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>when you slip out and she puts you back in
Haha yes I can totally relate.
I wish she'd just let me stay out of my retard harness. I want to roam free.
>>25376886
that picture makes me feel.
What do you robots think 2016 will be like?
Considering my life has been going downhill for the past few years, especially 2015, I think this coming year will be terrible.
Another year of the same shit.
>>25376792
>Considering my life has been going downhill for the past few years, especially 2015, I think this coming year will be terrible.
This.
Another year of decay.
i'm not gonna have a 2016
killing myself tomorrow. feels peaceful
do you eat your pizza rolls with a sauce on the side? if so, which? if you eat them as is, why?
im more of a barbecue or sriracha-ranch guy.
come on guys? are we just tendies freaks or can we vary our diet a bit?
>>25376616
Didn't know this was a thing people did sounds pretty good though, might try it with barbecue sauce later today.
>>25376616
I'm part of the Totino's lifestyle, I'll admit it.
Geek male identity has been reduced to Kylo Ren impotently thrashing a computer with a sword, says journalist.
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/geek-male-identity-has-been-reduced-to-kylo-ren-impotently-thrashing-a-computer-with-his-sword-this-a6790401.html
>>25376595
yeah but how 'bout dese dubs
>>25376595
>says journalist
one not worthy of catching my click with his bait
>they took away our voice and we need better representation in all major forms of media
I honestly can't tell what is and isn't a meme anymore, nothing feels real man.
here some's OP, you'll learn soon
Rampant abuse of the word has robbed it of any meaning.
>>25376704
so nothing is a meme?
>December 31st, 6:06 PM
>December 30th, 11:09 PM
>December 31, 2:39 AM
>December 31st, 6:06 PM
It's that time.
who /masteryofself/ here?
>get angry
>realize I am angry
>think about why I am angry
>think about what actions I want to take
>realize taking said action will not benefit me in any way
>let anger pass over me
>/masteryofself/
>wastes time on /r9k/
Meditation is godtier. Buddhism is buttfuck retarded and anybody who believes for a second in any eastern philosophy should be fucking hanged.
I started meditating 4 days ago (don't laugh) and my mind is so different. I don't have to sit here and browse r9k. I now have the willpower to do whatever the fuck I want.
In fact, fuck this place. Never coming back.
>>25376348
>tfw all emotion become indifferent to you and meaningless and you cease to feel anything at some point.
can no one else here just not see themselves in a relationship?
when i think of me fucking a girl i think its disgusting
everyone on this board claims to be the lowest of the low while still there about threads constantly "how do I get a girIfriend" "how do I get someone to love me"
why would you want that if you were really irredeemable
it doesnt make sense to me
I want to know there are people here that can say that they dont even think of it as a reasonable thing anymore to even be a part of society
I was born as an outsider and there is nothing I'll try to do to come in because it wasn't meant to be so I'll make my own path
Just ignore them anon.
They are idiotic, narcissistic goyim.
You and me, we're different.
>>25376149
>why would you want that if you were really irredeemable
Because I wish so hard that one singular person would find something redeemable in me.
Over time I've become more and more xenophobic.
By this point having any intimate or close relationship with another person seems foreign to me.
Have any of you had a nightmare involving a female?
>go to bed after a long road trip at 10:30 pm
>have dream where I'm in the house I used to live in
>It looked like it aged for decades; trash, broken objects, decadence everywhere
>shady girl appears out of nowhere
>immediately attacks me
>attempt to run and hide from this creature
>scared as shit
>she finds me
>she doesn't attack, she just glares at me menacingly
That's all I can remember from the nightmare
>going into my room
>open the door and head in
>mom is there with a revolver
>shoots me in the head
Then it was dark for a long time. Still have no idea why I had this dream as a kid.
>>25375980
>>25375980
I've had a few.
Here's one.
>be in hospital
>pretty empty save for one nurse at nurse station and stranger in the set of seats across from me
>dead quiet even for a hospital, not even a beep from a monitor and its freezing inside
>stranger leaves without making a sound
>nurse quietly walks up to me
>stabs me in the shoulder unprovoked and without speaking
>tussle with her for the knife, end up freeing it from her grasp
>sink it into her throat with all of my might, keep pushing for a few seconds until i hear a satisfying pop i assume came from her spine
>sit back down listening to her gurgle lying lifeless on the ground
>wake up
Have at least 2 more if interested.
>>25376196
More pleasethis comment is pretty original m8
How close can psychopathy be related to autism?
I've noticed some similarities in a few test subjects (friends)
>generally cold demeanor
>detached from reality in some way
>aloof
>unaware of social cues and subtleties
>can be set off at the slightest thing, frequently expressing violent tendencies
>selfish, always obsessed with their wants and desires and tend not to think about others much
>socially stunted in general
Are psychopathy and autism literally the same thing?
>>25375976
oh yeah, and
>little to no empathy
>>25375976
The difference is in the social environment.
Psychopath are successful and able to manipulate people to do their binding.
While autists lack the ability to do so and are frowned upon by society.
The psychopath look for friendship in a matter that will gain himself. While an autist look for friendship but himself cannot comprehend the social cues. Basically they have both similarity but both of them aren't the same.
Very different based on all the brain studies.
Autists feel emotions very strongly and are capable of empathy (it's just difficult) while psychopaths are simply not capable of it.
You may come together, in the lust of summer,
And she may stay with you, to see the autumn colours,
And love you through the winter, in your warm and cozy home,
But by the time that spring arrives... she'll be gone.
>tfw you can't relate to the majority of r9k's feels because you don't want a gf
Anyone else comfortable with being alone?
>>25375918
kinda yea. its not that i dont want one. ive vowed a long time ago to never get one and im sticking to it
>>25375918
post some other feels thenim jealous
You know what it it smash dat muhfuckin like buttin breh
The return of the robot really did kill the black humor threads didn't it?Since y'know, ya can't be postin' without roastin'
Fair price to pay I guess, board is much improved because of it
what it be famm
black tweet thread
I'd like to open this thread with a semi-personal story.
Yesterday, at around 11am, I received a call from a very close friend. I had driven out of state for work and was on my way back home when the call came through. Surprised because he never calls me midday during a weekday, I pick up. I answer with a joke but his tone is somber and serious. He immediately tells me "K", his gf, broke up with him.
I'll greentext the rest for the sake of brevity. I'll refer to my friend as "J" and his gf as "K".
>J and K were together for nearly 5 years
>relationship started with them essentially being fuck buddies
>K explicitly stated she wanted nothing serious and didn't take J seriously
>K was also fucking another guy during this time
>J was aware of this yet still pursued a relationship with K
>At some point, K asked to move in with J because she didn't want to live with her dad anymore
>That was her only reason for wanting to move in with J
>J was aware of this
(He's cucking his own shit up at this point)
>Eventually J and K started growing closer and became a couple
>5 years later K breaks up with J saying she needs to "find herself"
>She's now living in J's apartment for the next two months rent free until she has enough saved to move out
>The two months are rent free because J did electric work on the building for the landlord
>J now how has to find a new place he can afford on his own or move out of state and completely restart his life
His gf is now ignoring him and acting like a bitch whenever she does talk him, even though he was never a dick to her AND he's letting her stay in his apartment.
I blame him entirely for not seeing the warning signs from the beginning. Let this be a lesson, robots. Loneliness is better than being a beta provider.
Also, an important side note:
K's mom cucked her dad and cheated on him with like 100 different guys so her parents are divorced because of her whore mother.
K's sister has cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had. She was with her most recent bf for 5 months then fell for some guy at her job. So, she broke up with her bf, flew to Costa Rica with the guy from work and fucked him, then came back and got back with her boyfriend after a week.
>women
>not even ONCE
Isn't it HIS apartment? Why doesn't he kick her out of the place?
Also he deserves what he got. Fucking omega fagot, christ
>>25375268
He doesn't want to kick her out because he's trying to be nice, I guess. I don't really know why. She's treating him like shit for no reason.
She says she's treating him like shit so he knows it's really over between them, but really I think she's just a bitch.
Explain your story and how it happened
>>25375109
sure.
i paid for a massage. went into her apartment, she had a private room.
told her i was a virgin and if she would fuck me, she said yes. she ended up pegging me with her strap on for a bit before letting me fuck her with a condom on. i lasted maybe 30 seconds inside her if that.
Ahaha...yean
Isn't there currently another thread with this same topic?
are tendies still a thing?
>Eating hormone filled tendies while slurping liquid diabetes
le happy merchant face
>>25374999
Yes, people still batter/crumb chicken and then deep-fry it.
Dead meme
