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after pic related's success, another uggo became a qtp2t azn gf
https://youtu.be/yTf2KXT4VXE?t=2m38s
>>25379351
>wanting frankenstein children
>>25379553
this 2bh, this is why I don't recommend Koreans
I felt sorry for that one rich Asian guy that had 3...unusual-looking children with a woman that hid the fact that she had plastic surgery.
Not gonna lie though, this makes me want to go to Korea and get surgery.
I'm living at home because I'm only 18, and my mom is making me go to one of her friends New Year's Eve parties tonight. Every time I go it's awkward as hell, they are all laughing and loud and I just sit there not knowing what to do. Idk why she is forcing me to do this every year. Nothing will change. I'd rather stay home and play vidya than go out and be around obnoxious drunk 40 year olds who talk about crossfit and Zumba all the fucking time.
Have sex with Them and they will shit up, works 100%
>>25379350
Do this this is why she brings you
It's not about you. It's about her. You're a toll of hers that she uses to make herself either look better or less bad. She can bring her son with her to show off to her friends OR to preemptively disarm them from asking why she left you home alone on a "special" day, which would make her look like a bad mother. Women are all about outward chicanery.
>tfw you have to go downstairs for new year's eve
>>25379327
You don't have to do anything. Stop letting other people push you around.
>>25379327
Stay in your room then and stop whining
>>25379340
Everyone will think I'm a weirdo and get offended if I don't show up.
What type of porn do fembots masturbate to?
Would you say that the female's choice page on xhamster is an accurate depiction?
http://xhamster.com/channels/new-female_choice-1.html
I mainly prefer BLACKED.
That pic on the right, the cowgirl + hotdogging is so hot
fembots are asexual
everybody knows that.
prove me wrong
pro tip
you cunt
It was on the ''Best of Tumblr'' page
The ride never ends, does it?
>Best of Tumbler
>best of tumblr
>the best of tumblr is just shit from other places
wew
> 2016
> still no asian qt3.14
why even live /r9k/?
Uh no? Still 13 more hours to go until 2016.
>>25379250
male or female
orignal
Happy New Year Lonely Ausfags.
What did you do?
I spent the day drinking beers in my sun-chair, came inside around 7:30pm watched an episode of the Big Bang Theory and next thing that happened was I woke up at 10:40pm with beer all over my couch. Drunk drove down to McDonald's and now with 30 minutes until New Year's I'm enjoying some Rum and Coke.
I wish I had friends.
What do you hope improves in your life in 2016?
Do you have a plan?
>>25379301
Drank all arvo. Come later Ill be heading back to kapooka to finish my training. Wish me luck.
>>25379334
Did you get any new year's text messages?
Got a generic one from my sister which was probably sent to all her contacts.
None others.
>>25379301
Stuck in the Brass Monkey in Perth right now.
ITT: Gross pictures
I'm looking for that webm of the dude licking the chickens asshole and it looks like it's pleasureable
live as a NEET, die as a NEET
>>25379267
Looks pretty cool, seems like he went out quickly
>>25379267
That's how I hope to go
What exactly are the powers of a wizard?
>>25379293
He can make girls disappear from his sight.
>>25379293
Jake is fucking GOAT actor.
Just watched zodiac and southpaw, amazing.
>>25379514
>literally two of his worst flicks
>GOAT
BIGGY TITTIES
>>25379228
FAKY TITTIES
>tfw your best friend sees you as "a friend"
frinzdin
My best friend is an INTP. And while he describes me as his best friend more than I do him sometimes his personality type gets the way. He sortof forgets what friends are actually for occasionally. But those times when it's 2:00am and he hops on my game stream on steam and just talks for the next 2 hours reminds me why I never left him behind.
>>25379204
>people complain about friendzone
;~~;
2015 was as year in which i stepped on some toes.
and as a result of this find myself drinking beers and listening to
the blues in my bed on nye. and being a cigarette smoker my only
real action for the night would be going to the fridge for more beers,
taking a piss and going outside to smoke.
whilst working to the door to go outside so i can smoke i started thinking
if, when i open this door, there will be a bunch of people that
jump out at me and yell "surprise! happy new year."
like a collection of all the people you know that hate you.... they know im
not doing anything,
but thats one thing that has never happenned in the history of the world.
a surprise nye party./
mfw
sorry didnt mean to step on your toes. wont happen again. happy nye and enjoy you blues guitar, bb king is the man
>tfw you want to but would never find depressed robots with interest in music and start the bluest blues band on the blue planet.
>tfw the only place you talk to people was down
>tfw
>my roastie cat lets the alpha kitten eat her food every single time
women are fucking stupid
>>25379183
Thats a pretty rare Pepe you got there
>>25379243
How about this, from an anon who said he'd draw pepes a few weeks ago. Only copy of this pepe is with me
Post your feeliest feels ITT. Right now I feel incredibly isolated and sad. I don't want to think that I will be alone forever.
>>25379229
I barley even feel anymore.
>>25379242
But I do feel pretty shitty for misspelling barely.
>>25379229
Shhh it's okay
everything's going to be alright
it'll all work itself out
/r9k/, I need advice. A friend of mine is slowly but sure becoming a fast-food-despising vegan. Do I cut ties, convice them not to be a gross vegan, or leave it be?
>>25379214
adult response: leave it be unless they start trying to force their decisions on you
r9k response: friends? fucking normie reeeee btfo
Don't see why this is a problem on the face of it. Cutting out shitty food and eating a better diet are good things, although vegan a shit desu.
If they get preachy tell them to stop. If they don't stop then cut ties.
>I care so much about my friend's eating habbits that him eating stuff that will him not get fat makes me feel uncomfortable and angsty enough to have an attention-seeking existential crisis on r9k
oh dear
