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How old were you when you first locked lips with a romantic partner?
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14
she was a whore and If I'd held out another 6 months I would have had a better first.
21. Kissing kinda sucks though.
who /5'7/ here?
LITERALLY worst height 2bh
i just say im 5'8. its still bad but doesnt sound quite AS bad
I'm 5'7" and have no problems with it.
what's the asian equivalent of 5'7
Go to your local craigslist and bring something back form the personals page
>>25350467
>bdsm community
>asexual
all of my what
>>25350520
It's called being a special snowflake
I decided to go for the low-hanging fruit instead of really pick around for something wild
How's everyone doing so far?
It's not too late to sign up
>post in this thread saying you'll except the challenge
>screen shot it
>post in thread next new years Eve
I had a wet dream after just a few days after signing up and you can to. Your bodys will excrete your cummis naturaly its a great feeling robots
Just think about it.."dream sluts"
What do you have to lose
>tfw girl
>haven't masterbated in months
>feel no urge to
>virgin and never think about sex
>never even worry about not having friends
It feels good to be above it all. Human connection is overrated.
>>25348452
I haven't masturbated for around 6 hours now. I pledge not to jack off until at the very least, Jan. 1, 2017.
I always lose at either the 3 day mark or the week mark. I think I've gone at most, 2 weeks without jacking it since the age of 14.
>>25348512
You sound like a real cunt desu.
>porn ends with the guy giving the camera a thumps up and saying "this could be yoooooooooooooooooooooooou!"
>>25346921
That's be a pretty great ending, honestly
>>25346921
kek that pic goes perfectly
>>25346921
That sounds hilarious actually
No comfy thread?
Let's fix that.
Post your best comfy songs, pictures, movies, youtube videos, shows or vidyas. This thread is best viewed in bed with the lights dimmed and wrapped in a burrito.
>>25340812
Posting a picture from the last room thread, I saved it because it was comfy.
>>25340812
Animal Crossing is a pretty comfy vidya imo. Here's a comfy pic for you too.
Over the garden wall is God tier comfy show.
What college majors are 100% a total waste of time? I need to pick a major and I want to know what is absolutely off-limits.
>>25336054
All of them. Take it from someone who has graduated college, works a job that doesn't require college (sales) and is going into the military in 6 months: Just learn a trade.
>>25336054
anything related to business and management.
>which major will enable me to become a better wagecuck
>paying money and years of your life to become a better slave
You'll never have her.
>>25358484
>tfw she's already mine
enjoy your anime ;)
lol she's hella cutee
>>25358484
fuck off reddit, sage
>Chad thinks he is a robot because he didn't had sex in 3 months
>Stacy thinks she is a fembot because she got too old for Chad
normies get btfo . leave our board normies, we have dark meme magick and will curse you.
lol I love this board, so many funny memes, I saved this one, sill upload collection to imgur
>Stacy thinks she is a fembot because she can't find a nice guy to settle with after she became 21 year old
Who else /dontgiveafuck/ here?
I feel like i'm wasting my youth by sitting in front of my computer all day, watching anime, playing vidya and shitposting on imageboards. But at the same time i'm totally satisfied with it. It brings me laughter, feels, joy, etc... but i still have this lingering feeling of guilt sometimes, like i could be doing something way more productive with my time.
My dad walked into my room earlier, asking if i never get tired of just sitting around all day in front of the computer, to which i replied 'no, not really'.
This isn't the first time this has occurred.
It's not that i don't WANT to go out and for example start lifting weights in the gym, it's pretty fun and had a positive effect on my overall health and wellbeing(back when i still went to the gym 2 years ago). Then i just stopped because i didn't really see the point in it anymore, i didn't utterly desire it, and the effort i had to put in wasn't worth the health benefits to me personally.
And it's not like i don't WANT a gf and lose my virginity, it's just that i don't go out of my way to strive for it.
I got invited to a couple of old classmates to go celebrate NYE at some random party and get smashed with them until dawn. But i really wouldn't have cared if no one would've invited me to anything and i just sat at home, watching the fireworks from within my room, just like i did last year.
I really don't give a fuck.
Am i fucked? Am i just in denial? Feel free to share your thoughts and, perhaps, tell us a story about how you got out of the /dontgiveafuck/ phase.
Life is pointless. Just fuck your shit up.
> I will NEVER EVER see such a sky
>>25358170
But that just doesn't feel quite right, anon.
>tfw no group of friends who will die for you
>tfw no group of friends
>tfw no hobbies
>tfw never had a gf
>tfw depression
why even try anymore?
Just finished watching Rainbow: nisha rokubo no shichinin. How's your guises life goin'
>tfw everybody is having sex but you
>everybody is improving and rising in their lives
>you've leveled out after 20
>>25358088
>tfw you never metamorphosized
There is hope for some of us ...
that shy guy is probably like this.
http://www.yourtango.com/2014245827/7-reasons-love-introvert
>>25357983
Link?
Fama imma needs dat original comment
it's prolly a troll or a lonely anon trying to see what peoples reactions would be.
I don't want to go to work.
I know how it feels. I miss being on a lower tier, all I had to do was just show up and do on-the-moment transactions. Then I got lured into promotions with tiny as fuck 5% raises, until finally got to the point where there's just so much back up to do, and conference calls to report to every Monday, reports to submit by friday... never ending cycle.
I want to be a cat.
I just called out "sick" myself.
Realized I had 14 hours of sick pay left for the year, and I'll be damned if I don't use it.
Now to listen to some shitty animu music while playing on a custom Diablo 2 server
>>25357915
We tried to warn you but you didn't listen.
>tfw people on here start being antagonistic towards your posts for little to no reason
>>25357854
lol give an example!
>>25357854
It's actually because you're a little bitch.
>>25357854
how and why also when
Why are cuntboys so much less popular than futas?
Because they're disgusting as fuck
less versatility
association with sjw culture deters most internet-folk
>>25357800
also men don't like male bodies, but like dicks
women also like dicks and like male bodies
so even for women a biological male is a better choice, usually
I think they're qt personally but I'd still feel like I'm missing out a bit
