ITT Post weird things your family does
>Live in an extremely religious household
>Mother is super anti masturbation
>We are only allowed to get a tissue with her permission
>If she is out and we use a tissue, we have to explain what it was used for when she gets back
>She searches through the bin and looks for tissues
>If she ever found a tissue with cum in it she'd hit us
>I'm 18 and I haven't jerked off for 4 years because last time she gave me a black eye
Pic related, it was her face when she found the cum tissue
how is this real
just jack off in the shower/into the toilet
i did this all the time
>>25353154
We all shower together and they usually time our toilet time, not because of masturbation but we aren't allowed to stay in there for very long.
>>25353250
if this shit wont cause you to kill yourself later in life then i dont know what will
>>25353280
Well I do feel severely depressed most of the time but my parents wont ever let me see a doctor, I've never been to any kind of doctor, my dad has taken out 1 and a half of my teeth, one of them snapped off, I think I have them around here, I probably won't be able to find them but I'll try
>Bathroom time is restricted
>shower together
>no jacking off
>but using a pic from sunny in Philadelphia
>and go on Internet enough to find 4chan and use it pretty decently
How?
>>25353340
They don't really know much about computers or the internet, we have the one computer because we're home schooled and it makes their job easier, they don't monitor our internet time, I don't think they know porn is on here
>almost 2thousand&6teen
>not getting rid of your cum by eating it
kek it's like you wanna be a faggot
>>25353250
>We all shower together and they usually time our toilet time
I refuse to believe this. This has to be a meme. Or I suppose it's gonna be one soon.
>>25353480
My life is hell please don't call me a meme
>>25353794
Why not just tie up your parents and give them facials then get your own place.
>>25353794
Man, you're one of those few people in the first world with actual justification to run away from home. You have to get out of there or your life is going to be an eternal hell run by your parents. Do you even get to watch Chinese Cartoons?
>>25353794
Kill your entire family and flee to sweden
We also aren't allowed to drink soda, they say shit like "Sugar Water is the Devils blood". I get to leave the house for half an hour every day, and I haven't been to town for over a year because the last time I went I got a Pepsi from a vending machine when she wasn't looking and she punished me by not letting me leave the property anymore.
>>25353794
you're 18. old enough to live on your own. stand on your own feet and escape this hell.
>>25353855
But I'm not allowed to
>>25353315
Like, the other religious shit is pretty fucked, but im certain that you not being allowed to see a medical professional is grounds for child abuse
>If she ever found a tissue with cum in it she'd hit us
Tell us more about this. Does she take you over her knee and spank you? Is she hot? Post pics.
>>25353867
IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY
>>25353867
who gives a fuck about what you are allowed to or not? you're a grown up.
Move out, this shit is going to destroy you mentally.
>>25353867
Yes, you are. You are an adult. Legally they cannot stop you. You could just up and leave and flee to the other side of the country, there's nothing they can do.
>>25353867
>>25353896
>very very oriiriririginal
>>25353886
I don't have any photos of her, and I'm not comfortable taking one and posting it. She hasn't hit me for a while, but it's usually a slap or a punch in the face region.
>>25353867
Its called youre a fucking man now. I would say to punch your bitch dad in the face, but you are a /r9k/ regular, so you would probably just end up hurting yourself more. Anyway, get the fuck out of there. Go find a job, rent an apartment, hell, apply for autismbux. Just remember, you are over 18. Your parents literally cannot tell you what to do and not do at this point.
Godspeed, anon
>>25353913
But.... He's already gone. He only knows what's right and wrong by his parents.
How was your childhood OP?
>>25353250
>we
Entire family? Brothers, sisters? How many are you and how old?
>>25353927
Fucking hit her back dude. Start looking for a job and an apartment. Do you have friends you could room with?
>>25353867
Man you are making me really sad, you are goddamn broken and only 18.
>>25353106
masturbate in the shower???
>>25353946
that was a stupid question anon. The fucker isnt allowed to dring soda for fucks sake, of course friends are out of the question
>>25353941
My childhood was not good. I don't really want to get into it, I try to forget most of it
>>25353943
I have two brothers, I'm not going to name them or post pictures. They get treated the same as I do, they are both younger. They have both been caught masturbating recently (separately), and mom punished them pretty harshly. She made me watch to remind me what will happen.
>>25353106
its funny cuz ur mom may seem crazy but she is actually helping u be a better person. masturbation can make u a lazy degen who looks for no pussy.
>>25353969
We all shower together
>>25354002
>and mom punished them pretty harshly
Go on.
>>25354002
>She made me watch to remind me what will happen.
You are a fucking pussy faggot, kill her before you kill yourself
>>25353867
They've broken you, it's like you have PTSD.
Please, for your own sanity and well being, leave them; doesn't matter what consequences there are. You have to leave.
Why can't you just jerk off in bed into a sock or something
Where is your Dad in all of this?
OP, just run the fuck away.
>>25354057
He's not allowed to
>>25354057
>>25354050
I love my brothers, they are the only thing keeping me normal, I don't want to leave them, mom would find us if we tried to leave
>>25354093
No she wouldn't, she's far weaker than you think she is. She's just a woman.
>>25354093
Take them with you.
A free life on the streets is better than prison.Also stop making up excuses with your Stockholm syndrome
>>25354056
He's here, but he doesn't really do much, I don't speak with either of my parents unless being instructed to do something or if I'm being disciplined, Dad is usually watching TV, mom does all the schooling
>>25354108
>He's here, but he doesn't really do much, I don't speak with either of my parents unless being instructed to do something or if I'm being disciplined, Dad is usually watching TV, mom does all the schooling
HAHAHAHAHA, holy shit you little retarded cunt go and get a knife from your kitchen and kill them both right now, stop fucking poster here and do it
>>25354041
Both times she sat us down on the good lounge and brought him out, then she'd punish him until he was cowering on the floor, they're both all healed up now. We aren't allowed to cry while she's doing it, so when she's done we take him to our room and we all cry into our pillows.
>>25353106
damn.
i had a friend whose dad was so stingy, he portioned out how much toilet paper each family member could use. they were allowed something like 2-3 sheets PER DAY. and apparently it was also cheapo flimsy toilet paper.
>>25354108
>>25354140
Jesus this shit just is like a shit spiral. Run away to Hollywood and tell your story, make Jew money, and find your waifu.
>>25354140
Murder your parents dumbfuck
>>25354149
>2-3 sheets
I use about 1/4 of an entire roll per day, maybe thats too much
>>25353106
masturbate when youre taking a dump/piss/at school/work(in washroom) ??
>>25354102
If I take them with me she will call police and she will get them back and then she'll take me away and she will punish us
>>25354190
Read the thread, he's homeschooled and takes group showers.
>>25354190
They monitor toilet time, and I don't leave the property any more, we're home schooled.
>>25354191
Kill your parents anon and put it on liveleak for us you will become a legend.
>>25354202
yeah you should probably leave the property forever
Goddamn I hope this isn't real if so please post info so someone will report this to child services if not for you OP then For your brothers
>>25354215
I've already said, I'm not allowed to. And even if I did, she would find me and she would punish me for it. It is her pleasure to punish.
Leave, and send her your cum tissues in the mail every single day
this sounds like an episode of law and order desu
>>25354140
>We aren't allowed to cry while she's doing it
Does she punish you harder if you cry?
>not getting hard before entering the bathroom
>not shooting thick ropes of cum into the toilet after mere minutes of fapping
>no evidence, not unusual time spent in bathroom
this doesn't add up OP
>>25354245
yeah your mother doesn't possess any sort of special powers and if you just left and bought a burner cell phone, a bus ticket, and never communicated with your family again you'd never be found
>>25354245
>It is her pleasure to punish
>her pleasure
Is this going where they show you the dolls to see where you got touched?
Why don't you and your brothers just suck each other off and 'swallow the evidence'?
>>25354277
Of course it doesn't add up. This is nothing but bait.
He has access to the internet. If this was real, he would know that this isn't normal and he needs to do something.
>>25354300
Because that isn't normal
>>25354289
She hasn't ever touched me in that way
>>25353843
/fit/ agrees tbqh
>>25354327
>Because that isn't normal
as if your life right now is normal in any way
>>25354327
Kill them anon listen to the voices.
>>25354327
>Because that isn't normal
You aren't exactly the litmus test on normal.
>this fucking thread
I can't believe this is real. If it is you have my sympathy OP
>>25353843
>We also aren't allowed to drink soda, they say shit like "Sugar Water is the Devils blood"
Well I'd call it the carbonated jew but mommy seems to be on the right track here.
>>25353106
What happens if you have a cold or allergies? Do you have to say 'Can i have a tissue?' with snot all over your face?
>>25354377
I know my life is't exactly normal, but it isn't as bad as a lot of people, I'm lucky to live here, at least I have a roof, if I left, I would have no roof, and then she would get me. I have nowhere to hide on the outside
>>25354431
Hide in a place where guys are jacking off a lot, she'll never look in there. Maybe Gold's Gym or somewhere like that
>>25354431
You're being fucking psychologically abused. Having no roof is better than that. Otherwise you're just going to rot away. Run the fuck away already, go to a different state where she can't find you. She's not some omniscient being, and you're 18, you're your own man.
>>25354431
how about you answer >>25354277 faggot
>>25353843
I agree with your mom on this although like the other anon said, it's jew water
>>25354413
We have to ask whenever we require a tissue, she always says yes, but then we have to use it in front of her and she will make sure we dispose of it.
get a gun and start makin them niggas drop, op.
take your brothers and run off. even begging in the streets would be better than living with your batshit psycho mother.
>>25354085
kek
original comment incoming desu
>>25354140
Wtf do you mean by punish? Like physically?
>>25354431
Americans really can't just send one email and ask for an own place and monthly money? Weird desu.
>>25354277
>>25354468
They can hear me from the bathroom, I'm sure it takes more than 3 minutes
this is the worst thing i've read in months
it reminds me of my childhood which makes me think it's real but a hundred times worse
>>25354497
It is her pleasure to beat us.
>>25354277
>not having an orgy with your brothers in shower
It's like OP is fucking retarded
>>25354510
Your pissing me off that you let a woman do that to you
>>25354510
She'll beat the NEET who beats his meat
>>25354327
>in that way
So she does touch you?
>>25354514
Our mother is there too, she watches us.
>>25354528
>not inviting your mother to the orgy
>>25354510
How does she beat you? How do you know she gains pleasure from it?
>>25354524
Sometimes she'll stroke my hair.
>>25354549
She hits us. She holds us by our hair, and she sometimes closed fist, and sometimes open hand. We are told to stand up. She hasn't beat me for some time now. I can tell she enjoys it. She sometimes smiles as she punishes. I can see the joy in her eyes.
>>25354149
That's plenty, that's how much I use, but I don't shit everyday.
>>25354108
>>25353843
You're not allowed to drink soda, yet you're allowed to watch TV?
>>25354500
Can you pretend you have diarrhea or constipation? You could use stomach problems as an explanation for why it takes so long to use the toilet.
>>25354581
What would happen if you and your brothers beat her up and said we're done with your shit? Also when you say property, do you mean like compound? Or like a regular house?
>>25354581
Pretty hot desu though I'd prefer spanking.
you and your brothers should start stockpiling cardboard and wood chips and then secretly make your own TP
>>25353106
>>25353250
>>25353843
>>25353867
>>25354140
FIND A FUCKING JOB
GO OUT OF THAT FUCKING HOUSE
NEVER COME BACK
What if she can find you? Call the fucking police and sue her if she even tries to touch you again. If your brothers are minors don't hesitate in recording everything and making it public so anyone can see what kind of monster that women is.
LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE DOING NOTHING IN ORDER TO STOP IT FAGGOT.
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT YOU LAZY BASTARD
>inb4 falling for the b8
>>25354608
I don't see how TV and soda are related.
I told you, they time me, if I take too long they open the door and observe me, There is no lock and it is close to the room with the good lounge
>>25354528
She watches you shower?!?!
OP, take your brothers and run, if you think that's too risky, call social services, they'll look after your brothers.
>>25353367
>I don't think they know porn is on here
This is where I draw the line. OP must be bullshitting
>>25354639
>I don't see how TV and soda are related.
They're not. I just thought soda was a lesser evil than TV. I know there are many religious people who think television is an invention of the devil or something.
>>25354616
We are on about 4 acres, and we're pretty far from other people. I'm not allowed to leave our property.
I don't want to hurt mu own mom, I know she's a little strange, but she is still my mother. I do want to leave but she won't let me, and if I do, she will know and she come and get me. I can't take my brothers because they will get taken back, and so will I.
I don't what's worse, this story or the amount of autism it would take to fake.
>>25354581
this is like a made for tv movie you have to try to move out i would say call the police but your younger brother might be put in foster home system. you guys got to leave that hell hole plz before she sends one of you to the hospital or someone kills themselves.
>>25354463
This.
OP, I know that you are probably thinking your situation isn't "that bad", because you have been shamed into approving of it for your parents sake, but this is a fucking abusive household.
I highly highly recommend leaving at any opportunity you see fit. Trust me, they will only get worse on you from here. And something tells me this is just the tip of the iceberg. I know you care about your bothers but you will be in a better position to help them after you help yourself.
If you can use the Internet, find a shelter or something that you can escape to. Maybe next time you go into town make it your plan to not go back.
>>25354686
Contact social services!! She isn't fit to be a mother!!!
>>25354668
We aren't allowed to use the phone. My only contact with the outside world is on the computer, and they don't know anything about it, they have only ever watched me use Wikipedia for school.
>>25354686
Are the beatings really that bad? Like, is it worth jacking off even if she beats you? Eventually she'd realize she can't make you stop with force.
Also what's your sleeping arrangement like? Can't you jack off in bed and come in a sock or something?
>>25354697
good point famfam good point
>>25354700
I want to be with my brothers, they will not be away from me, we depend on each other. I will not leave them.
>>25354686
Dude, you're 18, no one is going to take you back. Just fucking run and contact police or social services.
>>25354705
In sure you could email them, or the police, or get some help!!
>>25354705
How did you learn about 4chan? What state are you from?
I don't care about your age.
If you never fight back, you are not a man.
If she stops you from leaving, beat her.
If she beats you, beat her back harder.
If she calls the police, either call social services or collect evidence before you run away.
FIGHT BACK FAGGOT.
Rules are inherently designed to be broken. Ignore the "permissions" your parents made for you. Use the internet they cant monitor to find accommodations. Find a job or a method of welfare, some source of income. If they come get you as you fear: threaten to call the police, ignore them, make demands - anything so long as you maintain the upperhand. They care enough to enforce their rules, drag them through the mud and tell them you are above their rules. Think of what is best for you. You are an adult twist the situation in your favour and act selfishly. You should only be thinking of yourself at this stage. Help your siblings only when you help yourself.
>>25354705
so you are on the family computer right now? isnt that a bit risky?
what do you mean "wont let you"? she physically restrains you?
>>25354705
>parents watch you shower and shit
>parents have never watched what you do on computer
Seems legit.
>>25354705
Do you have any way to take pictures? Just take a picture of some scars she gave you or a recent bruise. I just need any proof to this story. Im not asking for much OP
>>25354705
Send an email to the police or child services and I'm sure they will come over and let you leave and take your brothers away from them too. Then maybe you can get a place have your brothers with you.
This thread is fake, gay and autistic.
>>25353106
>>25353250
>>25353480
I want to believe. Yet at the same time, I don't want to believe.
>>25354702
I'm not allowed to go into town anymore. If I leave she will get me.
>>25354714
They are bad. She hits us until we fall, and she holds us up by our hair, me and my brothers have bled many times. She's forgiving enough to never hit us with anything other than her fist.
>>25354760
>>25354740
>>25354735
>>25354728
>>25354730
These.
You need to run.
If you have a webcam or microphone you can use software like skype to directly call the police or child services. I advice you do it.
>>25354742
this
>inb4 op gets caught and punished and we never hear from him again
>>25354727
do you have any older relatives that can take you in
>>25354778
>and she holds us up by our hair
what is she, red sonja?
>>25354778
>if I leave she will get me.
You obviously aren't getting the message:
FIGHT BACK, YOU ARE LEGALLY AN ADULT FIGHT BACK, YOU ARE LEGALLY AN ADULT
FIGHT BACK, YOU ARE LEGALLY AN ADULT
FIGHT BACK, YOU ARE LEGALLY AN ADULT
FIGHT BACK, YOU ARE LEGALLY AN ADULT FIGHT BACK, YOU ARE LEGALLY AN ADULT
FIGHT BACK, YOU ARE LEGALLY AN ADULT
FIGHT BACK, YOU ARE LEGALLY AN ADULT
>>25354778
How big are you and how big is she? Do either of your parents work?
>mother monitors your jerking off and tissue usage
>doesn't monitor your internet usage
bullshit senpai
>>25354812
>doesn't completely restrict Internet usage
I have a hard time believing this.
t. My dad is exactly like this
>>25354742
The computer is in a separate room, and the desk is facing the door. They never come in here, but if they did I could just change the webpage to wikipedia, mom and dad barely ever come in here
>>25354778
Dude, just contact the fucking cops. Like now. No matter how afraid you are of her, she won't be able to do anything to you once they show up.
What are her plans for your future? Does she intend to keep you prisoners for the rest of your lives, never going to college or getting a job or getting married?
What are your grandparents like? Do you have any uncles, aunts or cousins? Are they religious too?
How steady is the supply of chicken tendies?
>>25354824
So what stops you from jacking off into your hand and then walking to the bathroom?
>>25354808
You don't understand, I can't hurt her, she is my mother. She is too strong.
>>25354830
We are not prisoners.
>>25354837
I have never met any aunts or uncles, so I don't know. I have one living grandmother, and she isn't pleasant either.
>>25354853
She will find out, she always finds out things.
Fucking weakling.
RUN.>>25354854
>>25354854
Dont physically fight back. Outwit your parents.
>>25354876
I think you belong here more than anyone probably, since you sound like a literal robot stuck in a loop.
If people have escaped from cults, you can find the opportunity to escape too. Do you know anyone who you can run to their house and they won't let you back if you tell them all that has been going on?
>>25354876
Answer these please
>>25354811
>>25354734
>>25354876
>we are not prisoners
You can't leave the house, have practically no freedom to do what you want, you get beat if you step out of line lightly, you are a deluded prisoner.
>>25354876
You didn't answer the future part. Does she plan to have you living in her house forever? What do you want to do in the future?
>>25354900
>What do you want to do in the future?
Jack off, I'd expect
>>25354876
>we are not prisoners
>I am not allowed to leave the property
Hmmm
>>25354844
He's probably not allowed to eat them.
>>25354854
Then RUN AWAY FROM HER. Nobody is saying you have to physically fight her. LEAVE FOR ANOTHER STATE, don't fucking go down the road.
YOU ARE AN ADULT. YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT.
Are you in Utah?
>>25353106
just jack off in your hand then wash it at the sink
>>25354755
my parents were very restrictive. they homeschooled me and didn't let me outside but let me use the computer as much as i wanted as a kid because they didn't understand anything about the internet either.
it's possible. they never watched me shower, though.
>>25354890
Ikr, troll or not, he's literally acting like a mind-broken robot slave, and that's something you rarely see around here
>>25354811
My parents don't work. What do you mean "How big?" Physically? Mother is strong.
>>25354734
I just stumbled upon it one day I guess, i can't remember. I live in Wisconsin, I don't want to specify where exactly.
>>25354876
>we are not prisoners
nigger you're a prisoner, just like prisoners can't leave their cell at their own will
>>25354923
jizz detectors are probably installed in the plumbing
>>25354149
Seriously though. Shadow is way too entitled. He's just holding the toilet paper. Imagine having to gulp down the shit and piss that the next passerby bequeaths upon you.
>>25354940
I mean like height and weight. Is she taller than you? Does she weigh more than you?
Make up some story that you had a dream and God saw you in the dream and told you that you had to move out to college.
Ask to be allowed to go to the gym. Get fit. Get revenge and show them what the rock is cooking.
>>25354968
I am short like my father, she is't particularly tall but she is taller than me.
>>25354980
>allowed to go to the gym
that sounds like a safe space totally free of masturbation
>>25354876
Nigga drop ur address im comin to save ur ass
Are you some poor little dwarf person OP? Like a literal dwarf? This shit would make a lot more sense then. Or do you have some other crippling disability?
>>25355001
I live in Wisconsin, but I'm not comfortable to tell you my address
>>25353464
This guy, this guy right here
>>25355014
anons could throw packs of tissue paper over the fence and you could go pick it up in the sly
Replies 172. Posters 49.
Nice.
>>25355030
/r9k/ is really the place to go to get your problems solved.
>>25354940
>I just stumbled upon it one day
Confirmed troll, I'd wager most of us can remember the exact time and place when we discovered the chan
>>25355040
what? i have no idea when i first loaded 4chan, not even what year it was
>>25355038
That's only an average of 3 posts per poster
>>25355030
Tango-foxtrot we need an air-dropped crate of robot relief tissues and varying supplies on OP's immediate location.
>>25355040
Man I'm 28 and barely remember life in parts of my early 20s. All I can remember about my 4chan discovery was it involved finding it via YTMND around 2005 or 2006. But other than that it is hazy as fuck.
>>25355054
He's probably new
>>25355054
How do you just stumble upon 4chan? You can't unless you have prior knowledge of it
>>25355039
with the influx of normies since the shooting it might be
>>25355066
>All I can remember about my 4chan discovery was it involved finding it via YTMND
>YTMND
Young teenage mutant ninja durtles?
>>25355084
yeaaahhhh thats right
>>25355082
>normies
>able to solve anything
They're the ones trying to tell him to beat up his mom or call CPS
Also op, if you're really religious then do you go to church every week? Does she home church you? What does she tell you about religion/god?
Are you ever going to get a job that's off your property?
>>25353867
Wow, this is really weird. Most of the time /r9k/ shuns away from the "man up and take responsibility" discourse, but here you are, full of responses telling you to just nut up.
>>25355040
having no external markers to separate periods of your life means all your life blurs together.
he doesn't go to school so he won't remember what grade or what season he was in when X happened and he has no friends so he won't remember when he first met someone.
>>25355084
I honestly don't know, really liked that site at the time though. It was like a prototype meme factory and it was even run by a Jew.
>>25355119
Unfortunately that is the only solution I can see being possible.
errybody has a rite to masterbate
>>25355119
It's because OP is genuinely being abused. The kid is brainwashed already, look at his responses.also we're standing up for his ability to have a wank in peace
>>25355155
You have a rite to sug my dig lol
>>25353250
Did you shower with your sisters?
p-please say yes
>>25355178
I don't have any sisters, I have two brothers
>>25355168
It's a literal fact taking away wanking caused the geopolitical situation that exists in the Middle East today. This is about protecting your freedom as a American.
>>25355190
What about your mom? Is she hot?
>>25355222
I do not have those thoughts about my mother.
>>25355190
What if you did have sisters?
>>25355129
Love me some peppers. That site introduced me to ratatat too, over all great experience.
>>25355231
Which of you and your brothers has the biggest dick?
>>25355231
does she have nice boobs and ass?
>>25355244
What do you mean? We all shower together, my mother watches us to make sure nothing bad happens and she makes our father face the wall.
>>25355250
>Love me some peppers
Shame he died a few years back, but everything that I heard about made it sound like his life was suffering.
>>25353250
In my country in very poor families that today have current water there is normal that they use the same water for all people.
Bath full of water and they wash themself in order first is they youngest family member and the last one is dad, mother is always before dad.
Water cost cents but you can not change mentality
>>25355257
okay now its getting ridiculous, op is trolling like a mad cunt
>>25353867
grow up you pussy
>>25355257
Okay now I'm really starting to to think this is bait.
>>25353794
your life is a fucking meme though you meme loving fuck fucking leave you FUCKING MEME EMMEMEMEMEMEMMEEMMMMEMEMMEMMEMMEMEMEEMEMMEMMEMMEMEMMEMMEMEMMEMMEMEMMEMEMEEMMEMMEEMEMMEMEMMEMEMMEME
>>25355286
Wow you are strange
I bet this will end up on /r/4chan tomorrow
It's like 5am in Wisconsin right now. How are you able to sneak off to the computer room at night without your mother finding out?
>>25355350
We get up early, we have an 8pm bedtime.
>>25355377
Why would you get up early if your parents don't even work?
Jesus this thread is sad.
How old are your brothers?
It seems like you really like them and you don't want to leave them wich is normal, but you are an adult man, you can take responsability, your mother, even though she is threathening to you is not a god, fight back or run away with your brother, contact someone with internet and leave.
She won't find you if you go in venezuela or an another state you know
>>25355377
damn OP your life seem REAL shitty. is there any bright side to being you
>>25355395
We are made to awaken early and we must sleep at 8pm, those are the rules, I don't question them
It's because masturbation means you are gay (obviously) and parents are obviously homophobs
>>25355309
>wow you are strange
you must be new here
>>25355412
Don't you think you are brainwashed? Household is not the fucking foreign Legion.
>>25353867
holy shit.../r9k/ takes up the "man up" response in the fight against masturbation....
>>25355443
I am not brainwashed, we just have rules and we abide by those rules, what's so wrong with that. Sure I want to break the rules occasionally, but they are still there for a reason.
How do your patents support themselves financially?
What is their particular religion?
>>25354854
Is this your mum?
>>25355486
I do not ask about money and they wouldn't tell me anyway.
We are catholic
is your mom fat or old?
i take it you are christian, yes?
what kinds of food do you eat?
either this is bait or op is the most massive cuck there ever was
>>25355512
Mother is not that fat and is much taller
>>25355469
Parents dont beat up their child for masturbating. They don't lock them in the house all their life.
If you don't take independance what will happen when your parents will die? What will you do?
>>25355525
so she is slightly fat then?
>>25355469
So you've put up with all of the other abuse, but masturbation is where you put your foot down?
>>25355551
I want to do it, I'm not saying I'ts a bad rule . quints get
>>25355469
You are brainwashed 100% look up Stockholm syndrome.
You're 18 now, are you still going to be living in that prison when you're 21/25/30, having to ask mommy everytime you need to blow your nose, never experiencing new things and being watched by your mother everytime you enter the bathroom for more than 3minutes.
GET OUT NOW.
>Feed me more
>>25355576
I am not fucking allowed to, she is my mother and she is allowed to tell me what to do. If I leave she will get me and I will be away from my brothers, if I take them, she will get me and my brothers will be taken away, staying here is my best option, I don't want to be homeless, the streets cn be dangerous.
>>25355596
if you tell me the address I'll call the cops for you. Get the shit sorted through proper channels
You are beyond fucked in the head after the abuse and can't think straight. So deluded after the psychological abuse you still cling on to your mother even after she destroyed your life.
>>25355596
>fucking
watch your language young man, don't you ever dare curse again.
>op hasn't discovered cumsocks
>op hasn't discovered some way to have a wank after 4 years
>op isn't allowed to move out or do anything despite being 18 years old
>op is however allowed to post on r9k despite all of this
This story doesn't add up, but well done on getting responses op.
>>25355633
She hasn't destroyed my life, she created me.
>>25355596
>the streets can be dangerous
Gets beaten by his mother
>is 18 legal adult
>controls every aspect of his life and brainwashed him into thinking that is acceptable
>she will get me
She isn't a fucking omniscient god come terminator
>>25355596
True that finding a job may not be easy
But seriously how do you think your mother will get you if you leave?
Let's say you take a bus for another place in the US like new york
Do you think she will track you down there? She will use here godlike power to find you?
Don't say she will get you, because she won't
>>25355596
http://dcf.wisconsin. gov/contact_us.htm
They have email.
>>25355658
You do not know my mother.
>>25355649
Create something don't give someone total control over it.
You are catholic right? God let us live our life,so why your mother is allowed to control everything in yours?
>>25353843
Literally kill her
>>25355674
What, does she have ins with the NSA or something? Does she have a tracking chip implanted in you? How the fuck is she going to track you down if you're halfway across the country, and you're legally an adult? Is she going to drive around the entire fucking country and find you?
You are beyond help. I hope you snap out of this shit soon.
>>25355674
Sure i don't know her
But all those years of bad treatement make you think that she know everything like Big Brother.
If you really want your brothers to be safe you have to do something, not running away but call social support, the cops or any authority that may help you
I have to go and chop wood, I don't know when I'll be back, thanks for all the support robots.
>>25355716
If they don't do anything right away, she will break me, I have to go
OP you should set your house on fire and livestream it
OP is clearly a broken cuck, his mom should just get him a a chastity cage.
You chop wood? Thats fantastic!It means you already know how to correctly swing an axe, just use that.
>>25353106
>not just cumming into the toilet or the shower
do you even fap? I've never used a tissue ever, just use toilet paper or something else. Fuck its not that hard.
>>25353250
yet you are on 4chan.... right
op what country are you from, there a literally countless organisations to help people in your situation
Are you moving with your auntee and uncle to bel air sometime soon?
>"The computer is in a separate room, and the desk is facing the door. They never come in here"
>Has not jacked off in 4 years
LOL FAGGOTS GET TROLLED R9K SUCKS JESUS BALLS
Take toilet paper when she's out and flush it down.
>>25353250
>We all shower together
holy kek this can't be real
>>25353106
>using a tissue
I just cum in my underwear
I can't be the only one, right?
>>25353250
>jerking off is the devil's playtime
>incest showers are God's work
>>25353106
>If she ever found a tissue with cum in it she'd hit us
My parents are stupidly religious (Jehovah's Witnesses . . . worst. religion. ever.) and would react the same way - I used to just eat my cum.
>>25356036
JW bro in the house!
man our childhood was fucked
when did you get out?
>>25356036
>>25356079
Got any interesting stories to share?
>cumment wuzn't riginale
>>25355129
you're the man now, dawg
>>25355516
>We are catholic
This explains a lot.
>>25355525
How tall are you? We're you allowed to measure?
>>25356109
i dont know, i've repressed most memories
i still cringe when i think of the times they made me go door to door
>>25356036
Fuck man JW are the fucking worst. How can that cult even be still alive? It literally encourages child abuse.
This is now a JW thread. Anyone got any stories?
>>25353367
>mother is autistic enough to go through trash to find cum tissue
>but not enough to learn how to figure out web history or internet restrictions that literally set itself up for you precisely because technologically illiterate parents.
I doubt it.
>>25356233
They're trying to recruit me now and I'm to beta to say no when they come to my house
>>25356233
>>25356109
wait i remember this one time when we were supposed to study the watchtower at home the night before we went to kingdom hall
i was 9 or 10 i think, and was in sort of a hurry because i wanted to play sonic on my master system (only game i was allowed to play, but i got daily reminders from my father that it was demonic)
pissed my dad off that i was antsy to get out so he hit me on the head with one of those large letter sized bibles three times
>>25354431
isnt living as an alcoholic on the street while fapping al day 100times better than being abused
by a pathetic bitch
>>25354955
Hannah I love you, you are my one true bae. Please come to my New Years party and stay for the sleepover :^)
>>25354844
Hannah you are my chicken tendie
>>25355040
yes this is an original comment
>>25354890
@george is the otr (one true robot)
>whole fucking family drives to a nearby tourist bait town where grandma has a house to spend new years on it because just doing a dinner isn't good enough
>dad buys a ticket to a water park in said town and will make me go to it with him even though he knows I hate water parks
>will have to spend 5 days in this shitty place with my annoying cousins
KILL ME
>>25354891
Hide Martha 2k15-2k16
>>25355014
@hannah if do this for you bro
>>25356540
@hannah the dream :'^)
>>25353106
>havent jerked off in 4 years
GUARANTEED REPLIES
>>25355551
@hannah never have I ever
>>25355195
@hannah feel the bern
>>25356829
>>25356764
>>25356715
>>25356690
>>25356645
>>25356616
>>25356582
>>25356569
>>25356558
This thread is actually interesting even if it is bait cunt fuck off
>>25353106
>>25353250
>not practicing seminiphagy in order to be able to do it anywhere and anytime
Pleb tier masturbatory practices there, friend.
>tfw this thread will die and you will never know the fate of OP.
>>25354085
Fantastic reply
>mother monitors you this closely
>but lets you browse 4chan
Yeah, this is bullshit.
>>25354202
OP are u at least rich af?
OP if you're at least in good shape physically, purposely get caught doing something and retaliate when she strikes you. And then call your brothers in and tag team that cunt.
How does your dad feel about her?
> all these people telling OP to "just leave" years of being infantilized and belittled when these niggas can't "just b themselves" or "just fucking talk to her"
You guys don't understand how 18+ plus years of being told you can't do things without being yelled at or assaulted will slowly beat the rage out of you.
> As a child until I was 16, dad used to talk about how my disobedience will shorten my life because le bible (kek jokes on you dad, I'm already suicidal) and when he is dead and gone or on his deathbed I will go mad and spiral from the revelation that he was a good dad and I mistreated him and I'll never be able to say sorry
> In saying this, he didn't anticipate he'd be facing a life threatening illness at fucking 50 though
> Took care of him, and still taking care of him, but he still implies I'm bad from time to time
> Knows he's full of fucking shit as a human being now, but will honestly still break down and lose my sanity if he dies, just like he foretold
> he's scared, I'm scared
> just wanted my dad to give me space growing up
> he just wanted to make me feel bad through just because I didn't want to hang out with him everyday
> if he bites it, then we'll have both gotten what we wanted in the cruelest way possible
I started ranting, sorry. But no, normies. One does not simply get out of a bad situation like having manipulative parents. That shit fucks you up worse than getting rejected or KV feels, you fucking "just b yourself n move out" cunts. I can't even function without wondering what will dad think, from girls I like to how much of my paycheck I'll actually spend on myself.please acknowledge my post I'm so lonely
>>25353250
holy shit.
Is your family christian or muslim?
>actually using tissues, or socks, or any physical medium
>not finishing in a drain like a civilized person
The hell is wrong with you people.
>>25353106
My mother finds pleasure in making me want to kill myself.
>>25353106
lmao what the fuck that sounds awful
>>25359144
I understand your situation friendo, I'm in more or less the same but with a grandparent
>>25359144have a (You) to feel temporarily acknowledged as a human being who was worth a few seconds of attention and pity from another human being
>How I imagine everyone in this thread
>my TV
>my House
>have to get off the TV whenever my wife's son wants to watch the basketball game
>>25353106
shit nigga fucking 10 star post
If op is for real, mods can backtrace ip and get help, yes?
man that's fucked
>>25359242
>not using a cumsock as is tradition among our people
>>25355998
You're not, I cum in your underwear too.
OP, here's what you do. Go into the bathroom, take a piss (so they don't get suspicious enough to check), and silently open the window and hop out. Draw an inverted cross on the house in sharpie along with the message "EAT SHIT, WHORE". Run as fast and far as possible, until you have absolutely no idea where you are. Do some odd jobs, get a change of clothes and a haircut, maybe grow a beard. At this point you'll be completely unrecognizable, so you should proceed to get a decent job, something with few qualifications necessary, like Wal-Mart. Save your money until you can afford a cheap computer, and update us with proof.
>>25355662
This.
If all your story is true, you have to realise that you have been probably physically and mentally abused for years, by being trapped in the house, monitored even during daily, ordinary activities, and beaten by your mother.
Get proofs about the physical abuse, call the cops and get out (with your brothers) of your prison, she can't legally do anything to you right now.
The choice is up to you.
Did she ever said she loved you?
>>25353250
I call b888
>>25353794
This is the post of the fucking year. Can't stop laughing
>>25354876
>We are not prisoners.
No, because prisoners have more liberties in most western countries
You are a slave or a pet
>>25353794
Kid, you are so fucking doomed. Just try to live in your imagination and hope for the day when you escape from that weird ass bullshit.
Also, just jerk off in the middle of the night into a cup or something.
>>25353106
Honestly, just fap outside. Sneak out and kid jiggy wit it
>>25353106
Fap and cum on the carpet
>>25355548
I imagine he'll fap furiously
You're all buying OP's obvious bait and I love every second of it.
>>25354528
>Our mother is there too, she watches us.
Report her to child services. They will come and arrest her and take the kids away.
Enjoy the house
>>25353106
why not just jizz into your socks? Or use regular paper and throw it away when you leave the house? Or on an old shirt that you could hide somewhere in your room and use as a cum rag?
>>25353106
I hope a bomb lands that sickness nest you calls home and kill everybody there, inluded you bunch of degenerates
>>25355662
OP here, I just sent an email, I am hoping that I can get out of this misery thank you guys. I can't thank you enough.
Draw a shit swastika on the wall and say this will happen every day untill mommy help me cum with her mouth
is this your mother OP?
>>25360939
I appreciate you referencing Preacher even if I'm not OP
>>25360978
I was also considering going for Dogtooth
>>25359144
>will lose sanity if dad dies
I do not understand this feel.
When family members have died I've been moderately sad, but for the most part don't express much. Nothing close to "losing my mind"
so this is the -official- ERP thread, then?
>>25359352
Good luck, maybe we'll both make it and no one will have to die.
>>25359431
T-thank you ;_;
>>25361077
I think it's different for immediate family members. It's just me, pop and mom. I don't have friends I consider family and I don't spend time with extended family to feel much for them beyond wanting them to be okay. I'm also KV, so no gf to help me grieve. I have no clue what to do if this happens to me, so I'm just going to hope for the best.
>>25356622
This is b8, your father sounds like a total bro
>>25354002
Listen to me.
When your mom starts beating your little brother, hit her.
Just hit her once. They're your brothers and it's up to you to protect them. You're a man now, and that means it's your responsibility. Once she realizes you aren't her toys anymore, she'll fear hurting your brothers because she will have to face the consequences.
>>25354975
This, say an angel visited you in the night and you and your brothers must take a holy pilgrimage to rid the world of sin just like how your mother ridden you of your sinful lust.
>>25360761
Nice one op
I I hope your life improves massively now
>>25361523
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
PUT THAT CUNT IN HER PLACE
>>25360761
Good luck m8
>comment was not original
>>25360761
>OP here, I just sent an email,
Way to go man. Stay strong you have rough road ahead but if you make a break from your mother and are honest with the Authorities things will get better!
Sending prayers your way
So many people in this thread that desperately need Satan; the one true liberator of the human condition
how can people take such an obious bait?
OP here, they responded back, they plan on showing up within 24 hours. I am thinking i should jack off and have her beat me so when they see my condition, it will affirm what i wrote in the message?
>>25363795
hf mastrubaiting
>>25363795
good plan. also, stick something up your ass so she will go ballistic
>>25363795
Genius master plan
But
You know what you can do?
Tell her how wrong and how bad of a mother she is
That' better
OP PERSUE HIGHER EDUCATION ASK ID YOU CAN GO TO COLLEGE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT COMPUTERS. GO FAR AWAY. IF SHE CARES SHE'D WANT YOU TO BE SUCCESSFUL.
JUST GO ANY WHERE IF HER HOMESCHOOLING ACCOUNTED FOR SHIT YOU SHOULD BE ELUGABLE TO GO. AND IF SHE SAY YOU HAVE TO SAY TELL HER YOUR DOING IT FOR THE FAMILY.
>>25363875
This OP give her all you got
>>25363875
I have a sharpie, i don't want to put something big up there. I am thinking I should cum on the bible she has on her nightstand given to her by my nanna, may as well go all out i guess.
>>25363924
I'd like to learn how to webdesign.
>>25364066
>I am thinking I should cum on the bible
Now we're talking
>>25364066
Feign a possession by Satan
>>25361523
LISTEN TO THIS MAN
VERY ORIGINAL
FOR YOUR BROTHERS SAKE
>>25364066
>I am thinking I should cum on the bible
Yes. Poop a little bit on it too
>>25364066
>cum on the bible
please do OP. can you take pics?
>they don't let me post Smug Wojaklol j/k
OP again.
Can you guys post good "fapper" material? I like pure looking "non-roasters" as you guys call them.
i have to do some cleaning, i'll be on later to do the deed.
Thanks guys, i feel relieved, more than in my entire life.
>>25364131
I'll wipe some on genesis
>>25364143
I don't have a camera, as my mother thinks they capture "souls."
>>25364187
>on 4chan
>where can i find some porn?
>>25360761
You are not OP, I am OP
>>25364187
>Can you guys post good "fapper" material?
>this was all a ploy to find porn
you could have just gone to >>>/gif/
>>25364210
No you're not I am
>>25364187
>>25364210
>>25364234
I am the real slim shady!
>>25356079
>JW bro in the house!
>man our childhood was fucked
>when did you get out?
Yep, it was. When I was 15 - I grew from 5'7" to 6'1" and got noob gains from weightlifting in the space of a year, my dad couldn't physically make me go anymore and that was that.
>>25356109
>Got any interesting stories to share?
I barely remember anything of my childhood - I've repressed so much.
>>25364066
Then tell her you'd like to larn to Web design op. YOU TELL HER SHE DOES NOT KNOW ENOUGH TO TEACH YOU HERSELF AND SHE SHOULD RESPECT YOUR DREAMS TO BE A WEBDESIGNER
>>25358229
His dad is probably under her thumb.
Why are people believing this fake bullshit story?
>JW parents
>magic was never allowed in the house because it was "demonic"
>bring harry potter home one day
>step dad burns it and I have to pay the school library to replace it out of my own pocket
Now that I live on my own, I have read all the books. They're shit.
>>25353106
How are you even allowed to use the computer in this family?
>>25364456
hahaha. I eat datura seeds.
>>25363795
YOU ARE NOT OP I AM OP DON'T LISTEN TO HIM
>>25364066
Please stop pretending to be me I am OP and I haven't called anyone
>>25364187
Stop
>>25364234
>>25364249
I am OP, I'm back from my chores
>>25364439
There's supposed to be a kitty in that wall!
>>25361102
yap it is
>>25353106
cum in her hair while she's asleep
>>25353946
See the problem with normies like you is you have these elaborate plans concocted in your head, where you pretend they can be done independently, but then you let questions slip like "do you have friends who can do things for you that need to be done to escape."
The answer is no, you pampered lazy retard. Stop pretending your easy as shit life and the shit people give you as handouts is available to everyone.
Its not really weird but this annoys me to no fucking end.
>mum
>ALWAYS has phone in her hand
>everywhere and anywhere
>christmas
>phone in hand
>visiting family
>phone in hand
>shopping
>phone in hand
>holiday
>phone in hand
>call her
>NEVER, EVER FUCKING ANSWERS
>she calls me
>ring her literally stright back
>DOESN'T ANSWER
This drives me up the fucking wall. You might think it's just me but it's not. Everyone has this problem when trying to contact her.
I am OP, I haven't called anyone and I haven't masturbated, identity theft is illegal stop it
>>25364633
>he takes a fake story posted on a malaysian picture board VERY seriously
>>25353464
Kek thanks for making me lol anon
>>25364638
You stop it, sotp being a pussy
This whole thread is probably bait but assuming it is real, I suggest you go talk to your brothers now. Tell the cops are coming and they should not be afraid of their mother when they do. They will protect them and they should feel free to speak the truth about what has happened to them.
>>25354140
At least you got dat on the good lounge. I mean, it coulda been the broken one.
>>25364728
>probably bait
Some part of you thinks this story is real?
>>25364728
The police aren't coming, someone was pretending to be me, The last thing I sent was alerting the people that I was going out to do my chores, and now I'm back
OP, are you expected to move out at some point? Do your parents want you going to college?
You say your mom is stronger than you, is this really true? I'm a 130 pound 19-year-old and I'm significantly stronger than my mom.
What hobbies do you have? Would you be allowed to leave the house to pursue a hobby like lifting or skateboarding?
Do you have any friends? Do your parents have any friends? What is the most experience you've had with a female outside of your family (hug, hand-holding, etc.)?
>>25364760
Something about the way he's been talking doesn't feel 100% like bait.Besides playing along is way more fun than just acknowledging it's fake.
>>25364773
So why haven't you?
>>25354980
This OP, and if she says no you can say that your body is the temple of God or whatever and letting it fall apart is a sin.
>>25364798
I've told you people, she will get me.
>>25364066
Please don't desecrate the Bible. Your mother's evil actions are a product of her own free will not a religion.
>>25364814
This is getting repetitious.
Why did you come here if you had no interest in taking our advice?
If the cops come and she is arrested, she can't do anything to you.
It'll be over.
>>25364818
FIND THE BIBLE, FUCK IT UP
PISS ON THIS
PISS ON THIS
>>25364841
I just wanted someone to talk to. I'm not here to take peoples advice about anything,
I'm just lonely.
Thread was supposed to be about weird things your family does but is now a thread full of people concerned for this senpai member
>topkek
>>25364858
don't forget to poop
IS ANYONE SCREENSHOOTING THIS? THIS IS FUCKING GOLD
>>25364885
Where do you live? We can rent together and I'll protect you with my guns. I have a savior fantasy. It's a perfect relationship.
>>25353106
This reminds me of some movie I saw, about some girl who's reliving her past, about her abusive mom, who played piano with her daughter tied to the chair. And eventually the daughter pissed herself and got in trouble, despite her mom forcing her to.
What movie was rhat?
>>25364885
You won't have to be lonely if you leave.
Seriously.
I personally cannot but I bet you could find a robot on here who would be willing to house you.
>>25364858
>>25364895
Don't do this guys
>>25364933
>you could find a robot on here
OP is probably better off with his mom
Aright guys, I am back.
I am about to shoot a load on her bible, I let my brother join in. We all plan on cumming onto it and then wiping some poo on the pages.
Thanks guys, I'll try to report back later, I am scared but I know this is the best for myself and my brothers.
Bless you all
>>25364976
fake OP is gayer than real OP
>>25364976
You are not OP, for the last time, stop pretending to be me it's not funny.
>>25364976
Don't mention it bro
>>25364976
>Desecrates Bible
>Blesses us
Just leave! This will only make things worse. Be the bigger person and don't go poopoo peepee!
>>25364918
please do...
desu original
>>25365001
>>25364976
None of are you of me real beingz
>>25353794
This is what you were looking for right?
>>25365132
Please no dont do this.
>>25365026
>>25364918
Dont screen cap this either!!!
Move out and adopt your brothers. Get a job. Construction will hire pretty much anyone that's willing to get in a ditch.
PISS ON IT
BURN IT
>>25365175
OP, a good, Godly parent does not beat their children. You need to stand up for yourself, ask if you can go to the gym to work out, or just work out at home. If she says no then you can tell her that God wants your body to be healthy. And if she ever hits you again you have to defend yourself. What your mother is doing is sick and wicked and punishment ought to come sometime soon, and you should be the one to bring it. Either that or call the police and explain the situation, if she felt she wasn't doing anything wrong then she would be fine with you doing that, but if she says no, then you KNOW that something is wrong. This isn't normal for and you have to do something, you have to protect your brothers and yourself. You could sue her for damages and buy an apartment for you and your brothers to live in. Just do something and stop being a faggot.
>>25353106
Have you ever talked with your brothers about the situation? What are their opinions?
Ok guy, we decided to put it in the toilet too.
My brother had a canon that a friend gave him.
She called home and coming back from the grocery strore soon. I think this will be my last post, I'll try and update you guys sometime in the future.
>>25356622
How could you complain about something like that in this thread?
>>25365371
I thought you didnt have a camera
This was a fun thread, huh?
>>25365394
In his defense that was the title of the thread.
>>25365371
>random yellow dot
>brother having friends
>bible doesn't leave a shadow
good jab anon
>>25365371
Fake
Why don't you go and be a faggot somewhere else.
>>25354854
>Op is so deluded he thinks this woman merely being his mother is given strength to defeat him in every possible way
Oh
>>25361039
I'm betting OP recently saw this movie as well
>>25365488
oh wow it was already made into a meme? you guys work fast!
OP, are your parents mormon?
>>25359566
> wifes son
Top cuck pasta dubs bro!
>>25365435
must have been the soul leaving the body desu...
>>25353250
Thanks for sharing your mom's supervillain recipe, OP.
>>25364667
wait.. when did we become a Malaysian image board?
>>25354777
Beautiful trips my friend
>>25365371
>>25365428
>>25365435
>>25365488
>>25365525
FOR THE LAST TIME I AM OP YOU ARE NOT OP STOP PRETENDING TO WEE ON A BIBLE STOP IT I AM OP
>>25365587
Right after we stopped being a Mongolian throat singing forum you doofus
>>25365603
Nice one, made me giggle
Literally OP's family
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broken_Arrow_killings
>>25355231
It sounds like they programmed you to say that
This thread doesn't make sense because there's so many other things you could cum into other than a tissue. Toilet paper, paper towel, your sock
OP is a replicant
Actual OP here, when i started cleaning I decided to just wipe some poo on it, and once she leaves to go to do some er ins in town, I'll shoot a load onto it.
>>25365752
Please stop doing this you are not the real OP, this is very distressing to me
>>25365733
I know right, he could do it on the toilet or in the shower. Can't believe this b8 thread has 433 replies.
>>25365768
why would i stop when i am the actual OP?
>>25365794
Because none of you are I'm the real one I sucked 50 dicks
>>25365792
They time my toilet time and we all shower together and mother watches us to make sure we don't
>>25365833
That sounds hard to believe :^)
>>25353794
I feel bad for you and all but this is the funniest post I've read all day. It needs to be a fucking banner.
>>25365869
It is what has to happen
Even if this thread is real, OP is beyond saving. The only thing that makes sense is to leave, and he apparently refuses to. He's broken, there's nothing to be done for him.
>>25365939
Stop saying I'm broken, I will not leave my brothers and if I take them we all get found by her and taken back and she will beat us
>>25353106
time to get the fuck out of the house
>>25353829
>run away from home
You have to be 18 to use this website.
>>25365870
>banner
OK. Done.
>>25365985
You might as well take them and steal your parents car, the police/government should be able to get you in some sort of program.
>>25360761
Godspeed.I really hope you have a good life
They still exist
>>25366563
HE IS NOT OP
One of the nicer b8s I have ever seen.
Why isn't there a screencap of the thread yet? Come on.
>>25364439
Because you can't make this shit up
>>25366428
That's actually good, hope they decide to add it.
>>25366615
Here's you're screencap
Sometimes when I'm about to cry I listen to Harry Chapin to cheer up
>>25354277
This. OP could just watch some porn for like 30 minutes and he'd jizz after a minute of stroking
I really don't know what to do. Also, stop pretending to be me please.
>>25367081
Your best bet honestly is to call the cops
I swear to god, this thread better be fake.
>>25367081
Give me your skype. You sound QT. Are you Arab?
>>25367081
YOU ARE NOT ME I AM ME STOP PRETENDING I'M SERIOUS I'LL TELL MUM AND SHE'LL GET YOU
>>25353250
oh god please be real
where do you live m8 no towns just areas
Holy fuck this thread fills me with rage. Women should not be allowed to raise kids a fucking swear. They should be locked up right after child birth a killed after having all their breast milk harvested. Fucking cunts, this is why I'm going to be a rapist some day
>>25367558
I live in Wisconsin
>>25367562
Rape me and see what happens
>>25356233
My older brother used to have a friend who's mother was a JW
>No wifi because it would cause cancer
I was planning on writing a list of all the bad things but now I realize that they are boring goodnight
>>25355834
I've been in a number of 3rd world shitholes, and other than the US, they have cheap internet access through cellphones.
In terms of the bathing...that fucking gross everyone uses the same bathwater shit...I can confirm that happens in the US where people don't have running water (grew up in rural US, was norm), ditto for group showering during rain or using roof-mounted tanks.
I can do without a lot of luxuries, but I really do like running water.
>>25367573
once you're an adult, out on your own, please remember that not everyone is out to get you, and you should trust people.
Don't disregard logic or your gut instinct - but don't let the time you've lost to these unfortunate circumstances ruin you my man, you can make it; do it for your brothers!
>>25367791
it's most convenient for there to be another sucker out there, so yes, OP, do what he said
GUYS WHO IS THE OP?
HE SENT THE EMAIL?
HE DID NOT TOILET-BIBLE, BUT IS HE SAYING THAT HE WILL INDEED CUM ON IT?
WHO CAN WE BELIEVE? WAS THE THREAD EVEN REAL?
>>25367378
Even though the OP is just reciting a scenario and pretending that it actually applies to his own life, you can bet that there are a good number of people that have actually lived lives like this.
>>25366867
One of my posts and the top half of one line of greentext is on there
Can't wait for people to see it on r/4chan!
>>25367791
>Don't disregard logic
>not everyone is out to get you
wat
>>25368171
mummy will be proud anon
>>25367562
dude, his father is just as guilty in this
>>25368028
I am the real OP. I haven't desecrated a bible and I haven't called any law enforcement.
>>25368992
Why not, you cuck
>>25369064
Because I'm pretty certain my mother would blind me or worse. Punishment gives her pleasure.
>>25354921
THIS
First thing I thought was your sick/depraved family is Mormon.
>inb4 hat meme
>>25353106
How is pic related? Did she try to eat it?
>>25354639
You should start jerking off in front of them, during shower time. I imagine that'd go over well if you made your mom think that beating you would turn you on.
>>25369086
sneak out and call the cops or whatever, resist for once you fucking cuck
>>25354431
Where do you live anon? maybe somebot can help you get out there
WHY DON'T YOU MASTURBATE IN BED??????
>>25355063
Copy that Whiskey-Bravo, Falcon is onroute with supplies, ETA 5 minutes.
>>25353250
Hey, guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do
>>25353106 Your life is the exact same as the life of Ed Gein, you are either trolling and taking inspiration from his story or you'll end up killing anyone when your mother dies
>>25354500
It's been 4 years anon, I doubt it would take 15 seconds
>>25354500
>I'm sure it takes more than 3 minutes
the fact that you have to guess how long it would take is so tragic
>>25369814
The fact that you believe this tripe is tragic
>>25369618
except Ed Gein was allowed to leave his farm to go to public school. I agree though, this kid is either gonna get help or skin a bunch of people's faces off and wear them
>>25369618
I don't know an Ed Gein
>>25369103
What the fuck is the hat meme?
>>25370936
hatfag detected
>>25353843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ByFyqeK69M
1:02 minutes in
say gary i said hi
>not just jerking off in the forest
>>25355040
Can confirm,I remember what my sister was wearing on the day I saw the cursed meme on memebase that led me to /b/ as an underageb& and eventually here
>>25353106
Enlist so you can become independent and be free from this hell.
Not only you'll get freedom but you'll also have opportunities to share it with people who have been denied it.
Pic very related
OP stimulate yourself for a good 20 min, then go to the bathroom and cum in 2 min max, then no problem
also i doubt a mother like that would even let you use the internet, much less without checking what you're doing
>mom literally watches while I take a shower to make sure I dont jack off
>times bathroom breaks for the same reason
>she doesn't even go in computer room or check History
sure
OP has been gone for a while, did he get caught?
>>25372756
No I'm still here, I'm fine, I already told you guys she never checks the computer or the history, she knows nothing about them
I was gone for a while to wash our dishes and sticks but I'm back now
>>25372786
Thank god, was worried for a second.
>>25372813
Wait, sticks?
>>25372857
Yeah I had to go for about half an hour to clean stuff but I'm back
I've started a new thread
>>25372956
This one's full
>>25372974
>This one's full
...of lies
>>25373033
It's not entirely full yet but it will be soon won't it?
Ok looks like the thread is pretty much dead, thanks for keeping me company everyone, I'll come back and say hi another day maybe
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