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What's it like having a conversation with a gril over a drink?
>massive shit talking in general
>"fuck men, bff's forever!"
>ear shattering laughter every time a joke is made at someone's expense
>positive nihilism
This is all given that you're not on a date, and actually getting drunk with a friend, not just breaking the ice over light beer and cosmos because you've forced yourself to believe dating isn't awkward as fuck.
>>25376611
Basically this.
When it IS a date or similar, you just sit there trying to talk while pretending you don't either want to leave or want to immediately go fuck each other. (And if you're me, are so good at pretending that nothing happens and you both go home horny.)
>a bunch of boring drivel about my life
oh wow thats cra-
>more inconsequential bullshit
>oh anon, what do u do for fun?
who /5'7/ here?
QUITE LITERALLY worst height 2bh
>>25377432
Yea I'm barely 5'8, an I'm barely 130 lbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5dh8NcQq70
>5'7" weighing 230 lbs
I dont even try anymore
This is a boy, you jelly fembots?
>>25376401
All I see is one fat piece of human garbage.
>>25377583
Could be John Travoltaherself.
>masculine, old looking face
>tattoos
>attention whores online
Nah
What are you doing to help promote gender equality?
I guess I'll paint my nails then.
>>25376003
I subject women to the same standards they subject us to.
What would happen if a man from the 1920's were transported to our times?
>meet the perfect girl
>she's everything I could want and more
>small talk at first
>finally start loosening up around her
>I can tell she really likes me
>things are going excellently
>she gives me her number, wants to talk to me
>start to fall for each other
>finally, that feel when someone loves you back
>then things become blurry
>the next thing you know,I'm waking up
>become depressed all day
Anyone else have dreams about falling in love with some girl you've never met before? The dreams are so fucking great, I hate waking up from them because it leaves me depressed all day. Also, dream thread
Yea, those are the worst.
>>25375726
every single night
thinking about falling in love is the only way i can fall asleep anymore
fuck hollywood and everything else for indoctrinating me as a kid to believe everyone will find love, this is bullshit
>>25375726
I had a dream that I partook in a death tournament. It was actually pretty fucking cool. I just have to remember a chunk of it that I forgot.
Have normies EVER come up with a good Internet meme? It seems that all they do is ruin what people with a higher powerlevel created.
I guess not then.
>>25375659
Normies don't use the internet for anything other than social media and news.
best meme 2015 onwardoribinal comend
You guys are nothing more than pathetic cowards
Why live when you're too weak to even endure the pain that comes from life?
Why live when you're too much of a coward to even try achieving your goals?
All I see here is complaining, as if your fate was predetermined or that youre victim of some conspiracy of sorts
The world is cruel and unfair. That makes learning to smile all the more important
You only have three choices
1- Make peace with your mediocrity and live a humble but happy life
2- Have the drive, the courage and the perseverence to reach your goals or die trying
3- FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
I'll choose option 4.
4- Do nothing about your problems and die alone.
>implying I'm brave enough to kill myself
>>25375539
>>25375515
Option 5, call OP a faggot.
Who /hideous/ here?
>bullied in middle/highschool
>never had friends past elementary
>people look at me weird in public
>never even been close to being in a relationship
>would settle for literally anyone who was nice to me
I'd kill to look like half the people who post on this board, even the less attractive ones, better than being disgusting.
i think i'm pretty ugly, like a 4/10 with max effort
never posted my face on 4chan but i see people who are much more attractive than me post their faces and get rated 5/10, so i'm basically fucked
>>25375575
I've posted before, been told I'm incredibly ugly with no chance of ever looking decent. Pretty much given up.
you guys actually use 4chan to rate attractiveness?
most of the people rating are fat neets that put people down because of their own insecurities.
desu imo most of the people who post are very much average, the real uggos are mostly 2 afraid.
Well, /r9k/? Pick a power and tell me what you'd do with it. Just use it for personal gain, maybe become a super hero? Plan to gain riches?
To be honest, I'd go with telekinesis. It's not the most practical, but I'd feel like a god. I wouldn't go full Chronicle, though. You should never go full Chronicle.
>>25375555
Time stop
I'm now the fastest man alive, win fights/races for money
>>25375555
precognition. Literally win everything if your half decent at life.
time stop
then I could cum on ANYTHING ANYWHERE I WANTED
Is it gay that I want to try sucking dick? I'm just curious whether it will feel good or not.
It's not gay if you don't kiss the guy
/lgbt/ faggot, stop making this goddamn thread every day
sage goes in options field
yeah, it's gay.
It's also almost 2016. Nobody cares anymore.
It's 5pm on New Years Eve here in Ausfalia and in 3 hours I'm going to drop two hits of acid and watch some fireworks off the Sydney Harbour Bridge...by myself.
What are my other drug addled lonely anons doing at midnight?
Fireworks don't start for another 7 hours m8
>>25375394
Newcastle guy here.
Also going to be alone for NYE, probably just going to sit in my room and drink and learn the current version of dwarf fortress.
>>25375421
Acid will kick in at 9, time for the kiddie fire works and I should be in a good place for midnight.
LSD lasts quite a while anon.
>dating a coal burning latina whore
>implying all latinas aren't this way
pro tip, they are
t. hispanic male
>>25375353
What ethnicity are you?
>FEEDING THE ROBOT
>>25375448
Mexican
All latinas are whores and they have the most shit personalities. Don't ever date one.
But i Did date a coalburning latina and it was great
>Age 20
>5'9 male
>143 pounds
Am I considered skeleton?
I live a fairly active lifestyle and eat 3 meals a day.
What about you all? Any skeletons out there?
>>25374443
That isn't skeleton. Well within healthy range. You must be an american to think that is skeletontier.
Is 5'6 110 lbs skeleton?
>>25374478
Its true a lot of fellow males weigh more than me.
I guess thats not the worlds standards though since my country has a mcdonalds in every town
What do you do when you're globally banned for 3 days and can't reset your router?
shitpost from my phone. Those faggot mods will never catch me
>>25374198
report OP for ban evasion
>>25374198
How did you even post this if you're banned?
Anyway, delete 4chan cookies and get a new IP address, it's not hard.
Stuff that triggers wagekeks
>Oh yeah, I brought my own bags
>>25372895
The nearby city has paper bag fees and plastic bag bans. These things are almost the norm.
>>25372895
If you ever want to really ruin a wageslave's day, go to a grocery store that has paper bags and ask the bagger or cashier to double bag the paper bags. It's fucking ridiculous and useless unless the customer has a lot of items he or she wants bunched in one bag. But other than that it pisses me the fuck off and makes me hate you. The management and corporate also hate this because paper bags are much more expensive.
>>25372940
I work front end at a grocery store so these are just things that trigger me. Reusable bags are a fucking hassle and just downright stressful. I like to organize shit and it's hard to do with paper and reusable bags. People just throw shit on the lane with stuff unseparated and it's tedious to organize everything with these bags because everything starts to pile up and it takes ages to put all the cold stuff (etc.) in one bag.
