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Why are you so cringe worthy r9k?
it's an attempt to scare the normies away
https://youtu.be/9adtKWIqKeo
This is actually embarrassing
>>25371844
Fuck whoever did this, this will just attract more of the wrong people to this board, and we already have more than enough of those.
This basically summarises all of /r9k/, have a look at their youtube channels, I'm sure you'll love them.
>>25371777
nice trips bro, nice fucking trips
Hey guys I'm making a facebook and trying to disguise myself as a normie. What are some normie movies, music, tv shows, interests, and hobbies I should pretend to like?
For movies I can only think of The Avengers and maybe The Hobbit trilogy. Music, Drake maybe? TV shows, Family Guy, South Park, The Walking Dead. Interests/hobbies I have no idea.
Any suggestions would be appreciated.
Interests/ hobbies just say playing video games and football or something. But for music... if you are gonna go with the avengers and the hobbit trilogy, don't do drake. Do green day
Add Fast and Furious to your list of movies. Archer and Naruto to TV shows. Nirvana to music.
>>25371913
noted thanks
>>25371928
I totally forgot about fast and furious thanks. I'm gonna hold off on any anime though.
>message already typed out
>scared to press send
>>25371739
whats it say bb
I wish I could play vidya with a bunch of non-annoying brobots
>>25371692
try playing vidya that isn't shit
Wanna come over and play Shaq Fu?
>>25371715
I have an Xbox one and I love playing Nazi zombies and ark survival evolved atm but I have a lot of games
How do you deal with someone who is extremely intelligent and is literally always right about everything?
You call him doge.
>>25371961
Berrate them with memes and call them out on the little things they cannot manage. Picking at someone's self esteem is easier the smarter they are. I am an expert bully.
You don't. The crushing weight of their own knowledge will incinerate any bit of happiness they manage to find.
I'm not even trying to be edgy. Anyone who is smart enough to look too deeply into life wishes they were too stupid to have noticed in the first place.
Who else here is just plain bored and tired of life
Depression and (emotional/mental) pain optionalPlease no jokes, nothing helps the pain
>>25371960
I feel you mate.
I spent a good few months just in my room on my computer doing stupid shit with no communication with my "friends". What I found helps a bit tho is just doing shit you like. So op-senpai, what do you enjoy doing?
>>25371960
>>25371960
If you're bored all the time it's probably because you're a boring person ;^)
>>25372005
wow great analysis I'm sure OP never thought of this!!!
what the hell is the point of a post like this
what does it accomplish
Where do you live?
Where do you want to live?desu
I live in Texas. It's pretty great. I want to live in Antarctica with the penguins.
>>25371883
NY.
Denmark.
>>25371883
oh its you again blox
What's the minimum acceptable penis size?
exactly how small is TOO small?
>>25371629
below 6 inches, I don't care if the average is technically 5 it doesn't matter
I would say anything below 5 inches is unsatisfying territory.
5-6 can still please Asians and some women. Anything below 5 would be pretty hopeless
I'd switch my anger issues for depression.
At least you aren't at risk for going to jail, like me. Sometimes I don't understand why I get so mad. It makes me want to cry.
what triggers you? tried any meds?
>>25371624
situations where I feel I have no options
basically I need control, not in that obsessive way but a way out
just as an example, if I'm playing a game and it makes me mad, I can always just close the thing
not the case for some life situations and that's usually when I tend to blow up unfortunately
>I hate when the moments expected.
>i hate The Weeknd
fuck off nerd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gb22mLaCzM
I can't fee my memes when I'm with you.
Fucking hell lads they're at it again, they're trying to be quiet but the labored breathing is haunting my soul.
Sounds like the neighbors who live above me and next door to me and on the other side next door to me.
anyone know a good pair of headphones to wear to sleep?
no pix no proof
>why do you look so tired?
>why don't you ever go out with your friends?
>why don't you ask a girl out?
>why are your eyes so dark and baggy?
>why are you so quiet all the time?
>why don't you ever call me?
>why are are you always on your computer?
>why don't you ever do things with me?
>why are you always so grouchy?
>why are you not as social as your sister?
>when did you turn so mean?
>why don't you have any friends anymore?
I'm so sorry, Mom.
>>25371433
I know your feel op. I hope knowing that some fuck over the Internet cares about you makes you feel a little better. You wanna talk about shit?
>>25371433
Trying to keep this from being a total sadboy jerk fest, but another lame fuck on the internet feels for you to.
What can robots do on NYE?
I don't want to spend it alone again.
Kill yourself and spend it with ghost m8
>>25371774
But ghosts are normies tho
I'm getting together with some friends from high school, since we're all home from college. We're all nerds (guys and girls), so we'll probably just play board games and make lots of snarky comments about the TV coverage, but it should be fun.
Most of you complain of being depressed, for years. You know you're going to die and you have no hope that you will ever enjoy life again.
So I ask you this. Why have you not yet considered taking testosterone injections for the rest of your life? Why stick with antidepressants when testosterone will do what it does better?
>Increases libido
>Increases motivation
>Increases confidence
>Gives a sense of well-being
>Allows you to put more muscle and less fat
If you're considering suicide everynight, what's stopping from enjoying life for once?
artificial T is probably defacto only allowed for mentally ill women because accepting muh diversities :^)
>>25371794
Testosterone is very easy to get. Any drug is really, and it is not illegal to possess them.
>>25371721
>Increases libido
why is this "higher libido is desirable" normalfag meme used even here in these threads targeted at getting-nones
>>25371812
>very easy to get. Any drug is really
for a social success with lots of connections
