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>tfw dad's raping my sister again
>tfw I can hear the bed shaking
>tfw she always cries after he's done
>tfw OP is an unoriginal reposter
>>25371709
Damn sounds sexy af, take a pic of her panties and post
>>25371709
is she crying coz daddy made her orgasm so hard?
When I was 11, I was in a hotel with my widowed mother on a vacation in Chicago.
At that time, my foreskin wasn't fully retractable, and I didn't even understand.
So I decided to ask my mom to look at it, and see if it's normal. So she did, and confirmed that something was wrong. Then she looked up at me, and with a creepy fucking smile said "it's a good size."
... Was I sexually abused? Should I tell this to my therapist??
Pic not related.
>>25371263
thats kinda fucking weird but if nothing else happened i think you are ok
>>25371263
She was giving you reassurance, she thought your relationship with her was close enough to a friendship that it'd be a safe thing to say without it being interpreted wrong.
It was incase you'd ever question yourself because of the size of your penis.
>>25371313
I agree. Like, it's not incest, but it's like a Mcpoyle moment from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
>>25371331
Honestly, we were pretty close. And, as a (at the time, closeted) homosexual, I felt less weird and embarrassed talking about private things like that.
Thanks guys, I feel better.
Who /wincest/ or /practicewithcousins/ here?
>be me
>be going through the ugliest stages of puberty at the time
>go to weird great-step-uncle's twice removed's estate for family reunion over the summer before he dies
>place is huge
>loads of people, some of which I've never seen in my life before
>after a bunch of "hello"s and "nice to meet you"s, pretty much all the adults unleash their kids who are old enough to walk on their legs and let them wander around, while they hang out drinking beers and smoking cigarettes around BBQs
>wander around the lawn that's next to a forest, throwing rocks at trees
>don't really want to hang out with like 7 year olds
>"aaannnonnn!"
>turn around
>someone slams into me and hugs me
>almost fall over
>cute girl my age with braces
>who the fuck is this
>"oh uh hey hi"
>"I haven't seen you since that New Year's Party!"
>holy shit it's my cousin
>notice that she has a body now
>instantly have vague memories of us taking a bath together at one point as toddlers
>try not to boner
>walk around with her and talk about life and school, end up by the river shore
>we sit down at the beach
>smiling at me with those braces "sooooo.... do you have a girlfriend?"
>she playfully bumps her shoulder into mine
>try really hard not to boner
>boner
>"haha...no... no not yet"
>"I bet you at least kissed like 5 girls, yeah?"
>"haha.... nope... I uh... hey let's walk back maybe they're serving lunch I'm hungry I think haha"
>let her get up first
>dat ass
>get up and quickly tuck boner under beltline
>get back to main area
>lunch is actually being served
>meet & greet other family members
>play like horse-shoes and volleyball
>everytime my eyes meet with hers she gives this this semen-demon grin
>fap twice in the afternoon
>nighttime comes around
>cont
>>25371367
>visiting hot trap cousin
>tell him I need to take a shit
>go to take it, forget to lock the door
>he swings it open just before I start
>begs me for my shit
>offers his NDS in exchange
>I think he is weird as fuck but I want his DS
>lift myself off of the toilet
>he lies down, I squat over his mouth
>he starts rimming me with the nub of the shit poking out
>I actually get into it, his rimming getting me hard
>start rubbing his little cock while I groan and strain
>eventually start to push the monster shit out
>he moans gently as it reaches his mouth
>it stays unbroken, going right from me to him
>finally get done, he's still swallowing the last segment of it
>turn around and start fucking his face
>he loves it, choking himself on my original content shit-stained cock
>I take it out and blow a huge load right on his face
>He licks it up and tells me he loves me, and I'm his favorite cousin
>We do this all the time until our family moved away from there
>Still "visit" cousin every now and then
bumping but fucking shorten it, it's late
>>25371413
Yeah, you need your rest for all of those important things you have to do tomorrow... Right?
Why was just a little happiness too much to ask for? Why did life have to be so awful?
The bigger question is why you choose to dwell on it.
>white
>brown eyes
p i c k o n e
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>>25371340
>hazel eyes
So fucking close....
>>25371340
Brown eyes are disgusting.
Blue eye master race
>>25371340
Fuck off, mutant.
Anyone Else feel like WAAAAAAAA'ing?
>>25371153
YOU MEAN THIS KIND OF WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAING?
BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE IT
>>25371234
Any kind of WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Everythings permitted. Friend
>There are millions of girls enjoying the relief of pushing poop out of their buttholes right now
>>25371161
>tfw their poop is wasted in the toilet when it could have been inside my mouth and on my face
>>25371161
>there are millions of guys enjoying the sweet tension and fullness of a cock up their buttholes right now
>>25371161
>most of them are ugly middle aged women from china
ITT: roasties getting exposed
posted wrong pic, but whatever
Anyone ever seen someone they know irl naked on the internet?
Why are grey eyes the most attractive?
>>25371109
cuz we wuz ayyyys n shit
theyre not as weak and feminine as green and blue eyes and theyre not as boring as brown eyes
>tfw you finally get a hold of a snort able oxymorphone
>tfw the hype about this opioid was an understatement
Seriously the best high I've ever had.
>tfw robots don't want to talk about this amazing drug.
Has anyone ever wondered why you cant just ask a girl for sex. I wish I could walk up to any girl and whip out my cock and ask for sex. I mean why not?
>>25371149
I mean. Girls have sex with 20 men anyways? I seriously don't understand how a guy can et laid at a bar without saying hey girl lets have sex. What do guys say?
>>25371149
bb did an expirement on this
He basically uses apps to find women in his area and he messages every single woman something along the lines of "Hello, can I have sexual intercourse with you"
He's messaged well over 100 women I think.
He's yet to be successful.
>>25371149
This.
What else are girls good for? They have no real hobbies or interests. The only thing i want from a girl is her tits and ass? What else do girls bring to the table?
> how insensitive
What are you going on about?
Seriously, why aren't you using the legacy captcha?
it would be a joke
>kv throughout high school
>get to college
>get invited to a party
>meet a shy qt3.14
>talk all night
>walk back to dorms
>hold hands
>kiss
>she tells me she's had 2 bfs before me
>red flags but drunk and horny
>have sex
>start going out
>couple weeks later
>bump on my dick
>get it checked
>HPV
>tfw u fell for the roastie meme
ps: how do i break up with this memeslut for maximum keks?
pic semi-related, gf looks similar, 'cept not anime or elf
>>25370906
>not using condor
WWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LADi sometimes forget condoms when i get drunk too, but luckily it hasn't bit me in the ass yet. YETalso does it hurt? how much is it going to affect your overall life?
>>25370906
Just be glad you didn't contract the 18 year STD.
post a pic
black out the eyes if you want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi6v4xLiZwE
>this fat fuck is picking up 7's for fun
>has a few girlfriends at the same time
really lengthy, skim through the video
I just dont fucking get it, this shit has to be fake right?
>>25370780
>IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO!
fuck youtube pranksters
>>25370780
>almost 2016
>watching 'prank' videos
>>25370780
He comes across as pushy and autistic. PUA is a scam. This is either fake or he approached hundreds of girls before he found some girls who were nice enough not to walk away from him. Even if it comes across if the girls he is approaching are enjoying the interactions, you don't know if they're just being nice and don't want to be mean. I'm skimming through and I wouldn't be surprised if the asian girl was weirded out afterwards.
Is this considered sexist /r9k/? Making women march together and wear different uniforms because of their vagina?
I remember the story about a woman forced to march with men. Long story short, the strain from trying to match the men's pace was too much that she was pgysically hurt, sued the military and now she's living the rich life.
Moral of the story: You never win against woman.
