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>"You'll find someone better"
What does she mean by saying this?
>>25369714
That you won't
>tfw your lips are always chapped and raw and your fingers are sore from picking the dead skin off
Anybody else know this feel?
>>25369699
pls kiss me anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic
Don't chase girls, let them chase you.
> All girls instantly hate me upon meeting me
> Let girls chase me
Almost kekked me there buddy. Good thread though, if I wasn't such an insufferable piece of shit I would be grateful
Carly Rae Jepsen has a beautiful voice.
>>25370087
Would you consider changing your name? I don't want people to think you're me.
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>friend tells me he bought a new hard drive
>mfw it's a WD green
Literally doesn't matter if you kept your OS on an SSD.
If it's for storage then it's a non-issue.
>>>/g/
uh i just bought a WD green
what do i need to know, did i fuck up ?
Why haven't you faggots downloaded the McDonald's app?
Free burger offer. expires tomorrow.
A lot of restaurants don't accept the phone app coupons, simply because the shitbrained employees don't know how to use the scanner.
I've gotten like 5 free burgers though. Just keep making new accounts. They don't check your id or anything.
>>25369671
>implying i'd actually want to put that garbage in my body
>>25369729
>I've gotten like 5 free burgers though. Just keep making new accounts. They don't check your id or anything.
For real? can I do this in the UK?
>caused almost 8 million euros worth of damage
>I will never ever be a net contributor to society due to this.
>>25369698
> 8M Euros
> not in jail
>>25369698
You already know what to do...In case you are a retard, GREEN TEXT. NOW.
>>25369772
This was years ago
>get truck driving licence
>work for agencies
>worked worse than a slave
>16 hour shifts etc
>one day parked on a slight incline
>so tried I forgot to use the handbrakel
>truck rolls into warehouse, destroying it in addition to expensive machinery inside
no one was inside no no injuries.
>2015 and 364/365ths
>not using drugs
>>25369611
>2015
>not killing yourself
normies get out
>>25369611
>falling for the drug meme
>>25369611
how to measure height
Anyone here tried therapy? I was thinking of trying it out and was wondering if it actually helps or if it's just a meme.
It's bullshit and doesn't help
Basically it's just a session where your therapist reminds of you of your ohhh so traumatic experiences to the point where you realize you were a big fucking crybaby over something small
You also get a side of anti depressants to get through your therapy fast and help get the mental health industry get more $$$$$$
Therapy only works if you're actually motivated to change otherwise its a waste of time.
95% of their clients are normies who are unable to do introspection.
>>25371201
I went to some pretty shitty therapists, it really depends on who you go to. But they were free and it was nice to talk to someone so there's that.
>be me
>inherit family business
>family friend and employee for 20 years has been doing a bad job for the last 2 years
>firing him tomorrow.. love the guy, hes a good guy.. shitty worker.
>this sucks.
What's so bad about it? No chance of fixing it?
>>25369589
That's a rough situation for whoever you're quoting.
>>25369589
How bad is he? Can't you talk to him first?
>you will never have a sane short hair gf
>>25369527
>sane
>short haired
>girl
Thats a triple oxymoron m8
>>25369629
10/10 snarkiness haha
>you will never have a gf that is into watersports
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO CHANGE IN 2016
>>25369525
I don't believe you. What positive changes are you specifically going to implement in your life?
>>25369561
Well, for the past few months I've been doing strength training and I've gotten to the point where I can bench 345 and squat 400+. Now I'm going to cut this fat and realize my true power though boxing and qiqong. I couldn't care less about finding love or anything you probably thought I meant.
>playing hoops with a couple friends (normies)
>someone makes comment how the cold is making their dick small
>no homo dick talk continues
>one friend says how he has a big dick "4 inches hard"
>he was being 100% serious
>when he saw our faces he turned pale
>everyone besides me roasts him
why are normies so fucking weird
>>25369517
This kind of thing makes me wonder. I know a guy who always brags about his big dick but he's an Asian manlet. Girls love him though and he gets tons of sex and girls begging him for sex. I'm not sure who to believe, my instincts or other people
>>25369517
Asian friend told me his dick was a inch across. I didn't roast him and I don't even know if thats small but mine is around 2.5-3 inches across.
>tfw can't tell if I have a chode or my friend has a pencil dick
LESS THAN 6" HAHAHAH YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL MAN AT THAT POINT HOW DOES IT FEEL?
> No drivers' license due to a number of reasons
> Horrible anxiety, depth perception, and I keep failing the written exam
> Job conveniently located a block away from my house
> Walk to/from every day
> Find out my family and I will most likely be evicted in a few months because our landlord wants to sell the house
> Have to take the exam, get permit, and wait six months to get full license
> By the time we get evicted + move away, I still won't have a car to drive to/from work
> Uber is way too goddamn expensive
> Too embarrassed to have mom drive me
>>25369452
I'm bumping this thread just because I can
You'll have the take the bus like an ultimate pleb
Even a Goddamn illegal Mexican can get a license jesus Christ you fucking faggot always come up with the most petty excuses
REEEEE FUCKING NORMIES YOU AREN'T A ROBOT GET OFF I'M TIRED OF SEEING THREADS THAT ARE LIKE I'VE KISSED GIRLS AND HAD SEX REEEEE WHY IS THIS BOARD GETTING SO MUCH EXPOSURE
Two of the most popular threads at the moment are "when did you lose your virginity?" and "what kind of women do you attract?"
What has happened to this board?
>>25369579
This is what I'm saying I miss threads that are to help stop being such a fucking introvert the wagekek threads are at least funny these make me feel bad
>>25369579
The board was never about kissless virgins wallowing in self-pity.
Thinking of making a new tinder profile to try again
I'll make a thread again in about a week or so to check up on how many matches and messages I can get back
anyone want to throw an estimate out there? if we're going to be depressed and alone, might as well have fun with it and make a game out of this
stats to get you started:
>21
>go to private uni
>CS major
>never had gf past the age of 13, only kissed and held hands with her
>only dated her for 2 days
>last profile was serious business
>had about 50 matches and 0 messages back over the course of 6 months
face:
>decently strong chin
>pretty good chin
>high cheekbones
>big blue eyes
>long "pretty" eyelashes
>prominent brow
>large but slim nose
any takers? let's see how many matches and messages you think a guy in america can get with these stats
winner gets something, idk, I'll draw you a picture or something
Bump since this board is going way faster than I expected this time of day
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