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>be failure of the family
>be NEET kv hs dropout at 22, parents hope I will get a GED this year and go to univ, typical supportive parents
>everyone else is PhDs, engineers, doctors and god knows what
>cleaning lady who used to work at our house a couple of years ago comes to visit us
>her son (2 years younger than me) has been selected for a top university and wants our opinion if they should get a loan and go for it or go to 2nd to top univ because lower tuition fee
>mfw even this guy's taco genes can clear highschool with top grades, but I can't because severe brain fog
>take 3-4 reads of a sentence to understand the meaning
How many failures of the family here?
I bet you post on /pol/.
>>25358319
>taco genes
lel
I'm your age, already started and dropped out of a degree
>>25358346
I'm not racist, you can belong to any race and I won't care, the taco part was just there because Mexican people generally have lower performance in schools, than other races, so I was making a joke on it
What are robots honest opinions on gay people?
Not tumblarinas who scream "YOU WILL ACCEPT MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE OR ELSE" (because they're hated regardless of sexuality), just normal gay people?
Do you hate them? Like them? Nothing them? Do you only like them if they're not overly flamboyant?
>>25358430
I'm jealous of them. They don't have to deal with women's bullshit.
>>25358430
>normal
>gay
>people
u wot
as long as they dont gay up this board theyre ok. this is not a gay board to show gay dudes on or les girls
Hey fellow anons.
I know a lot of you have troubles and all sorts of problems in your lives. I do too, who doesn't.
But have you been to church lately? Have you taken the time out of your day to pray for forgiveness and for good things toward you and the people you care about?
Have you volunteered or helped the less fortunate?
A lot of these problems can Ben mended with the grace of God if you let him into your heart.
You have nothing to lose, give God a try, it changed my life for the better, my life is a lot brighter ever since I started attending youth groups here.
Thanks for listening.
God bless.
if god is real he will forgive me.
>>25358151
Protescuck here,I am too autistic for participating in the church,should I just go for the preachings?
>>25358297
No.
Don't go to church to listen to someone talk, go to church to give your time and your devotion.
Get involved, help out.
Pray and look for hope in the only place that has limitless amounts.
PSA: If you put five fucking teaspoons of sugar and half a cup of creamer in your coffee, it's not fucking coffee anymore. You might as well be drinking hot chocolate, you piece of shit. If you want caffeine in the morning, have a soda, or quit being a bitch and drink coffee the way it's meant to be drank.
I'd rather be a bitch and have my hazelnut coffe.
>>25358137
What's the "Way it's meant to be drank?"
1-2 milk here, sometimes black.Espresso is better and I don't add anything to it.
>>25358202
People like you make me fucking sick. How do you sleep at night knowing you've ruined a perfectly good cup of coffee?
>want to die
>join army
>two deployment, towelheads are so bad at everything, not even a purple heart.
I want off the ride, but I can't an hero, why is Isis such
Scrubs.
you can always join the siryan rebels or something, they seem to be doing shit. Peshmerga are also getting stomped.
>>25358091
You're actually a gladiator in a Quake 3-style scenario and we retroactively fix your memories each time you die or get fatally wounded. I'm telling you this just because it's usually more fun to watch after the second or third season that way.
>>25358091
that picture fucking killed me
So did you buy your fireworks yet?
I enjoy the view, but I'm never buying them myself. I just fire off some 9mm rounds for NYE and that's that.
>>25358155
thats the most american thing ive heard
*pop* *boom*
Pantyhose is fucking comfy.
Yes I agree completely
>Be respectful to women, they said...
>40th birthday
damn
https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneWomen/comments/3ysjwg/check_in_on_the_faw_map/
>>25358703
so original LMAO
The only truth is that there is no truth.
>one day all humans will be dead
>truth
>feelsgoodman
>>25358191
the day the glorious and intelligent human species will have perished will also be the day the universe perishes.
All hail the human race!
>>25359100
you will have had a stroke before that happens. *cheers*
tl;dr I was detained for 24 hours by female law enforcement because I'm a guy
>arguing with gf
>she runs outside
>i grab her and try to pull her back in so she doesn't do anything stupid outside
>woman on street sees us and calls the cops
>5 mins later two female police officers knock on my door
>i tell them everything is okay
>they wanna come in
>tell them they either arrest me or leave, I'm not talking to them
>they arrest me and take me to police station
>on the way i give an autistic rant about sexism
>strip searched and given thin ass vest and shorts
>put in cell overnight
>in the morning the female sergeant officer tells me she takes domestic violence seriously
>authorizes my detention for another 12 hours
>12 hours later i get let out
>gf outside, says she didn't press charges or say anything bad about me
>female police, again, encouraged her to press charges because i 'looked' like a wife beater
basically served one day in solitary confinement WITHOUT A SINGLE shred of evidence nor a chance to explain my story, because female police force didn't like comments I made and assumed without evidence that i was guilty
That's what you get for having a gf, normster. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
>>25358011
Never ever go physical anon, unless someone is throwing themselves under a train or something.
So you got shat on even by pol and now you're trying r9k?
Fuck off you pathetic britcuck.
>tfw realize everything depends on genetics
That's why people like you should not reproduce
Get it now?
lol genetics has nothing to do with your personality, just take the best step forward and be the person you want others to see you as
>truth hurts
>feelsgoodman
FILTH INFATUATED.
lol so much edge////
>Finally have sex
>It's ultra tight and really hurts
>My gf complains that my is too big
Femanons, do you hate big dicks?
My last couple ex gfs complained too.
I know that feel.
You think its a good thing, but it takes like 30 minutes to get then wet and aroused enough to actually take it without hurting
>>25357783
... Big dicks is a literal porn meme
>>25357995
Obviously your gf isn't slut enough for your man cock.I like to grab her hips and pull her towards my pelvis so it goes deep as possible and watch her squirm
lol you guys are dumb
>>25357972
If u say so... ok.
IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE
and you're deluded
Are you daijoubu /r9k/?
No, I'm kanjiklub
>>25357964
totes not
