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What are other robots doing?
I'm inviting a bunch of friends to do some robo dx and nice bud.
Im gonna be home and play vidya with friends. Probably Rocket League.
watch cartoons and eat pizza
i'm going to be in my room lonely with myself, and me
What does it feel like to have a penis inside your asshole?
Like a dick in your ass.
>>25375757
like someone sticking a sausage into a warm bag of sand (you're the bag of sand)
>>25375757
Well if you haven't worked your way up from something smaller it's going to hurt a lot, bleed a lot and be horribly painful for the duration of the experience and weeks afterwards.
So, y'know, start small
Tired of Tinder? WHY NOT TRY RUMBLR?
>Advanced Cat Fishing
>Trick wannabe Chads to thinking they're going to beat my ass
>Don't Show Up
>Kek at the though of a pissed off semi-chad assaulting some random stranger in a parking lot for looking similar to me.
i dont think this is the board for that sort of thing
>>25374891
>call police
>have chad arrested
>repeat until all local chads have assault charges
mite b cool
Have you ever tried to kill yourself /r9k/?
>>25374581
no
Why do you ask this anon?
>>25374581
Yeah but I was 15 and a little bitch so I lived.
I considered doing it but never actually done it.
Welp... this is my 4th year of regular lottery gambling, and I still never in my life matched more than 3 numbers on any draw game, which equaled $1-20 won back per won, but I may have won $450 back, but may have spent $4500 gambling.
So, what do I do now? My mind is open to your suggestions. First chance I get next year I'm going to agency that can help me get employment and/or apply for disability/unemployment money (I am actually on autism spectrum), but I still can't give up hope and dreams of financial liberation. Do tell me, for those of you who have figured it out, what are some other more reliable, more achievable ways to break into wealth in a short matter of time without risking much money to begin with? I no some of you clever richbots are here, so do tell me your secrets for great justice.
If you insist on gambling I suggest getting into a form of it that allows you to rely on skill and knowledge. If you spend some time studying and watching sports you can do well at the sports book.
I only bet on football games and I'm like 130 dollars ahead right now.
>>25374276
Just spent five of my last ten dollars on a scatcher in a fuck all approach to having more booze money. Won twenty bucks.
Bretty stoked.
Anyone else know this delightful feeling?
My housemates are both gone for a month and now I an truly live how I want.
An example: All my clothes are in the drier until I wear them and put them in the washer. Then I will run the washer when the drier is empty and I am out of clothes. I can just be a lazy as I want and do whatever I want all day. Coming home from the few days I work has never felt better.
>>25374067
FUCK No. I WISH I DID
kek.
robot original
How often do robots brush their teeth?
Twice a day usually. Sometimes if I feel gross I will brush them in the middle of the day as well or after a meal.
Once a day
Once or twice a day just to avoid the normie dentist.
we /curvygirls/ now
Post some curvy girls.
There's nothing wrong with a big, soft woman but try to stop posting the exact same one.
>>25369770
Why can't I post the exact same one? Perfect is perfect.
>talk to "robot" who posts here
>he looks completely normal
>tall, fit, attractive, sociable
>has a group of friends, a job/is in college, goes to social gatherings
>has had multiple partners
>could get another just by beeing himself
Why the fuck are you faggots here? Unless you are a friendless loser who is so horrifyingly ugly/awkward that you've never had friends let alone been in the relationship then you should fuck off or at the very least stop trying to act like your situation is remotely comparable to anyone else here. You're just as bad as those girls who complain about being "foreveralone" because they haven't had a boyfriend in over a week.
>>25374923
who cares its not like anyone can stop them if they wanna be a robot.
You didn't realize this place is just full of failed less-than-200 friend on facebook normies ERPing as KHV incels?
It has nice casual conversation about things I like and oddities of life
Who /suicidal/ here?
fuck you robot
There is nothing glamorous about self-harm or suicide. Stop turning it into your special snowflake syndrome. Fuck off.
uh, OP, do you want help or something?
>>25374522
>>25374503
Geez, I didn't know it was faggot day.
Why does our society enable narcissists to such a massive degree? I had this pop up in my facebook feed. She regularly posts shit like this fishing for attention, along with statuses fishing for compliments. Beta orbiters feed her all day.
>>25373969
I don't understand why you're upset. She's dressed up, did her make up, and looks nice, so she took a couple of pictures and uploaded it. What's the big deal?
>>25373969
Pls don't post my facebook pictures here.
>>25374022
This is a daily thing for her. In fact a multiple times a day thing for her. Her dad is at the point of unfriending her on facebook due to some of the more risque pics.
Pepe is dead.
He has been claimed by normalscum who post him on social media, Reddit, and meme-sharing websites (although that seems a little redundant)
We need a replacement.
create one ITT
>>25369590
This is good, right
Made it in PAINT.net
>>25369590
This is lele, he can be used to convey various emotions
>>25369590
This ugly yellow freak named Yarl.
Major feels thread. Have any of you robots ever been molested as a child?
>>25360784
no
i was not a sexy child
Recently I've become worried I have repressed memories of abuse, always been weird about sex but not totally dysfunctional, I have vague memories of sucking a drop of milk from my stepmothers breast (which is weird) when I was like 3 and wouldn't be surprised if my dad and her did some sick shit I've forgotten about but haunts me subconsciously
One of my male friends asked me if I wanted him to suck my cock.I let him do it. Shit was cash.
>Go out to a club alone , thinking maybe I could get to meet a girl.
>See exgf sucking face with a 40 year old dude.
>Freeze up , rage rises.
>Can't even talk anymore.
>Gulp down my alcoholic beverage.
>Get into my car
>Put on loud music.
>Scream and rage my way back to my house.
>Cry myself to sleep
>Wake up next day without a voice.
>>25377483
>Go out to a club alone ,
Well you re
>See exgf
Fuck off
>>25377483
I feel you man. Never had a girl, but sometimes I rage so hard I wake up without a voice too.
>>25377547
It's almost like a psychotic episode.
It was like " WHY CANT I FORGET YOUUUUUUUUUUU , WHY DO YOU STILL DOOOOOOOOOOO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEE
I CAN DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
I CAN DOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
I CAN FUCKING DOOOO IIIIIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGG
IM GONNNAA DOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
"
These kinds of meltdowns are happening way more often now . like almost once a week.
Who /antinatalism/ here
What's so distressing about it? You're certainly not being told it's the best thing you can do with your life all the time, anyhow.
>>25377456
Conscious life was a mistake.
>>25377456
More like who /crybaby/ here?
