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>ex gf is probably out getting plowed and fucked tonight
>i'll be playing battlefront and finishing what little whiskey I have left
>>25380374
iktfb
she's in Australia and I'm in Italy
I can't physically stop the eventual intercontinental cuckening
JUST
Separated from wife a year ago. Still have nightmares where she's getting fucked and I'm trying to stop her. Can't stand the idea of dating because I see her negative traits in all women now.
Cheaters get just what they want while those who were loyal are punished for fidelity.
>worrying about that meaningless shit
I know it sounds harsh but those exes are meaningless cause they could care less about what you are doing.
So I mooved to my own apartment a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without the cashier and other customers laughing? I've been using kitchen paper until now because I'm afraid.
>>25380340
dont give a fuck about what others think, do you think they havent bought toilet paper in their life?
>>25380340
Are you seriously ashamed of buying toilet paper? Are you from the 1840s?
le afraid to buy toilet paper meme
so fresh and new meme
tfw no pure kind hearted gf
Get drunk, get on Facebook.
Find her.
The one who won't reject you completely is one who cares about you.
Women can't be pure or kind hearted
>>25380370
They can be kind-hearted.
I don't know what your definition of pure is.
How can you not care about friendships, robots?
It seems like a lot of anons that post on here don't care about being lonely or anything like that.
It's difficult trying not to give a shit about being lonely, especially when you work a job where there's always people being social and having fun together.
I very rarely hear anyone here say they don't want friends. I want some but I'm a shut-in neet so I have no opportunities to make any.
>>25380202
They're 15-25 years old pretend-schizoids.
I want friends but at the same time I don't. I feel extremely uncomfortable anytime I am forced around family I've known for years let a lone strangers. Fight/Flight hits me and need to escape. When I finally make it alone I feel the pressure drop off away from me and I feel temporarily better, but eventually I start feeling alone again. This is a vicious cycle that I've been stuck in my entire life. It is truly suffering. I can't remember a time in my life where I wasn't like this, it's just what I've been like my entire life.
I feel like I should probably be on some type of meds. But I haven't been to the doctor in over a decade so that probably wont happen.
>tfw no qt gfhavent seen one of these threads in a while
The whole board revolves around this feel
I think you can achieve more without a girlfriend occupying your time. Sure it's nice to be with someone, but leave it until you've got your life on track.
This place has turned into normie central, you're not going to find many feels threads anymore.
>tfw you blow someone the fuck out so hard they stop replying
>tfw you go to do things afk and some virgin manchild on the internet thinks they "blow you the fuck out"
>tfw you leave thread to fuck gf
>>25380686
Crack the penis and its like
I have see the shaft on the horizon
Everytime i look around
Wave after wave
Waaaave after wave
Wave after wave
Of cum on my anus
And I just can't see the ending
Pulling behind the penis
Pulling behind the shaft
And I just can't shake it
>All those mid 20's balding fucks with a cute gf I see in the subway
>All those manlet I see with a cute gf when I'm walking in the streets
>All those ugly beta looking faggots with a cute serious student qt gf I see at uni
Was I being memed on? Is "just bee urself ;)" actually a thing? What Am I doing it wrong? I'm average looking, taller than most girls, and I still have hair on my fucking head and yet, no girls even look in my general direction, I'm literally invisible to them, even 3/10 girls seem to be out of reach for me.
If girls want Chad, how do you explain the fact that I see shitload of non chads with cute gfs?
Who else /clueless/ here?
are you here niggers?
>>25380012
You see anon, we are defective being so inmorder to get gfs we must change until we reach a point in which people can distinguish you from an interesting normie
>>25380132
why is it necessary for me to change other people, including bald fucks and fucking manlets can get easy pussy while being themselves?
Got a bunch of cigars for Christmas.
Never had nicotine before in my life, will cigars get me addicted? I don't plan on smoking them everyday, just once in a while. I don't want them to dry out or go bad either, since they're really nice looking.
lmao nah man, you're fine, geez.
smoking is honestly gay as fuck if i can be honest
>smells bad
>addicting
>makes your teeth and breath gross
>literally unironically putting a long slender object called a "fag" in your mouth
>>25379840
just keep them as a memento you fucking retard
who /gyno/ here?
making my life a misery
cannot afford surgery on neetbux....
You're already a fat fuck, wont hurt your image much
>>25379702
Can you get em cut off in some other way?
I have it, but I don't have tits just giant puffy nipples.
Women that are upset that they have small boobs can get free impants on NHS, but an actual medical condition with a mans nipples is 'cosmetic'.
>tfw
should I just end my life?
>>25379622
Nah its not a big deal.
Lmao, that body looks like pepe
>>25379622
Yes; with a shotgun to the chest.
http://www.xvideos.com/video14706023/bitch_aint_gunna_know_who_got_her_pregnant_lol
>tfw no m8s and a whore to perform a competitive sperm race wih waged bets
>>25379581
A few years ago I would have felt bad for her, but now? It's just another roastie toasted, nigga.
>>25379729
You think that sort of thing happened back when slaves were around? I imagine a group of men gang raping a slave then seeing how similar her offspring looks compared to them.
>Winner get two new slaves
>be me, your average 20 years old ugly kissless virgin loser
>used to be a NEET
>got a job in an office, but they tell me that 10 girls basically work there and i'll be the only male
>scared as fuck but i accept it because i trusted the "get out of your comfort zone" normie bullshit
>started 4 days ago, girls are nice but i'm a total sperglorg so they talk while i just listen
>everything was alright though
>yesterday girls told me "maria comes tomorrow, you will see, she LOVES men, she will probably stay with you a lot lol"
>go to work tomorrow, i open the door
>maria is in front of me
>i say "hi" and goes for the cheek kiss since thats what everybody does there since im here
>she stares at me awkwardly
>it becomes extremely awkward
>i just leave and say hi to everybody else
>she didnt even say a fucking word
>she didnt talk to me the whole day
>she said goodbye to everyone except me
I hate my life so fucking much. I think i will quit my job as soon as possible, i'm pretty sure this whore told what happened to the other girls and they are laughing at me. I was just being delusional, i believed the fucking normies and i forgot how awful girls were.
Follow my advice fellow robots, DON'T even bother trying, everything is hopeless for us.
This evening this bitch will probably party hard and get fucked by tons of chads, and i'll be at home, alone, thinking about what happened. I hate my parents for giving birth to me, i wish i could be dead. Fuck.
>>25379392
Dude, chill, she probably don't even remember too, and if she does, chad is more important for her than the nerdy ugly guy from her job
If you care that much, try saying hi after a few days, but don't be a sperglord this time, she is just a whore with a stinky pussy
At least you have a job too, wagecucking has it's good sides
>>25379477
>At least you have a job too, wagecucking has it's good sides
This. I want a job to take my mind off this bullshit called life.
>maria, a creep think you like him, you should avoid him
>"yes anon, maria will love you :DD"
>I discovered my father is seeing a woman
>3 years after my mother died
>he forgets 25 years of marriage and goes all out latin lover
Honestly familia I'm beginning to crumble. I wish I could move but I have no money. Better yet, I wish he was gone. No respect for the dead.
u jelly m9?
3 years seems like a reasonable time to be quite honest
A friend of mine's dad married another woman within 3 months of his mom dying of cancer. He disowned him after that and rightfully so
If a woman did this to a man /r9k/ would be apoplectic with rage
she's going to divorce me. wtf do I do? I have nowhere to live.
Become an hero faggot.
>>25379358
dont have the balls
Find some family members you can live with for a while to get back on your feet, after you amassed some money buy your own place stay out of the dating scene for a while just until you're ready to start again, all I can really say OP
All humans are dead. You are the only person on Earth.
What do you do?
>>25378667
the same thing im doing now
>tfw everyone is already dead to me
>>25378667
Kill myself since there's finally no one to judge me for doing so.
play games on my gameboy and talk to my stuffed animals. make trips to deserted shopping centers for food and batteries when i need it, but try to limit them since it would be 2spooky4me
