, you can hold at least one intrinsic of sympathy for but this guy is justCRAWWLING IN MY SKIIN
>T-the h-hh-hand that killed your s-sons now masturbates the the m-memory.. t(' ~ ' ` )
>No girl problems
>Didn't leave a manifesto detailing his failure and humiliation of being a virgin
>Just killed people because he was a psychopath, not because he felt snubbed by women and society
You might as well criticize r9k for not empathizing with Ted Bundy. I mean, dead normalfags is always a good thing so I can't complain
>>25374427
Stop putting words in my mouth, OP. Elliot was a fucking crybaby drama queen.
>Not hideously ugly
>Had friends
>Had money from parents
>Didn't work for anything in his life
>Expected EVERYTHING to be handed to him and threw literal temper tantrums when he didn't get it
>Constantly attention whored himself
He could have easily gotten a girl if his standard wasn't 10/10 model stacy.
>>25374738
yeah i know hes fucking hilarious but you can at least feel bad for him because he was too autistic to realize why he looked like a creep and his whole life was lead to believe he needed a girl
>normalfags abuse me all my life until I become a monster
>now they're scared of me and act like I'm the bad guy
You made your bed, normalscum
Now its time to die in it
>>25374391
o wow. kill yourself
>>25374391
Wew lad. Will this make the news?
>>25374391
wooooo
Go get em tiger!
What does /r9k/ think of trannies? If you got the chance, would you have sex with a tranny? I probably would desu. Some of them have really big nice asses, and I'm curious to see what cock tastes like, no homo. I think a tranny would be perfect because its a feminine dude, and you know how to please them and they know how to please you. I'd probably also experiment to see if I like getting fucked in the ass. No homo. I still like women, and I don't like men, but trannies turn me on a lot, as do feminine guys. I geuss I'm bisexual.
>>25374310
I would. Fucking a cute butt and seeing that feminine penis flop around would be the best.
Only one that's a pure, 10/10 trap. I wouldn't touch your pic related even for money. They'd basically have to be a chick with a dick.
>>25375113
Could you post a pic of an example anon? ;)
Who are you going to kiss on new years?
Going to kiss this bottle of beer on the top while lifting it up so the liquid falls into my mouth.
gonna kiss your mother's rectum
>>25374288
The barrel of a shotgun
Why is this, /r9k/?
To clarify, with the bum scenario... The bum is essentially offering the service of "good feelz" to everyone who walks by.
bump agjagqeghqeghqeghqeh
>>25374155
took me a while to get what the point of the image was.
It's most likely because women aren't specifically involved in any of the other scenarios. When something is morally grey, and a man and woman are involved, people will ALWAYS side with the woman, without fail.
>tfw extremists (of all ideologies) ruined the internet
What happened to the moderates?
>>25373770
>not being a radical misanthrope
Why, anon? Do you not realize how much fun it is to hate literally everyone?
THEM DAMN LIBTARD COMMIES TOOK OUR JERBS!
AND THEY TOOK OUR INTERNET!
JOIN ME FELLOW PATRIOT, AS WE BUILD THE WALL AND RESTORE THE MIDDLE CLASS! ...I MEAN MODERATES!
>>25373800
>thinks the embodiment of parasitic capitalism actually gives a shit about the middle class
oh wow
WHO UP NIGGAS
>>25374819
Reported. Enjoy your ban horsefucker.
Shieeeeet
Been sipping on that sweet ass 2 am coffee naamean? I'm fucking PUMPED to be completely honest with you, familia
Ayy nigga quit yo hollering, I'm gonna move some weight an Don need no cops on me . No wit I'm sayin
Anyone else feel free to Contribute.
Shit camera
Wanted to go to that direction through the ally but there was a gate
Found another way through that left the gate open
Waaah I want to have sex but it's hard waaahh nothing is more important to me than this waahhhhhh!!
let me guess OP, you've had so much sex you got sick of it
>>25373282
is reddit down or something?
>>25373307
>>>/tv/
your meme has no trade value here
