If you have all this free time at home why can't you speak Japanese yet?
You said you were going to learn is last New Years
>>25350530
I said I was going to do a lot of things last year
yet hear I am
still alive
>>25350530
No, i said that i was gonna learn to speak chinese.
>>25350530
No i didn't, you delusional white cracker.
sage
Who /weak loads/ here?
>all my cummies are little dribbles
>tfw your loads have weird yellow, jelly like clumps in it.
Yeah it never shoots out.
>>25349722
Look up edging, OP. Also, avoid masturbating for 3 days and you'll get a nice load
>>25349740
what the fuck is wrong with you
how do i get a cosplay gf?
>>25349546
go to conventions and fuck cosplay sluts
>>25349562
Cosplay sluts are all like 16 years old
There's no way a 21 year old guy gets away with that
>>25349562
how do i approach them? im fat and a below 5/10
Todays my birthday, and im so goddamn depressed because I realize how useless my life is. I come home everyday and play CSGO until I go to bed. I occasionally watch a movie or go for a run here and there. Im a senior in HS now and I just feel like shit and im always worried. I didndt want to tell my friends this so I came here instead. Not looking for advice, but its comforting to even see people notice me I guess. Idk, life just feels shit right now, maybe ill get over this slump, but Christmas wasn't even fun this year, and its starting to feel like nothing is fun anymore.
> r9k the apprentice
>>25349410
Who is this bitch? Like what is her porn name I know I know who she is she went to fucking highschool with me!!!! What the fuck!!!! I knew she would be a whore I just thought she woould keep on mudsharking and become white trash.
I spent my 22nd birthday crying alone. You're 17/18 you faggot. Go do drunks and drink or some shit.
How does /r9k/ feel about girls who color their hair?
I want them to kiss each other on the mouth
tends to be a red flag for attention seeking degenerate whore (not uncommon for it to go hand in hand with trashy piercings) but i cant help but like some of the pale pastel colours that are in fashion now.
Also blue girl is skinny as fuck
I respect that they're letting the public know up front that they're lying histrionic succubi.
>Managing the closing shift in my retail wageslave job
>Some cute girls walk by me, "Hey isn't that the neighbor guy you think is super hot" as they giggle
>stop what I'm doing and hide in the back room for around five minutes
>Come out to see if they're gone, but one of them is at the counter
>Hide in the bathroom for another five minutes until they leave
>They're...
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You're in for pain, they are a couple of bitches but you will never escape the thought that you may have made it work
One time a co-worker was being obnoxiously flirtatious at work with her friend and I told her I "see through your lies", that shut her up but I feel like a complete fucking fool wish I never said it
>>25347869
Gotta love when women b8 men like that. There's fuckall you can do about it.
"Wow girls sure have it hard in 1st world countries"
>>25347908
>I told her I "see through your lies",
Max cringe.
>tfw weed withdrawals
>tfw dry
>tfw don't wanna eat
>one small grinder completely stuffs me and makes me feel like shit
>tfw only get hungry when I smoke
how do I unfuck my shit up?
>broke neet
>haven't smoked in 2 days, crushing boredom
>neighbor offers me a bowl for some batteries + CDs.
>fuck yeah! goin to get hiiiigh
>make trade, then he wants to share the bud (wtf?)
>I want to save it.
>somehow he convinces me to give him half the meager bowl he traded me (my fault for agreeing)
>He leaves me...
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>tfw people here expect you to get married at like 21
>tfw you are expected to be in a serious relationship at 18
JUST
>>25354592
>Serious relationship at 18
C'mon son you need to be getting your papers ready to serve a mission.
>>25354592
Mormons are truly the saviors of the white race
>>25354612
>get sent to japan
>go full autist and look stupid in front of all the japs
What's the most robot state all I know is Cali is automatically normie land.
1. Alaska
2. the midwest
3. everywhere else
>>25354472
Arkansas
the most forgettable state
robot territory
boring white suburbia with nothing to do or see
the perfect breeding ground for an introverted white male
>be me
>physically attracted to girls whose personalities and opinions I hate
>Not physically attracted to girls whose personalities and opinions I really like
>mfw
Any robots have the same problem?
out of curiosity, do you watch a shit ton of porn?
My problem is a little different.
>Attracted to specific type of female personality.
>Personality type I really despise constantly throw themselves at me.
For some reason I heavily attract sjw girls. I hate them so much. I started grocery shopping late at night to avoid them because they keep coming onto so much now.
>>25354213
I don't think you necessarily only attract SJW girls, I think that SJW girls are probably just more likely to come onto you than other girls.
What does /r9k/ think of male genital mutilation of infants?
I'm pretty satisfied with my cut penis.
>>25354067
>tfw the jews convinced you you're better off with less pleasure
>>25354091
I don't really mind. It's cleaner and it's more aesthetic.
Of course, since I'm a sane person and not a fucking loser, I respect every parent's choice to circumcise or not.
>white people thinking they can be robots
Haha, nice fucking joke
>being this new
>not knowing that robots are by definition white
>being ignorant of the terms blackbot, spicbot and the likes
Whites are the only people that can be robots.
>>25353738
>>25353747
Whites are default chads.
>his bed is just a mattress on the floor
>>25353609
thinking of doing this to be true relatives, my current bed isnt long enough and the headboard annoys me
>he has a single bed past the age of 21
Headboards are fascist.
My mattress sits on the box springs at least.
I hate everything about myself. quads and I kill myself on stream. Will deliver. half a 5th on jamo in. I can't go on.
Well clearly you don't hate yourself enough if you want quads in this thread to make you kill yourself. Dubs, trips, I can understand but you don't actually expect quads here.
>>25353455
Good lord my sides
>>25353455
Oooooh dubs.
Worried, OP?
>le women can't be robots meme
kill yourself
"I'd date her if she had a nice personality"
-/r9k/ liar
Someone would still fuck her
>>25353333
They can't. I guarantee that girl could get someone, of course she'd have to put out, but that's a small price.