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>tfw boss demands sex at work
>tfw you really need to keep your job
>>25372552
>>>/lgbt/
fuck off faggot
Oh my god I'd be so down for that pic.
>Your boss will never force you to blow him under his desk
>you boss will never fuck your tight boypussy
WHY
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE GAY
AND
SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED
>grew up in super normie family
>dad Chad star football player in HS & college, mom Stacy cheerleader
>two have sex all the time, flirt with each other, go on dates
>older brother was super athletic
>dad tried to get me into sports
>couldn't throw, couldn't catch, couldn't run
>gave up on me, ignored me
>mom always having book clubs and wine tasting with her milf friends over
>I was always at home in my teens, had boners for a few of them
>mom caught me one time beating off when they were over, things always weird between us after that
>total loser in HS, KHV
>in college now, no sports, no gf, no activities
>home for winter break, older brother is here, parents fawn over him
>me, in my room, alone
>occasionally come out to eat
>they stop talking and just stare
>hear talking resume when I go back to my room
>know its about me
>mfw
never thought I'd be eager to go back to school, but here I am
>>25372538
Just dont come home if you are uncomfortable with your familia anon.
>>25372821
they close the dorms for two weeks and make us leave, otherwise I wouldn't
>>25372848
Save money by working part time whole year, rent a room or something at holiday.
Be clever anon. Even if you are a loser, be a smart loser.
Just did surgery on my big toe
I can freel it filling with puss
>>25372415
>self surgery
Just get the damned mask already
this is what happens when you dont shower robots
pls
>>25372415
There's no way that was the right thing to do brother.
So what did you guys get your girlfriends/ wives/ SOs for christmas?
I got a basketball hoop for my wife's son.
I got my wife's bf a big bottle of lube so it doesn't hurt so much when he reams my asshole after tenderly making love to her
I got my wife a promise ring at Zales so when she'll wait and not have sex with anyone else until she's ready for our first time. She couldn't afford to get me anything because she bought an Xbox One for her son.
>tfw no friends
tfw no gf is such bullshit
i just want one real life friend
damn it i'm so fucking lonely
Stale post, failed normal. Try to put some thought into making something original.
>>25372237
I'd say an easy way to get mates is to find shit you enjoy doing and meeting people who do that too. What kind of stuff do you like doing op?
>>25372260
Just basic shit like vidya and going on 4chan.
But the problem is that I don't know where to find them.
And even if I manage to locate them, how do I befriend them?
I don't think they'll like some random dude butting into their conversation.
>begin feeling unable to connect and relate to anyone in middle school
>spend 8th grade with a single friend
>he moves
>try to make friends in high school, no one shares my interests or humor or anything
>end up alone, become socially anxious and lose all my self-esteem
>spend all of hs friendless
>go to college, same story
>tfw gonna move out and into a dorm next year
>tfw probably gonna get matched up with a hardcore redditor or neckbeard and have to give up all my privacy to share a dorm with their filth
>tfw 4chin will become my only social interaction
>inb4 i finish college as a friendless KV
life is shit r9k, everything just alienates me further and makes me question what the fuck im doing even more. eventually this site won't do it anymore either, shitposting about feels is essentially just another form of escapism from our hell.
Don't colleges have more females than males nowadays though
>>25372326
They only want Chad.
>>25372210
You dont need people bringing you down. If you want to end your need for people (and develop a smug superiority to them) do this:
1.Take shit seriously. Dont be one of those fags that went to college because mommy made him, only to graduate in something he does not care about, only to end up NEET in the end. If you have no interest in what you do, dont fucking do it. Your major should be you passion, if its not, drop out and find your passion.
2. Pursue physical training. It does not matter what it is, just find something to progress in. Start SS or SL, and make those lifts go up. Start c25k, make those times go down. Take up rock climbing, learn to lead, advance the ranks. Do any physical pursuit you can track and observe progress in, it will make your life much better.
3.Read. This one is pretty simple. Reading a lot of military histories and philosophical works will alter your perception of the world.
4.Stop abusing substances. You have time when youre an old man, now is the time to work.
5. Learn an instrument. A classical guitar is $100, and you can get good in under a year. Learn classic tunes, none of that strumming 3 chords shit.
6. If you lift right, after about a year, you will make noticeable gains. Men will complement you, women will make advances. That is guaranteed, because no matter how ugly you are, women love the gruff, uglyish, buff guy. Anybody on this board that tells you differently is a liar who never tried. This will lead you to a crossroads.
-Become a normie with your newfound gains/money/skills. Embrace the life you never had.
But is that really worth it? I mean, you WILL be superior to them physically and mentally, but on their level socially. If you were born a normie, you would never get strong/skilled/smart/wealthy, so whats so good about being one?
http://www.positivedisintegration.com/
Read on and learn
So, do you want to be like everybody else? Like the other 90% of people that live meaningless lives?
>want to study psychology
>they need an interview
>get rejected
This is the worst day of my life.
>>25372131
You should just accept your fate.
Mentally ill people studying psychology seems a bit counterintuitive, doesn't it?
>>25372403
How can a normie help a robot? only another robot can help people like us.
>tfw living in Japan for 4 months and finally got a date with a Japanese girl
>>25372117
Niceu, niceu, Anon-chan!
were u kv before op
how old r u
describe how u got a j cutie
requesting story nii-san
There was a guy on /out/ this fall that admitted to having" rapey feelings "sometimes around women.
This was in the context of a MGTOW commune thread and he was giving the reason he could not be around women.
Do any of you guys sometimes get rapey feelings?
Not so much ?
I will take this as a no
Some days, some nights
Some Iive, some die
In the way of the samurai
Some fight, some bIeed
Sun up to sun down
The sons of a battIecryA battlecry
I've been playing anime swordsman the game all day.
>2003 was 13 years ago
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
akemashite omedetou
Hi guys, how are you tonight?
>>25372031
I want to die
OC original post 100%
my god is coming to kill us all
Feeling decent cuz drugs.
WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME CUTE GIRL FROM OMEGLE WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WRONG
>>25372014
The qt girl is showing me her tits right now
The qt "girl" is showing me its feminine penis right now.
the qt girl is masturbating on cam for me right now
What browser do you use? Which is the best? I am interested in switching from Chrome since I learned about its downsides.
>>25372010
what are its downsides?
>>25372010
go to this board
>>>/g/
>>25372035
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Welcome_to_the_Botnet
>>25372043
I've been there, but I am interested in /r9k/'s input too.
>Billions of normalfags are out there having frequent sex
>It comes to them so naturally they hardly think about it
Feel when no idea how to find sex or even have it when I do
>>25371992
sex is the most primal instinct we have, they are less evolved than us
we have reached the apex of intelligence and see that intercourse is just a hinderance
women are only here to stop us, us free men from fulfilling our duty
sex is pointless
>you don't have any right to judge me for things I did before we met
>>25371975
I always think its funny when girls say this. As if they don't judge men for things they did before the relationship
>Yeah I was murdered and spent years in jail, but that was before we met! you can't judge me for that!
>Yes i was raging misogyinst who blatantly disrespected women before we met, but that was before! you can't judge me for that!!
>>25372158
>Yeah I was murdered and spent years in jail
Go to bed. You're drunk.
>>25372158
>I was murdered
