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What are your New Year's resolutions, girls?
Lose weight, get pretty, finally become a Stacy and marry Chad?
You know /soc/ was created specifically for dumb whores like you so you'd stop attention whoring there. Idk why you dont use it
>>25356631
im gonna finally just *own* my cute girl abs and wear croptops
Janny be a dear and REMOVE ROASTIES
You will never get a GF because all girls despise self-pitying, passive aggressive doormat men.
By pitying yourself, you are sending a message to all girls saying you are not good enough for anyone. Girls will pick up on this and ignore you.
By being passive aggressive you show that you cannot cope with negative feelings in an adult way. When faced with the nogf situation, men seek to improve themselves and learn about what girls like. Meanwhile, little boys whine about the "unfairness" of girls on the internet.
By being a doormat you show to a girl that you would throw away almost everything in your own life for a girl. Girls despise men like you because they see through you and recognize that you are desperate and have low self-esteem. This will kill your chances with anyone who is not a predator seeking to cuck and exploit beta men for their money.
lmao what stuck up stacy's or regular girls are passive aggressive as fuck yet they have no problems fucking other guys
>not getting into an abusive relationship with a girl who wants a weak willed man to order around and take out her anger issues on
>2015+364 days
>wanting a gf
cuckus maximus
So can a lonely sad anon beg a fembot to maybe talk and masturbate with me on kik? Im kinda sad and itd make me feel better...Idc What you look like as long as youre a fembot.
My kik is deamonswings1993
>>25355580
Please? Cmon
What happens when we die?
>>25355577
I couldn't tell you, checked
Whatever you want, it's still up for debate, only the 4th dimensional beings know.
![32ee2cac0f6285e1b227866641a18ebf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ocQAL0m.jpg "32ee2cac0f6285e1b227866641a18ebf[1]")
I TAKE THE FALL
I WITNESS FULL ATROCITY
BECAUSE, I'M THE ONE IN THE LEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkPfMYd9KnM
>>25355537
Sounds terrible honestly, like edgy fedora music.
>>25355686
hey
shut up
ALONE IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE
WWWEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN9e_zVhtQc
These normies won't ruin Pepe...
THESE MOTHERFUCKING NORMIES WON'T RUIN PEPE!
we need another school shooter to post pepe to scare off these fucking normie culture apropriators
>>25355492
you're about 6 years too late, fwend
>>25355590
We can bring him back.
Why do normies refuse to belive depression isn't real?
Are Scientologists trying to recruit here or something?
GTFO retard.
Because they are extremely afraid of the idea that one's thoughts don't depend on themselves. Same reason they sophisticate existence of free will.
>>25356573
it isnt?
(originallytytyty desu senpai
who here /OnlyListensToRussianMusicWithMusicVideosRelatedToExercise/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmCKUVPHK7A
I listen to /OldRussianLadies/, anyone know this feel? They're cute, lovable and drunk. You only need to know a few keywords and you find a lot of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csJUI3trJEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rE4d_ldZr8
fuck that, I only listen to finnish songs about killing russians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAw2DBwtALQ
>fem"bot"s
What the fuck does this phrase actually mean??
>>25355298
anyone who is female (or identifies as being female i guess, these days) that browses and/or posts on /r9k/
>>25355298
It's almost 2016
Get with the times grandpa
"bot" is anyone who has every seen /r9k/
Even reddit users who just lurk the subreddit for hilarious /r9k/ memes are bots
Why aren't you morbidly obese, anon? It's a good way of dying.
why not just smoke instead
I'm already a mess. Let's not complicate things further.
DREAM TEEEAMdreamteamblox
>>25355223
need a 5th?
what is some r9k approved music? hit me, I'm bored anyway.
I guess noise is pretty neat
>>25355215
We only listening to anime OST familia.
wow thanks then robots. great music here.
>tfw you'll never have Alexandra Daddario as your gf
Why even live?
>>25356494
I only saw her in San Andreas, I'm 100% positive those earthquakes were caused by her tits bouncing around. That bounce... I literally rewinded it a few times to see them bounce again.
the worst feel of them all, dont remind me
>>25356568
how do you feel knowing she only fucks black guys?
Do people find it entertaining to waste others' time?
To derail one's intentions by taking their own time and effort just to get in the way of what they're trying to accomplish?
I'm finding it harder and harder to want to play online in random lobbies in ANY multiplayer game that promotes any sort of teamwork because it seems people enjoy going out of their way to mess with others than actually playing a game for its intended purpose.
I also feel really stupid for having just now realized this; I can't help but feel that I've only myself to blame for having any sort of faith in others whatsoever.
what game fgt
please respond to my post op
>there are young men rushing to work this very instant
>There are children who are not.
And at the end of the day I will be $120 richer than you.
And the next day.
And the next day.
And the next day.
>>25356445
>work from home
>automate most of job
>paid for 8 hours
![Tarawa_beach_HD-SN-99-03001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h6pMUBS.jpg "Tarawa beach HD-SN-99-03001[1]")
