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Hey losers, guess what? I'm about to head off to work and I am actually excited. Every day I get to program interesting systems along side my interesting coworkers. I get paid, literally, hundreds of thousands of dollars to do this.
I don't have any set hours. I don't really have a boss. I have unlimited vacation. I get to pick what I work on. I get free food at my office.
Enjoy your NEET life. Enjoy that scratchy blanket wrapped around you, Pepe. Enjoy meaningless vidya all day. Enjoy shitposting on r9k from your parents basement. Enjoy fapping to some ugly chick that I already fucked.
>>25356601
Software Engineer Reporting In.
Although I don't have unlimited vacation (which is actually better since I'm encourage to take it) and don't often get to choose my projects.
haha anon fucked an ugly chick
way to go faggot
i bet you kiss girls too don't you faggot
Bump, just want to remind you losers one last time before I roll out.
>tfw australian aboriginal in america
I wish I was white.
fucken stay there
How did you escape from NT?
>>25356599
What, a pure one? Jesus.
Can you do dreamtime magic and meta-retroactively get me salmon pudding for new years? I love that shit.
Any other robots feeling that they'll never get a gf cause of of trust issues? After hearing all the cheating stories, stuff about women getting men in trouble with the law despite no evidence and the fact that most women are boring as fuck to talk to, it's just got to a point where I don't care anymore.
Breaks my heart really cause I'd like a caring, trustworthy gf but it seems like they become rarer by the day. Just glad I'm bi, but knowing my luck I'd end up Cucked anyway.
in my observation I've realized bisexual guys have a way higher chance of being cucked. they're possibly more open to the idea of MMF, and less annoyed by beta orbiting male attention in general.
>>25356503
Who gets chucked by orbiters? Lmao no
>>25356481
Why is Pepes penis so high on his body
>am best friends with a girl
>can't fap thinking about fucking her no matter how beautiful or sexy she is
>can only think about kissing her or cuddling
>when I fap thinking about her, I only get feelings of regret and disgust, along with a light stomachache
Is this what love feels like?
No, that's called being a pervert
>>25356437
its called to be faggot. you have to deal with the fact that you like dicks anon...
>>25356437
try fapping while thinking about eating her out/pleasuring her
What's so bad about being a virgin?
Being a virgin usually has a series of other implications.
It means you're undesired. People base value on how much other people want something.
>>25356436
>What's so bad about being a virgin?
Nothing, but women are degenerates, you are dumb and awkward to them if you're a virgin. Funny part is that they do say virgin "chicks" are "tight". Looks like they confirmed themselves that the roastie is real.
Daily manlet feels thread.
Remember, none of you 5'8 or 5'9 fags claim to be manlet. I'm talking the real manlets 5'7 or below (5'6" here).
How was your weekend? How was your Christmas manlets?
Ask that girl out yet?
Me? Well I asked a chubby girl out. She said yes originally. Then stood me up. Even chubby girls hate manlets.
Debating on killing myself NYE.
5'6 here also, will be killing myself soon I hope.
>>25356418
>tfw 5'9", can't discuss my height in neither manlet nor lanklet threads
feels bad to be average man
>>25356533
I wish 5'9 was average
I don't care if Chad gets Stacy, good for them, because (I like to believe) i'd be pretty happy with a below average looking girl.
My problem is that Chad gets to fuck the below average girls as well.
80/20 rule is real
more at 4PM
Yeah well all women are bad people anyway.
So make yourself a chad and win the game, that's what I did.
Fembots, has being on 4chan affected how you view men?
Do you mistrust or even dislike men more than you would have otherwise?
>>25356389
This. As a guy I am amazed girls come here. I know you're there and reading my posts and I feel like I'm creeping you out all the time. ;_;
Why would someone ever ask female opinions on anything? They aren't capable of giving their opinions, they'll just parrot what someone else said.
You're just trying to get female approval.
>>25356389
Fuck off roasties, nobody wants you here.
>tfw even normies don't want Wojack.
Because anyone can relate to smug, only robots know feels
He hasn't, what the fuck?
He's all over Facebook and 9gag and is labelled the "feels guy". If you got out of your /r9k/ bubble for one second, you would have known us normies have taken him a long while ago.
>>25356383
This. I saw him on le memebase labeled as 'feels guy' just before MLP blew up.
Who /noplansforNYE/ here?
What happened bros? How did our lives reach this stage of misery?
I plan to browse /r9k/.
Might open up my Animal Crossing: New Leaf save for the first time in like a year and celebrate NYE with my villagers. Never actually experienced it before in AC.
fuck NYE, shittiest celebration ever
woah, a new shitty year, let's all celebrate
bunch of fucking faggots
So the only other kind of drug I've done is weed, which I started smoking at the end of last year? The same friend who introduced me to weed also introduced me to shrooms. He said he won't let me try any more than 3 grams on my first try. I'm interested in doing shrooms so I asked a few friends what it is like and did a bit of research online. Of course, everybody's experience was different but I just want to know some of your experiences too so I can know what im in for. Also my friend mentioned that theres no way to predict or prevent a bad trip from happening, so is that true or can I take precautions to make sure that doesnt happen?
>>25356340
Ideally you shouldn't take mushrooms alone especially if its your first time
one of my friends is gonna b tripping with me, but hes gonna take less cuz hes on pills
>>25356340
shrooms can be a mindfuck.
you get caught up in various thoughts and feelings and can easily lose perspective. trips can feel like an eternity as well, especially when they take a bad turn.
the issue I usually have is a bad body load which makes me feel a bit body dysmorphic and sick feeling. Hands always look weird as well, I recommend gloves or mitts.
if you are with a mate looking after you it should be ok, hopefully he'll guide you away from bad though patterns through distractions or a change of scene.
Help me Ex-robots, i need to uild confidence!
i need to find the path to making something of myself. anyone have a strategy?
INB4 just bee urself
>>25356144
anon you haven't given us much to work with.
>>25356226
Im 20 yeras old, i live with my parents
im starting university next year (philosophy)
tfw no gf
a shutin i have one friend
>>25356250
Refer to sun tzu the art of war for general stratagem
>tfw horny but don't want to jerk off
Just have sex with your gf.
>>25356150
TRIGGEREDblox
>>25356134
>my_life.jpg
I do enjoy being horny but masturbating is such a chore. Not to mention I will be depressed afterwards.
How do I learn to lower my standards?
Apparently not-fat is too high for me. And I'm not even fat myself.
>>25356128
Don't.
Don't fucking lower your standards. That's pure shitty normie advice. You're allowed to have your own values, tastes and opinions. Attraction isn't a choice, you don't have control over who you find attractive.
People tell YOU to lower your standards because they're projecting this false hierarchy over people. "Oh someone doesn't find you attractive, well you're not allowed to find other's attractive!" It's a cruel way of enforcing Halo Effect. The normies can't stand the fact of an unattractive person being happy or getting laid because it grosses them out in the most petty, childish way.
If anything, *broaden your horizons*, and find more people attractive than you normally do. Porn helped me with that. I used to only like blonde girls but seeing porn gives you a lot of examples to find something else you find attractive too. But don't lower your standards. No one wants to be the one someone settled with out of desperation, it's humiliating.
>>25356128
Oh and on the fat thing? That's a perfectly valid fucking reason. "I'm not fat" Because you know what? When you're skinny, IT PHYSICALLY HURTS HAVING THIS PERSON ON TOP OF YOU. I've tried it, it's not worth it. I want to put my damn arms around her waist, not feeling I'm trying to carry a beach ball around.
You're not fat because you practiced self-control and you have a damn right to demand your partner does. That type of thinking benefits fat, lazy hambeasts who are trying to trick you into providing for them.
>>25356128
Here's a comprehensive chart of how it works.
it gets easier when you just accept it and let go
No, it doesn't. It really doesn't.
It doesn't make it easier but I came to terms with it when I was 15.
>>25356046
Honestly, kinda accepted it from day one pretty much since I didn't like interacting with people. Even through primary school I didn't care, just happily messed about on my own.
However it started to bug me in secondary, and now I'm in uni I'm just kinda numb, since I learned from trying to socialise that most people are either boring, stupid or dickheads. Particularly women. Not sure if I'm happier this way but I certainly feel less like shit - anger at others feels marginally better than self hatred.
