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Red Flags for Grillz:
-watches anime
>>25373244
Has a vagina either the natural or boi kind.
>>25373244
>watches more anime than reads manga
fixed
>defends having male friends
>treats you like an accessory for her instagram pics
well I'm pretty sure i will die any day now, There's a tingling in the back of my brain and sometimes extreme ringing in my ears, I nearly pass out every time i stand up, heart flutters when it doesn't feel like someone is stacking weight plates on my chest.
I can only blame myself for my unhealthy sedentary lifestyle, I know some of you don't care if you live or die but you should care, I regret everything.
I'm 25
Love u
>>25372593
I have the same thing and im 22... I am normal weight but I think it is due to high uncontrollable stress and not being very active.. fuck.
op i feel exactly the same. am going to rehab this week. 25 as welll.
hit me up [email protected] . been lookin for someone to talk to especially about the feelings of faintness and ringing in ears. i regret everything
>>25372593
Me too, OP. Having similar issues for months, getting worse with time. Sucks but it almost helps a little knowing I'm not the only one /nearingdeath/ here.
Worlds.com is a 90s mmo game that you can still play. For some reason, the servers are still up.It's pretty much a barren wasteland full of extremely strange user-created worlds. When you do meet another player, they talk in very cryptic terms and often give you tours of very spooky worlds.
Pic related is a game screenshot.
DOWNLOAD AND PLAY LETS EXPLORE THIS RELIC TOGETHER
http://worlds.com/download.html
>>25373196
So pretty much like SecondLife then. Haven't visited that shithole in 6-7 years or so. Got to admit, some places were really well designed. It almost made me want to go there.
>>25373250
I don't know much about SecondLife, but i think its a bit different.
oh im so ready for this
ate some shrooms today and have been looking for something to really send me over the edge
Who /final fantasy/ here
>>25372537
Played it. Enjoyed leveling. Didn't enjoy the end game. Quit.
>>25372537
I play it, mostly just do my dailies and idle around. It's a nice game for when I want to play something that doesn't require my full attention.
Faerie/coeurl reporting in. It's the only game I enjoy playing since I've become a wagecuck.
So my oneitis sent me a couple pics of herself. I can't help but feel like a creeper whenever I look at them, though. It's shameful to admit, but they make me feel calm and at peace.
Is there any way I can cope with this feeling? Or am I right to feel like I'm doing something wrong?
Before I can answer that question, I'm going to need you to post said pics.
Any person browsing /r9k/ ever try law school or completed law school?
Don't really know what else to major in.
Love the idea of a comfy salary but couldn't handle pre med so I probably cant handle the engineer meme either.
Currently half way through with college and am doing accounting but dont know if Ill hate my life or not
Bumpity bump
Come on there's lots of college fags on here
If you arent in the top of your class at a premier university you wont make money as a lawyer. There are plenty of lawyers making shit money and you will probably go into debt from student loans not to mention you delay graduation so thats extra time that you arent making money. Dont do it.
If you want a comfy salary learn to operate a specialized piece of equipment like a side boom.
You can make 200k+ a year with no student debt and it's a cushy job, often you will get living allowance that will cover all basic expenses.
Everyone assumes you need to bust your ass in Uni to make money but that just isn't the case.
>tfw no gf to watch Frasier on netflix with
>tfw no gf to watch Brendan Fraser on netflix with
JUST JUST, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
cucked AS HE CAN BE, WATCH OUT FOR THAT ALIMONY
Quick question.
Someone's last name is goldberg, however I called them goldstein by accident. How offensive is this to a jew?
Fuck... might as well called him bignosestein
What my mind immediately turns to when I think of the name Goldberg.
bump, I need a couple more answersx
Hey I'm the guy who's mother wouldn't let me masturbate, I started a new thread, the old one was full
>>25353106
Old thread
>>25372956
>the guy who's mother wouldn't let me masturbate
Fap in the shower, problem solved.
>>25372956
What did you mean when you said you had to clean sticks?
>January 1, 2016
>2015 is no more
lol its the fucking 30th. not even NYE yet famoso
got another 26 hours faggot
>>25372899
>>25372934
It technically is without those leap years.
FUCK WOMEN AND FUCK OLIVE GARDEN!
>be me
>7/10 22-year-old
>talk to girl for a few days; ask on dinner date
>suggest Olive Garden (not that upscale, but "upscale" on the restaurant chain tier
>pick her up and take her there
>idle chitchat in the car
>somehow mention that I like jew/dark/offensive humor
>she does too
>she makes a couple and we laugh and pull in to the parking lot of Olive Garden
>fast forward to the table
>waiter comes over with drinks
>"Have you decided what you'll be having?"
>She orders a pasta with salad (salad is top-tier choice at Olive Garden since it's endless. Soup is for losers)
>Get to me
>"I'll have the steak" (order one of their steaks can't remember name)
>"How would you like that cooked?"
>Think I can make a dark joke here to impress her and make her laugh
>"Ch-Char it like the Jews!"
>Smirk and let out a little laugh
>She. Looks. Devastated.
>Waiter looks even worse
>"N-No I mean.. Give me the Anne Frank on it instead"
>He mumbles "okay" and leaves with the menus
>she tells me she's embarrassed
>barely talks all night now
>ends up talking to the waiter more than me
>fast forward end of the date
>Try one last time to save the date
>waiter comes by to chat some more with her
>"Could I get a box?"
>"Huh?"
>"Box my steak up like those Jews were in the trains, please"
>Smirk again and look towards date
>Seething hatred in her eyes.
>Disappointed
>Look down at my hands
>pay the bill. refuse to tip
>Our waiter was bye to her when we getup to exit
>someone is standing by the door and motions for me to head over to them
>ends up being the manager and says that I won't be welcome here again if I make such remarks at his staff
>leave
>drive her home without either of us saying a word until we pull up to her place
>"thanks for the food"
>"Don't you want to invite me in?"
>"No."
>Exits car and slams my door
>Drive away
Seriously. Fuck. Women. I make dark jokes and this bitch just gets angry?
What a fucking lying whore.
dude...
don't reveal your powerlevel in public
>>25372855
6/10
I giggled but there is no plausibility here.
My stepdad actually talked to a Chinese waitress in broken english and said "Ahhhh looka very guuud" when she brought our food once.
>>25372855
MFW LOL GOOD SHIT
Can people please share their rare Grinches with me?
super rare grinch
pls dont save
anyone got historic grinches?
>>25372823
Gotchu family
Hi I'm here for the job interviewyes I am being original
>>25372746
Reminds me of this image I made a few years back.
That's fucking hot.
>tfw no punk gf
>>25372746
it would be more appropriate to post this somewhere with less tendies boys
Just got my dick sucked. Ask me anything spacebots.
>>25372705
How tall are you?
OCoxx
Can you explain, in detail, how it feels?
>>25372767
6 foot
The robot won't let me post if I don't add this bit
Why are all homeschooled kids such fucking retards?
Trained educators vs essentially a hobbyist teacher
Because 99% of the time, the parents/people who "teach" them don't know what the fuck they're doing
Not being exposed to other children will socially fuck them up
Being in a home environment gives them the liberty to do whatever the fuck they want, and will ultimately distract them. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't learn anything on particular days.
I knew maybe one person who was homeschooled and didn't grow up to be a complete retard. It should be illegal unless the parent can prove they can actually educate their children.
>>25372635
i was home schooled but by a program, a lot of teen mothers and failed juans and tyrones were there. the program was great and i learned. i'd say there is a 50/50 chance of kids actually taking something away, you just have to be self motivated and responsible. although a lot of the kids who weren't extroverted were socially retarded much like everyone on this board.
