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>tfw its going to be 2016 in a few hours
>mfw another year on 4chan
You're lucky to have this place fgt.
Hiroshima totally fucked us but still
>>25382939
>Implying he isn't lurking right now with his girlfriend to laugh at the stupid American cucks
Aaand another year passes with no gf. That's one more successful year!
Robots, what innovative strategies will you use in 2016 to make sure you won't get a gf?
>>25381389
maybe kill myself
>>25381840
that would be quite efficient...
>>25381840
Thats cheating
Fuck new years. Fuck Christmas season. Fuck people. Fuck entitled hippies. Fuck tactless Jamaicans. All I want to do is smoke weed and make music but I have to work all day every day and be social all night. I need my own house to move dope so I can quit my day job and do nothing but music dot the rest of my life.
Fuck
What artists do you like?
How would you guys react if your son turns out to be an weaboo?
>>25381176
I wouldn't care much as I am one too.
The thing is that is has to be within reason and moderation just as other media or anything.
If it goes beyond limit I will put some deadline and some pression on the board to assure that he will graduate and had a chance to a decent life.
>>25381176
>not being an antinatalist
Do you really want to bring more robots into this world of suffering?
Weebs are lower on the cringe scale than failed normies
At least weebs gave up on 3d, robots are iredeemable and too autistic to even figure that out
>mfw offline on steam and battlenet because pretending to have a life on new years
This is going to be me tonight, sucks cause I want to play games online
>mfw I never gave a single fuck what people think about my life
>>25380994
If someone is online to see you it just mean they don't have life either
Why haven't human evolved to the point where all women have big fat titties
Because DFC is infinitely superior.
>>25381951
its alright anon. Give ot 10-20 years and all qts will have nice fat tiddies
>>25381951
woah, those look firm too
fuck
I'M A GONER
SOMEBODY CATCH MY BREATH
I WANT TO BE KNOWN BY YOU
>21 Pilots
Fuck off normies
THOUGH IM WEAK
BEATEN DOWN
You guys got any ideas how to raise a daughter so that she turns out a lesbian? Let's be honest, it would make it a lot easier as a father.preferably not a butch dyke
>>25382456
I've heard that lesbians don't like hard wood floors or tiles.
Avoid them in your house.
>>25382456
you fucker haha. stop with the baby talk and just tell us you wank to your daughter haha
Try feeding her just the right amount of testosterone boosting foods.
>"I'm sorry I've been so ill this past week Anon. If you want to go out without me tonight to celebrate the new year I'll understand. Are you sure? Oh Anon, but I don't want you to be stuck here with me if you don't want to. Sure, sure? Okay, how about I make us a real fancy meal then, just to say thank you? Then I guess we can lie here in the dark and watch the fireworks over the river together, or watch a movie, whatever you want to do. Okay?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bXUclvLSXg]
>"Oh wow look at that one. Gosh you know I just realized I haven't watched fireworks up close in like, five years. Thanks for this Anon, and not just tonight. I've really enjoyed visiting your hometown and meeting your family. I can tell they mean a lot to you and that they a lot of you. I love you a lot Anon, I know it sounds silly saying it out loud like this but I really do. Happy new year Anon, I know next year is going to be just wonderful."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwLlvcDi4PQ]
>"Anon I finally chose the book I want to buy. Sorry for making you wait. But if you ever asked me to marry you I wouldn't make you wait for an answer hehe."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOU_zWdhAoE
>"Well here it is, the new year's finally here! Hey Anon, thanks for making this past year the best year of my life. I'm so glad we met, and it feels like only yesterday when I sat by you in class and we first said hello. I still remember how tense you were when we first started hanging out, at first I thought you just thought I was annoying. I hope next year goes well Anon, and I know as long as I have you by my side it will."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKGgLLZemSU]
Why do you guys think you deserve a gf when you buy products like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM
Women are not sex objects for you to enjoy.
No, they are objects to be beaten and abused.
>Birb.
>>25381926
You are totally Fucking right OP. Woman are not just objects for us to enjoy. They are just organisms with the sole purpose of procreation, But so are we so really your point is just Fucking retarded
>>25381926
>posts half nude pictures
>why people comment my ass what a freaks
Smh senpai what is a normie desu
>>25381798
>rare lewd pepe
Smh senpai senpai SENPAI SENPAI GET RID OF THESE FILTERS HIRO
do you think we can have our memes back for new years?
I want to turn my life around once and for all. Honestly I'm sick of being unhappy and dead inside. Need a change. I really want this year to be different. I want to be reborn. How do you I genuinely improve myself as a person and see real tangible day to day progress? What should I do? All advice appreciated.
Get out of /r9k/.
>>25381788
Figure out the issues and try to make a change in your life. It doesn't have to be large scale but taking it a step at a time works.
>>25381788
only advice i can give is that even when you fail at the beginning, keep going.- dont hope for a miracle - they dont exist
>You will never be as lucky as Jim from the Office was
daily reminder you will NEVER get your Pam
STFU ANON WE WILL.
>>25381893
> fiction
> reality
stop watching tv friendo
>>25381931
exactly what im saying
office is just a fiction and thus unrealistic
we will nver get the girl
What does /r9k/ thlnk of traps?
Personally I love them, much more than real girls.
>>25381896
In deed, chicks with dicks <3
disgusting, and both of you are gay
Is Wendy's a meme restaurant?
>pretzle bun
>siracha nugget sauce
>baconator
>bacon on le everything
>BACON hahah lmao i love bacon sooo much BACON is LITERALLY life ok.
God fucking damn it i'm triggered. Bacon is meme food now.
>>25381546
Wendy's bacon burgers are fucking gross, though.
>soggy, square burger
>soggy, greasy limp bacon
Also don't eat bacon unless you want cancer.
>>25381546
Redpill me on Pretzel buns, are they good?
