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Why do normies love weed so fucking much?
Everyone I know keeps pushing le kush on me all the fucking time.
Fuck normies and fuck their fucking weed, seriously.
Weed is a good drug for robots.
It will improve enjoyment of all your favourite activities.
I guess you're probably a normie since people are constantly offering you weed though.
because it's a meme le dank 420 xDDDDDDDD
I can smoke by myself and really enjoy enhancement of music/vidya/movies, and I can smoke with people I really trust and do typical normie "DUDE WEED LMAO" type stuff but the second I start smoking with someone I don't trust I start freaking out and get super awkward and think they're judging everything I'm doing. Shit sucks man.
If two robots, male and female, hook up through 4chan and decide to be NEETs together, are they still robots since they each have their gf and bf?
You're acting under the assumption that female robots exist and would date someone on their own level.
>robot
>female
Pick won my frend
>desire for relationship
>robot
You don't get it, do you?
>>25369856
>>25369920
Hello Reddit.
Can we have a nice and comfy "choose your own adventure/gf/vidya powerup etc." thread?
>>25367324
This is the dumbest chart I've ever seen. There is literally 0 downside to picking Claire.
Or do you idiots actually think having sex with your roommates is a good thing to have happen?
>>25367726
i think you meant Ryan
Sure, have part 2.
What is your perfect woman, robots?
Mine;
>quiet
>antisocial
>stay at home
>chubby but not a total whale
>private
>virgin
>beautiful looks
>good sense of humor
>anti SJW(this will probably never be possible with women these days)
>not a attention whore or slut(also probably impossible)
>heterosexual
>down to earth
>clingy
>would actually love me
>tfw I will probably never meet a grill like this
>>25367212
>dominant in bed
>curvy
>wont cuck me
>smart
>dark hair
I get to post it again!
Looks
>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings
Personality is something that I would have to 'click' with but
>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids
cheerful
intelligent
confident
loyal
fun
sexy
sensual
not necessarily in that order
>Daily reminder that this bitch retired with $10million at the age of 24.
>>25367210
What did she do, just ask guys to give her money?
I have not yet gotten tired of these threads.
>>25367240
That's exactly what she did.
I just want an Asian qt gf here
Why can't this happen? Why was i born in Southern Italy?
This place is FUCKING NORMIEVILLE HOLY SHIT KILL ME
Everyone is a super Chad normie retarded shit. Super good looking yet literally brain dead.
Plus we are super homogeneous cause i live in a mid sized town, we're like 99.99999999% from here.
No Asian qts here
I'm 6'2", nice face, thick dick
I can speak fucking Japanese too
And yet after all these breakups I'm stuck again in my shit normie town
HOLY SHIT JUST END ME
JUST FUCKING FUCK MY SHIT UP
I couldve been born in Australia, from some immigrant wog couple. And I could have all those multiculti soulmates with me HOLY FUCK
AUSSIES ARE PLAYING LIFE LITERALLY EASY MODE
Full of Asian pussy everywhere and they fucking complain
JESUS CHRIST WHAT DID I DO WRONG to be stuck here again in this FUCKING HELL HOLE
FUCKING SHITALY
How can I keep on living?
Calm down faggot.
You'll only attract the trashiest Asians anyway. The ones that want to be as white as possible.
Bitch please I'm from Africa ( White )
>>25367919
Anon thank you for replying.
The problem is that this place other than being extremely homogeneous (shit btw, don't believe the /pol/ memes), is also VERY poor, like working at McDonalds is seen as a very attractive position, I'm not kidding.
At least in my forced NEETdom I dream about pounding a cute Asian ass... Like that pic you posted, HOLY SHIT my dick is diamonds. I love EDGY JAP SHIT, I watched every Sion Sono movie.
>>25368074
At least you get to fuck some nice baboon ass; Italian girls are so fucking boring and hard to catch you have no idea. The times I stayed in Australia and Japan I had so much fun, sad they're over.
>interests: netflix, friends, travel
>if you have a dog i swipe right
get a dog fuck a slut
>interests: 4chan, vidya, anime
>interests: memes, lads, internet, frog, memes, isolation
>thinks about getting a gf
>realizes i wouldn't even know what to do with one
>have massive fear of intimacy
>continues shitposting
me irldid u no im oreegeenal
>>25367161
its ok friendo, thats why i am on the path to wizardry.doubt i'll make it though before i anhero
>>25367126
>be me a little more than a year ago
>have the exact same fears as you
>through some freak accident i get a 7/10 gf
>all my fears come true
>dont want a gf again
If you're anything like me you're fucked.
I'm so fucking tired of being alone
Suicide not only feels like a good option, it's pretty much the only option
What's your problem?
blokes
>>25368997
i'm lonely anon. not like "i haven't seen my friends in a month" type lonely
i haven't ever had friends and after a quarter century i can't emotionally cope with being alone 100% of the time
and this is whiney and complaining so everyone will avoid it. which is why suicide is essentially the only thing left
>>25368974
>alone
Wanna be less alone?
How do you feel about girls who color their hair?
>>25366505
It means they are fucking crazy.
Mainly attention whores. If they're cute though then it's fine. But most of the are chubby snowflakes who do it themselves and it ends up looking horrible.
Aroused hehe
Fembots what are your first thoughts when you see this picture?
Are you envious/jealous?
Do you wish you were her?
>>25368077
Before the makeup, fake tits, bleached hair and hair extensions she probably WAS a fembot.
The wonders money can do!
I feel scared.I don't like to be looked at by anyone. Im not jealous just scared. I don't wish to be her because I don't think my personality would reflect the body.
>>25368077
No, but I envy women like Elizabeth Taylor.
Alright robots, post your New Years Resolutions.
Today is the last time I fap to tranny stuff. I have accepted it is gay, and is warping my sexuality. It needs to stop cold turkey. In 2016 I will never watch transexual filth again.
No fap
no drinking at home
get new job
fuck chicks
I have the exact same New Years Resolution as you anon, godspeed.
I've also vowed to go without porn as long as I can, I've only ever masturbated with porn and I feel ED is just around the corner
I will watch 100 anime.
No, not your actual wallpaper dumbfuck, your desktop wallpaper. I'll start, also, requesting more pepe wallpapers.
>>25366234
>having more than three icons
Its like you enjoy clutter.
>t. /wg/ pro
this is my laptop, i can't get out of bed to do my desktop
>>25366469Have you seen Shogun Assassin?
I just reformatted, there are two icons on my desktop. This is the background.
Im a dentist. I know all the robots on here have rotten teeth and i'm here to help. I can help if you tell me your situation and what is wrong.
my teeth aren't that bad, bitch
>>25366114
You're right, the 6 teeth i can see are alright.
Most of the problems occur in back teeth though!
>>25366097
Why do my back teeth, inside ears, temple and eye socket hurt with shooting pains when I take benadryl (diphenhydramine) for sleep? The following morning, all my teeth are loose and rattle
Last day of 2015 lads.
Can we stop posting pictures of random people and pretending it's us?
Bizarre thing to do.
>>25366087
>Not using the NYE
You are fucking useless
I don't know which of the people posting faces are just trolling, this unsettles me
