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I just want a girl with a phat ass senpai.
I just want sauce pls
The Highschool Jock has picked you to be quarter back on the last play of the big game. What do you do?
Fumble so I crush the hopes of all those normie faggots
>>25382295
> run towards bleachers
> find some cunt Stacy
> throw it right into her face
> run away
> acquire free football gear to wipe ass on
>>25382295
hand it off to the running backI don't know how to throw a football properly
if we're down by a touchdown and there's 40 yards to go I'll make up some bullshit about how I was trying to fool the defense in such an obvious passing situation
If I get a fat bf with a cute face and got him to go to the gym with me and get in shape and become hot would he:
1. stay with me forever because I loved him when nobody else did so he has to stay loyal?
2. eventually leave me for a prettier girl now that he's chad and can get any girl he wants?
>>25382235
Who cares, roastie?
Depends on the guy, and on you.
>>25382235
Men are loyal, he'd probably stay with you if you did show him love and attention when he was fat.
Guess my girlfriend's ethnicity /r9k/ !!!!!!
the kongo
>>25382229
Is her name Nina?
>>25382229
White or mostly (+80%) white
Do you think women are more likely to follow through with their new years resolutions?
do people really set new year resolutions?
if their resolutions include being whores who suck chad cock then of course
i wud like a sauce on that pls family
I AM FROG AND FROG IS ME
I AM FROG AND FROG IS ME
I AM FROG AND FROG IS ME
I AM FROG AND FROG IS ME
>>25382109
>WE ARE NOT WHO WE ARE
>WE ARE NOT WHO WE ARE
>WE ARE NOT WHO WE ARE
>WE ARE NOT WHO WE ARE
Weilcome to the new years meme thread were we gatha to cre8 the neW ME ME
MEME HAHAHAHA MEMES HAHA POOPOOPEE
WEEEEE MEMES
HEHE POOP PEE POO POO PEEPEE *farts* HAHAHA
*snifs* HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
MEMES HEHEHE
HAHA POOPOO PEEE PEE LMAO LOLS I PEE ON MY POO POO. DADA DOO DOO? FUNNY MEMEE MEMES MAYMAY PEE PEE. I USE MY WEE WEE. PEENUS WEENUS HAHA. MEMES. LOL. PEE POOP POOPY MEMES. PEEPY MEEMS. LMAO DOES ANYONE ELSE POOP ON THEIR PEE LOL? I PEE ON MY PEE ON MY POOP. PEESCEPTION? LOLS. CAN YOU POOP ON YOUR PEE? I WANT TO POOP ON MY POOPOO. DADA HELP ME. I NEED TO GO DOODOO. AND AFTER DOODOO NEED TO GO PEE PEE ON MY POO POO.HAHA POOPOO PEEE PEE LMAO LOLS I PEE ON MY POO POO. DADA DOO DOO? FUNNY MEMEE MEMES MAYMAY PEE PEE. I USE MY WEE WEE. PEENUS WEENUS HAHA. MEMES. LOL. PEE POOP POOPY MEMES. PEEPY MEEMS. LMAO DOES ANYONE ELSE POOP ON THEIR PEE LOL? I PEE ON MY PEE ON MY POOP. PEESCEPTION? LOLS. CAN YOU POOP ON YOUR PEE? I WANT TO POOP ON MY POOPOO. DADA HELP ME. I NEED TO GO DOODOO. AND AFTER DOODOO NEED TO GO PEE PEE ON MY POO POO.HAHA POOPOO PEEE PEE LMAO LOLS I PEE ON MY POO POO. DADA DOO DOO? FUNNY MEMEE MEMES MAYMAY PEE PEE. I USE MY WEE WEE. PEENUS WEENUS HAHA. MEMES. LOL. PEE POOP POOPY MEMES. PEEPY MEEMS. LMAO DOES ANYONE ELSE POOP ON THEIR PEE LOL? I PEE ON MY PEE ON MY POOP. PEESCEPTION? LOLS. CAN YOU POOP ON YOUR PEE? I WANT TO POOP ON MY POOPOO. DADA HELP ME. I NEED TO GO DOODOO. AND AFTER DOODOO NEED TO GO PEE PEE ON MY POO POO.
"Hey, Anon, do you mind babysitting my son for the night? I'm going to be working late this New Year's Eve. I'll order you a munchie box and buy you some games on Steam."
>>25382003
Nah, I was gonna smoke weed and jerk off tonite.
>>25382003
you went to red square and didn't find a babysitter for your kid?
>tfw tomorrow is a new year and a new me
>>25382119
actually no
you will be the same person you are today, tomorrow is just another day w/o any significants whatsoever
sorry to burst your bubble
>>25382119
>a new year
>older
>more things that I need to catch up on
>>25382119
kek
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/muh original comment
>Started of the year getting friendzoned
>she turned what were all my friends against me by claiming I raped her
>Went into depression
>barely passed the year in college
>spent summer never leaving my room only watching anime and playing games
>friendzone girl came back saying she missed me saying her boyfriend was a dick and she kinda had a crush on me
>fell for it
>started hangning out, helped her with her problems etc.
>back at college, made new friends
>new hot guy shows up at college
>friendzone girl friendzones me again starts fucking hot guy
>friendzone girl turns new friends against me too
>back to not leaving my room again anymore
what a shitty year
If this really happened I would really, really, really like it if you were to kill yourself you fucking betabaiter
Did anyone actually enjoy 2015? Another shit year.
bump
bumplox
>>25382055
One of the worst years of my life tbqh family
>turned 20
>still a virgin
>still lonely
>still depressed
>still unfulfilled
I have a lot more friends, but that's pretty much the only upside to this time last year. I have low hopes for 2016.
> tfw when waifu schmitty uploads a new vid
does /r9k/ like our third life? Post your favourite youtubers.
husbando
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIO1VkRcvpI
>>25382409
fuck that normie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZKhg7wjYAg
I used to follow these guys but their channel went to complete shit in the past few years.
I still listen to their podcast, but that's about it.
This time of year is the fucking worst
Why are you browsing normiebook today of all days? You are asking to be triggered familia
>>25381650
I'm deactivating
> trigger warning: people having lives
Guys whats the end game here ? Why are you still on /r9k/ ? Are you seeking inspiration or motivation to improve your lives ? Or have you given up all together ?
>>25382011
I'm waiting for death, and being in a board with people in similar situations isn't a bad way to kill time.
>>25382011
Where else do hundreds of thousands of young men cut off from society feel something close to the warmness of being in the company of others he can relate to?
We are cold but many of us don't want to be, you know.
>>25382011
i ride out life because its the only one i get
>people claiming all attractive non-whites have white features
I want this meme to end in 2016
>>25381421
we're programmed to like white features because the media, movies, fashion is a bunch of white peeps
